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Posted: 4/7/2001 6:38:16 PM EST
Anybody ever wondered about the braile key pad on drive-thru ATM machines ( on the drivers side no less ) or am I missing something here ?????? [BD]
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 6:42:25 PM EST
...Or the road signs that show a picture of
a person reading a book and an arrow so people who can't read know where the library is.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 6:43:47 PM EST
And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 6:48:05 PM EST
Jumbo Shrimp? [:D] milldude
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 6:48:53 PM EST
Military Intelligence
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 6:52:56 PM EST
Customer with infant parking.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 6:56:52 PM EST
Handicap parking outside a recruiting office.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:31:55 PM EST
If you park in handicapped parking and you are not handicapped .. are you mentally handicapped?

If you are in the right hand lane at a T intersection with the T coming from the left, can you go foreward on a red light after stopping due to that being mathematically a 0 degree right turn on red?

And you thought you knew it all when you looked in the dictionary and found the definition of ted was "to spread manure or fertilizer for airing" (in other words.. to spread bullshit...)


Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:34:47 PM EST

And you thought you knew it all when you looked in the dictionary and found the definition of ted was "to spread manure or fertilizer for airing" (in other words.. to spread bullshit...)

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My pappy always told me, "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit."
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:42:42 PM EST
Things that make you go hmmm????  

Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:53:46 PM EST
Curly blonde hair in my lap, moving up and down,
hmmmmmmm, purty good. [;)]
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:01:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:13:37 PM EST
Microsoft Works
Southern Hospitality

and those damn expecting mother spots, I parked in one, one day, and I got to my car and this fat pregnant bitch started yelling at me, I mean just because you forgot your fuckin pill, its not my fault, and I want the spot by the door dammit, and if you can't walk 100 feet in the parking lot, how can you walk the damn mall?
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:33:40 PM EST
hmmmmmm If all women gave good head,
would there be so many single mothers?
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:38:10 PM EST
Anyone ever seen those "SLOW CHILDREN" signs with the picture of a kid running...they always make me laugh.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:13:43 PM EST
Things that make you go hmmm????  

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Dammit, I was gonna post that.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:16:28 PM EST
Intellegent Management.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:18:54 PM EST
After the recent Seattle Earthquake, we started to wonder about how the people in wheelchairs were supposed to "get under the table and cover your head"...

Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:19:49 PM EST
Needle exchange programs out of concern
for the health of heroin addicts.

Whenever you drop something you are eating
on the floor and the dog runs away!
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:22:34 PM EST
Why is it that you pay every month for insurance, but the second you have an accident you are dropped.  

A peanut, nither a pea, nor a nut. Discuss.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:28:45 PM EST
Speak amongst yourselves...
Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island:

Oy, I'm feeling [i]veklempt[/i]...

Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:45:55 PM EST
XXL condoms [BD]

Go to drug store....put a box in your cart.....shop near the ladies.....return it to the shelf before check out....empty new phone numbers out of your pocket when you get home...lmaooo [BD]abused because I am
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:13:03 PM EST
Why in the hell are the terms "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" used? When those descriptions are thrown around it is always after the screwing has started and obviously you ain't just "friends" no more. Do girls that say "I just wanna be friends" call you their "boyfriend"??? I don't think so.

I demand that the new terms be "boyf*ck" and "girlf*ck".
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:20:06 PM EST
Women that eat afterbirth...HMMMMMMMMMM.  YUK!
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:35:03 PM EST
[blue]Why do they continue calling them buildings after they are done? Shouldn't they call them built's?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:23:16 AM EST
Why do they call them "apartments" when they're connected to each other?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:26:30 AM EST
Better yet; How does a blind person know they're done wiping their ass? Do they have someone proff read it?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 7:58:02 AM EST
Paying tax on your money before you bankit,then paying tax on it every year hmmmmm.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:05:21 AM EST
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:14:13 AM EST
parking lots at the bar,they dont want you to drink and drive ????
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 10:52:25 PM EST
"Practicing" medicine or law.  
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 10:56:33 PM EST
Do blind dudes really care if they are getting a blow job from a man or a woman??

Link Posted: 4/10/2001 11:08:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 11:38:45 PM EST
If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why do they have door locks?

ATM's, I can understand people walking up, but in the mid-70's I wodnered about the braile elevator button markings in the county's parking garage - even on the top floor.

[red][size=4] P.R.K.

Link Posted: 4/11/2001 12:31:40 AM EST
[img]http://cache.corbis.com/Agent/11/38/62/11386203.jpg[/img] "And so the lady says..."Penis Colada" What   is [b]up[/b]   [i]with  THAT[/i] ?"

[img]http://cache.corbis.com/Agent/11/38/62/11386204.jpg[/img] "And so I said, "No lady, that isn't a chicken in my pants""

tss tss tss-tss tsaaAHHHH !!! Thats show biz folks [smoke]! Oi Vey, the hilarity, its killing me [grenade]
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