Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Durkin Tactical Franklin Armory
User Panel

Posted: 4/7/2001 7:38:16 PM EDT
Anybody ever wondered about the braile key pad on drive-thru ATM machines ( on the drivers side no less ) or am I missing something here ?????? [BD]
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:42:25 PM EDT
...Or the road signs that show a picture of
a person reading a book and an arrow so people who can't read know where the library is.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:43:47 PM EDT
And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:48:05 PM EDT
Jumbo Shrimp? [:D] milldude
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:48:53 PM EDT
Military Intelligence
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:52:56 PM EDT
Customer with infant parking.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 7:56:52 PM EDT
Handicap parking outside a recruiting office.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:31:55 PM EDT
If you park in handicapped parking and you are not handicapped .. are you mentally handicapped?

If you are in the right hand lane at a T intersection with the T coming from the left, can you go foreward on a red light after stopping due to that being mathematically a 0 degree right turn on red?

And you thought you knew it all when you looked in the dictionary and found the definition of ted was "to spread manure or fertilizer for airing" (in other words.. to spread bullshit...)


Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:34:47 PM EDT

And you thought you knew it all when you looked in the dictionary and found the definition of ted was "to spread manure or fertilizer for airing" (in other words.. to spread bullshit...)

View Quote

My pappy always told me, "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit."
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:42:42 PM EDT
Things that make you go hmmm????  

Link Posted: 4/7/2001 8:53:46 PM EDT
Curly blonde hair in my lap, moving up and down,
hmmmmmmm, purty good. [;)]
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:01:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:13:37 PM EDT
Microsoft Works
Southern Hospitality

and those damn expecting mother spots, I parked in one, one day, and I got to my car and this fat pregnant bitch started yelling at me, I mean just because you forgot your fuckin pill, its not my fault, and I want the spot by the door dammit, and if you can't walk 100 feet in the parking lot, how can you walk the damn mall?
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:33:40 PM EDT
hmmmmmm If all women gave good head,
would there be so many single mothers?
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 9:38:10 PM EDT
Anyone ever seen those "SLOW CHILDREN" signs with the picture of a kid running...they always make me laugh.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:13:43 PM EDT
Things that make you go hmmm????  

View Quote

Dammit, I was gonna post that.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:16:28 PM EDT
Intellegent Management.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:18:54 PM EDT
After the recent Seattle Earthquake, we started to wonder about how the people in wheelchairs were supposed to "get under the table and cover your head"...

Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:19:49 PM EDT
Needle exchange programs out of concern
for the health of heroin addicts.

Whenever you drop something you are eating
on the floor and the dog runs away!
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:22:34 PM EDT
Why is it that you pay every month for insurance, but the second you have an accident you are dropped.  

A peanut, nither a pea, nor a nut. Discuss.
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:28:45 PM EDT
Speak amongst yourselves...
Rhode Island is neither a road, nor an island:

Oy, I'm feeling [i]veklempt[/i]...

Link Posted: 4/7/2001 10:45:55 PM EDT
XXL condoms [BD]

Go to drug store....put a box in your cart.....shop near the ladies.....return it to the shelf before check out....empty new phone numbers out of your pocket when you get home...lmaooo [BD]abused because I am
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 11:13:03 PM EDT
Why in the hell are the terms "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" used? When those descriptions are thrown around it is always after the screwing has started and obviously you ain't just "friends" no more. Do girls that say "I just wanna be friends" call you their "boyfriend"??? I don't think so.

I demand that the new terms be "boyf*ck" and "girlf*ck".
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 11:20:06 PM EDT
Women that eat afterbirth...HMMMMMMMMMM.  YUK!
Link Posted: 4/7/2001 11:35:03 PM EDT
[blue]Why do they continue calling them buildings after they are done? Shouldn't they call them built's?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:23:16 AM EDT
Why do they call them "apartments" when they're connected to each other?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:26:30 AM EDT
Better yet; How does a blind person know they're done wiping their ass? Do they have someone proff read it?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 8:58:02 AM EDT
Paying tax on your money before you bankit,then paying tax on it every year hmmmmm.
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 9:05:21 AM EDT
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
Link Posted: 4/8/2001 9:14:13 AM EDT
parking lots at the bar,they dont want you to drink and drive ????
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 11:52:25 PM EDT
"Practicing" medicine or law.  
Link Posted: 4/10/2001 11:56:33 PM EDT
Do blind dudes really care if they are getting a blow job from a man or a woman??

Link Posted: 4/11/2001 12:08:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/11/2001 12:38:45 AM EDT
If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why do they have door locks?

ATM's, I can understand people walking up, but in the mid-70's I wodnered about the braile elevator button markings in the county's parking garage - even on the top floor.

[red][size=4] P.R.K.

Link Posted: 4/11/2001 1:31:40 AM EDT
[img]http://cache.corbis.com/Agent/11/38/62/11386203.jpg[/img] "And so the lady says..."Penis Colada" What   is [b]up[/b]   [i]with  THAT[/i] ?"

[img]http://cache.corbis.com/Agent/11/38/62/11386204.jpg[/img] "And so I said, "No lady, that isn't a chicken in my pants""

tss tss tss-tss tsaaAHHHH !!! Thats show biz folks [smoke]! Oi Vey, the hilarity, its killing me [grenade]
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.

By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top