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Posted: 9/23/2004 3:08:48 PM EST
Pretty girls and cool guns, fast cars and good music, steak on the grill and beer, and ammo...lots of ammo.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:11:39 PM EST
When the cop pulls the OTHER guy over!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:12:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
When the cop pulls the OTHER guy over!




Good one.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:15:22 PM EST
When the rabbit comes back alive....


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:16:49 PM EST
When you are surfing the channels and Full Metal Jacket is on.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:16:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
When the rabbit comes back alive....


Sgtar15




Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:18:32 PM EST
When you nab a good deal on AR15 EE and all are happy.


When your favorite song comes on the radio when you are flipping stations in your car.



When you get the last item on super clearance sale.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:18:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
When the cop pulls the OTHER guy over!



Big +1
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:19:54 PM EST
10,000 spoons, and all you need is a knife.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:20:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
When the cop pulls the OTHER guy over!



++1
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:21:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
When you nab a good deal on AR15 EE and all are happy.

When your favorite song comes on the radio when you are flipping stations in your car.



When you get the last item on super clearance sale.



Just to have them to decide not to sell after you send payment.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:21:53 PM EST
I was driving home from work one evening and a guy in an Explorer crosses the double yellow line to get into the carpool lane on the 405 Southbound (that's illegal here in Kalifornia). 2 seconds later, CHP shoots past me with his lights on and pulls his ass over. FINALLY there's a cop when you need one!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:25:23 PM EST
Finding $20 in a pair of jeans before tossing them in the laundry.

Making all the lights.

A big IRS refund.

Female slippage at the lake.

Not having a hangover the next morning.

Finding out Sig_Ziggy's going to be at the next Hun Farm shoot.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:27:32 PM EST
Calling in your order for $11 NIW USGI mags.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:27:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
When the rabbit comes back alive....


Sgtar15







It means she's not pregnant.

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:35:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
When the rabbit comes back alive....


Sgtar15







It means she's not pregnant.




Actually the rabbit dies either way, it's just a euphemism for being pregnant.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:35:58 PM EST
Poor rabbit.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:36:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:

Actually the rabbit dies either way, it's just a euphemism for being pregnant.



Yes - I was merely explaining what sgt applewhite was trying to express.

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:44:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 3:45:07 PM EST by Atvar]
When you go to give a woman a short kiss goodnight and she nearly sucks your face off that's Awwright!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:48:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 4:49:36 PM EST by chrome1]

Originally Posted By Atvar:
When you go to give a woman a short kiss goodnight and she nearly sucks your face off that's Awwright!!



What's even better is halfway through the 2nd date She says :

Just so you know ........ Your getting lucky tonight
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:51:45 PM EST
When your employer provides you with free ammo every week.....and you're not LE or Mil.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:57:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:13:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Poor rabbit.

Where's Da Bunny? Any body seen him lately?
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:21:53 PM EST
When you get the compass in your "Cracker Jacks"
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:35:18 PM EST
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me,
and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:36:02 PM EST
Hiya Conan.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:49:46 PM EST
When a class 2 sex offender gets flattened by a tractor trailer....................................
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:59:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By green18:
When a class 2 sex offender gets flattened by a tractor trailer....................................




That needs pics!

Finding a box of magazines your wife packed last time you moved-10 FAL mags you forgot you ordered.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 6:45:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 7:48:37 PM EST
Hearing that everybody except the Trollers (meaning the Good Guys) over at DU had themselves a Jonestown Kool-Aid Party after President Bush wins all 50 States on November 2.

It’s possible.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 7:54:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
10,000 spoons, and all you need is a knife.



Its like raaaaain on your wedding day...
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 7:57:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
When you nab a good deal on AR15 EE and all are happy.





You mean like this?






Originally Posted By Robinson-LE-Supply:

Sold in eight minutes!



Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:02:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
When you nab a good deal on AR15 EE and all are happy.





You mean like this?

www.hkboards.com/images/hosted/ar15/4.jpg

www.hkboards.com/images/hosted/ar15/7.jpg


Originally Posted By Robinson-LE-Supply:

Sold in eight minutes!






Sweet! I mean, awwright!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:09:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
When you nab a good deal on AR15 EE and all are happy.





You mean like this?

www.hkboards.com/images/hosted/ar15/4.jpg

www.hkboards.com/images/hosted/ar15/7.jpg


Originally Posted By Robinson-LE-Supply:

Sold in eight minutes!






Sweet! I mean, awwright!



Thanks Clean_Cut
That blew me away last night, I even had to bring pics into work today
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 10:11:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 11:13:48 PM EST by JDemond]

Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy, alllllright!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 10:22:29 PM EST
When the Big Brown Truck shows up at your door with toys.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 10:33:00 PM EST
When you really have to drop a duece and the bathroom is completely empty.


I'm in college... and im easy to please.


- BG
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