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Posted: 3/29/2009 8:06:11 AM EST
Stop where you are. If you cross the border, we will be forced to arrest you and give you a decent meal. Afterwards, you will probably be released into the United States where you can recieve welfare and live off the tax payers.

Put the drugs down and your hands up, or I'll be forced to shoot. Of course, if you live, you can probably sue for millions and I'll be put in jail.

I know this is the 87th time you've crossed the border illegally, but don't try it again, and this time we're serious.

Link Posted: 3/30/2009 1:54:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By glocklover:
Stop where you are. If you cross the border, we will be forced to arrest you and give you a decent meal. Afterwards, you will probably be released into the United States where you can recieve welfare and live off the tax payers.

Crackers and juice. They are not released back into the United States.

Put the drugs down and your hands up, or I'll be forced to shoot. Of course, if you live, you can probably sue for millions and I'll be put in jail.

Actually, they are cleared 99.99% of the time.

I know this is the 87th time you've crossed the border illegally, but don't try it again, and this time we're serious.

With VERY few exceptions, they are all prosecuted here.



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