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Posted: 6/6/2002 9:18:43 AM EDT
1.  How come employers want e-mails instead of meeting in person?

2.  Why is it wrong to profile Arabs at airports but okay to assume a bald white man is a gunowner?

3.  Why is homosexual sex okay, abortion okay, but belief in God is a weakness?

4.  Why do people support the war on terrorism but think Israel is in the wrong?

5.  Why do people feel all politions are corrupt but still believe that writing letters makes a differance?

6.  Why do women want more equal rights but still expect the man to pay for dates?

7.  Why do people who don't even own an AR15 post on this board about how unreliable it is?....Why are they here?

8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?

9.  Why is a homeless bum an alcoholic but a daily heavy drinker with a job and house just a party animal??

and finally...............

10.  Why is it okay to shoot/eat a deer, moose, squirrel or bear but wrong to shoot/eat a cat or dog?

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:42:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/6/2002 9:44:17 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:50:11 AM EDT
i assume these are rhetorical questions?

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
1.  How come employers want e-mails instead of meeting in person?

2.  Why is it wrong to profile Arabs at airports but okay to assume a bald white man is a gunowner?

3.  Why is homosexual sex okay, abortion okay, but belief in God is a weakness?

4.  Why do people support the war on terrorism but think Israel is in the wrong?

5.  Why do people feel all politions are corrupt but still believe that writing letters makes a differance?

6.  Why do women want more equal rights but still expect the man to pay for dates?

7.  Why do people who don't even own an AR15 post on this board about how unreliable it is?....Why are they here?

8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?

9.  Why is a homeless bum an alcoholic but a daily heavy drinker with a job and house just a party animal??

and finally...............

10.  Why is it okay to shoot/eat a deer, moose, squirrel or bear but wrong to shoot/eat a cat or dog?

Sgtar15
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Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:51:25 AM EDT
If a bear shits in the woods and nobody is there to smell it, does it still stink?

Why are they called APARTments when they're so close together?

If no one can hear you scream in space, how come all the spaceships on TV and in the movies make noise?

If I have to be to work in 60 minutes, what am I doing here?!!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:51:53 AM EDT
sgtar15, I don't have answers to any of these. In question 9 I think you answered your question with your question.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:56:40 AM EDT
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you are not really taking it anywhere??? [>:/][;D]
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:05:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:

3.  Why is homosexual sex okay, abortion okay, but belief in God is a weakness?
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[red]I thought most Liberals were bible thumpers too?[/red]


6.  Why do women want more equal rights but still expect the man to pay for dates?
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[red]I've often wondered that myself![:D][/red]

Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:14:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
1.  How come employers want e-mails instead of meeting in person?
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Dunno about them, but I do everything I can over email.

Why?

Because when the morons who come up with ideas like "Let's consolidate all 18 of our data lines to these two lines here!" and decide to pitch them to me and the other powers that be, I want evidence of their stupidity. Why? When it blows up in their faces and they try to pin the blame elsewhere, I can shove the blame right back squarely where it belongs. (It also makes for several hours of fun reading when these barely literate jackasses try to compose an email, but I digress...)


5.  Why do people feel all politions are corrupt but still believe that writing letters makes a differance?
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The alternative would be to...oh, wait. There is no alternative, other than waiting a few years and trying to vote them out of office.


6.  Why do women want more equal rights but still expect the man to pay for dates?
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Some misguided notion of chivalry, I guess [:)]

Besides, it might make or break your chances of getting laid [:P]


8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?
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Would you rather waste it on some 80 year old dork who lives in the past? (By this I mean he/she can't help but go on about how good things where Way Back When...)


10.  Why is it okay to shoot/eat a deer, moose, squirrel or bear but wrong to shoot/eat a cat or dog?
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I neither like nor dislike cats. It all depends on the seasoning.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:19:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
10.  Why is it okay to shoot/eat a deer, moose, squirrel or bear but wrong to shoot/eat a cat or dog?

Sgtar15
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And why is it okay to kill other animals, who are defenseless, but a thread about saving the black Widder goes to five pages?


Scott

Link Posted: 6/6/2002 11:17:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dale007:
sgtar15, I don't have answers to any of these. In question 9 I think you answered your question with your question.
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I disagree, an alcoholic is an alcoholic is an alcoholic is an alcoholic.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 11:27:36 AM EDT
There's a fine line between a drunk and a heavy drinker.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 11:33:17 AM EDT
Answers

1. So you can't see them laughing at your resume and typing skills

2. Its the powder burns on my ... your forehead that actually give you away .

3. Because liberals believe [i]they[/i] are god .

4. Palestinians don't have enough guns so it looks unfair , so lets give them some of those $25 junk guns that some people turn in to the cops for tickets .

5. They write because congressman don't answer phones and might open the letters looking for money .

6. They don't want equal rights , they want all rights and having a man pay makes him subservient .

7. Heard of p*nis evny , I think they have AR envy .. nuf said .

8. Because when we all were young we thought we would stay young forever .

9. We don't have to look at him or carry him home . (Hear no evil ... See no evil .)

10. Lack of good recipes .

Link Posted: 6/6/2002 12:00:47 PM EDT
If you really [u]could[/u] have *everything*, where would you put it?
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 12:04:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GWIGG:
Originally Posted By sgtar15:

3.  Why is homosexual sex okay, abortion okay, but belief in God is a weakness?
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[red]I thought most Liberals were bible thumpers too?[/red]

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Uhhh, WHAT?
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 12:29:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
1.  How come employers want e-mails instead of meeting in person?

2.  Why is it wrong to profile Arabs at airports but okay to assume a bald white man is a gunowner?

3.  Why is homosexual sex okay, abortion okay, but belief in God is a weakness?

4.  Why do people support the war on terrorism but think Israel is in the wrong?

5.  Why do people feel all polititions are corrupt but still believe that writing letters makes a difference?

6.  Why do women want more equal rights but still expect the man to pay for dates?

7.  Why do people who don't even own an AR15 post on this board about how unreliable it is?....Why are they here?

8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?

9.  Why is a homeless bum an alcoholic but a daily heavy drinker with a job and house just a party animal??

and finally...............

10.  Why is it okay to shoot/eat a deer, moose, squirrel or bear but wrong to shoot/eat a cat or dog?

Sgtar15
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1. This hasn't been my experience

2.American citizens are and will always be the ones who will absorb the shit stains left by other nationalities that hate us and what we are about. Both morally and financially.

3. Who ever said believing in a god is weakness? (except when your trying govern a large body people)  [;)]

4. All they hear is guns and killing. The Israelis are the ones with the most "power" so they are considered the ones that should "stop the violence". The average American comprehend the Israel situation no differently then a 5 year old would.  

5. What else can you do!!??
Please post a solution when you question things like that.

6. O just pay for the damn meal man!
Women want to be respected as much as men in the grand scheme of things, but buying a women dinner is "nice" thing to do, considering they hold the cards when us men start to get alittle "randy baby".

7. Simple, cause they want one, and they try to justify there AK purchase as much as possible.
If you look at the military's that have more money and organization, what's there main battle rifle?  

8. Don't get this one, please explain.

9. Slang words my friend, ultimately they all mean the same thing. Us youngin's are hardly going to admit that were alcoholic's when business is being taken care of in our lives. What did you do on your Friday and Saturday nights when you were younger?

10. Gross dude. They same reason why you'd hack a cow up before a horse.
To be honest, I've never ate bear or a squirrel. I would consider those to be more "last resort" meats.  
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 6:16:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MurderSHO45:
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?

Sgtar15
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8. Don't get this one, please explain.

 
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When you are young you have strenght and good health but don't know anything.  When you are older you have wisdom but poor health.

Back arsewards

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 6:30:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By MurderSHO45:
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?

Sgtar15
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8. Don't get this one, please explain.

 
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Life is a balance.





When you are young you have strenght and good health but don't know anything.  When you are older you have wisdom but poor health.

Back arsewards

Sgtar15
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Link Posted: 6/6/2002 6:44:52 PM EDT
Why do I get upset no one posts something intersting ... instead of posting something myself....

Where did all the good porn go to on yahoo clubs?
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 6:51:12 PM EDT
Why do squirrels have bigger balls than liberal politicians?

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/ChrisLe%2Fasquirrelnut%2Egif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:02:21 PM EDT
Which is worse?  Ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:15:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
1.  How come employers want e-mails instead of meeting in person?
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Time management.  Only interview the ones in person that are actually qualified.

2.  Why is it wrong to profile Arabs at airports but okay to assume a bald white man is a gunowner?
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Because jokes about whitie really are funny.

3.  Why is homosexual sex okay, abortion okay, but belief in God is a weakness?
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It's not a weakness... but you have to admit that the majority of people who cling to the church are incredibly needy people.  Just my observation and experience.. and, yes, I am still a Christian.

4.  Why do people support the war on terrorism but think Israel is in the wrong?
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Supporting the war on terrorism is supporting the defense of our country.  Most US citizens aren't especially concerned with the defense of any other country.

5.  Why do people feel all politions are corrupt but still believe that writing letters makes a differance?
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I think letters are always more cathartic for the person who is writing them.  Let them have their hope.

6.  Why do women want more equal rights but still expect the man to pay for dates?
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No, no, no, no!  You've got it wrong.  I want equal [b]pay[/b].  Until then, I will accept being paid less only if the man pays for dinner.  ::toungue in cheek:: [:D]  

7.  Why do people who don't even own an AR15 post on this board about how unreliable it is?....Why are they here?
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I don't own an AR.  Should I leave now?

8.  Why is youth wasted on the young?
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I don't think it's wasted so much as it's an evolutionary safeguard.... think about it.  If you tried to pull the stunts you pulled when you were 17 in a 56 year old body you'd never live to buy your first legal six pack. [:D]

9.  Why is a homeless bum an alcoholic but a daily heavy drinker with a job and house just a party animal??
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For the same reason that it's cool to meet a guy at a raging house party.. just not date the actual guy who's house it is.  

10.  Why is it okay to shoot/eat a deer, moose, squirrel or bear but wrong to shoot/eat a cat or dog?
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It's not wrong.  It's really more a product packaging issue.  

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