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Posted: 4/30/2015 12:39:39 PM EDT


Might be a dupe, or double dupe but:



* Mexican tap water

* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

* A fart when I have diarrhea

* An elevator ride with Ray Rice

* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

* Michael Jackson's Doctor

* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

* A Palestinian on a motorcycle

* Gas station Sushi

* A Jimmy Carter economic plan

* Brian Williams news reports

* Loch Ness monster sightings

* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:44:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 12:44:47 PM EDT by abtex1]
Add:

* That the thai girl your buddy is working mojo on is really a girl

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:46:17 PM EDT
* When a girl says she's on the pill.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:48:40 PM EDT
* A needle found under a bridge
* An ARFCOM "Would You Hit It" tranny thread
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:48:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:49:02 PM EDT
Emails from a Nigerian prince

Penis enlargment pills

Lawyers/Aimless

Global warming studies

Hippies

Walmart ammo counter employees

Ann at "card services"
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:50:15 PM EDT
*The reliability and accuracy of a Mini 14.


Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:53:37 PM EDT
I trust this email more than Hillary Clinton:

From: Henry Clark [mailto:test@strateges.fr]
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2015 6:26 PM
Subject: From Capt Henry Clark

Good day,

I am a captain with the United Nations troop in Afghanistan, on war against terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive decision, for withdrawing troops from Afghanistan. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and the European Union on war against terrorism. On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of (15.9million U.S.D) Which I got from crude oil deal here in Afghanistan. I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money. It is under my power to approve whoever that comes forth for this money.

I want to invest the money for a good business, so I need someone I could trust to channel this box & If you accept i will transfer the money to you. Where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary.
I am an intelligence officer for that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done. Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured site where I can be sure that the person is real. I believe I can trust you.

Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is much secured so nobody can monitor our conversation, then I can explain in details to you, at the moment i can only reach you through email, because our calls might be monitored, i just have to be sure of whom I am dealing with for more confidence in me for the deal and I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for me. I hope am been fair on this deal, get back to me with your full information such as:

Your Full Name,_________________________ Your Full Address,______________________ ____
Your Direct Cell phone Number,___________________ Occupation and Age.__________________________

If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further Inquiry when I am out of our military network am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else.

Regards,

Captain Henry Clark
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:55:08 PM EDT
The dog crap in my backyard.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:55:44 PM EDT
Thrift store condoms
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:56:49 PM EDT
I absolutely trust HRC.
She will remain faithful to the ideology that has driven her entire existence.

Same as FBHO: he remained faithful to the ideology. He even told us what he was going to do, and he did it (or as much of it as he could). The fact that most of America ignored what he said is irrelevant.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:57:27 PM EDT
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The dog crap in my backyard.
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Get ouf of my head! I came here to post this.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:01:23 PM EDT
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The authenticity of a rifle from Mitchell's Mausers

CTD's pricing and integrity

RustedAce's impartiality on the topic of AKs
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:02:26 PM EDT
Emails from Nigerian Princes who have cash liquidity problems.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:03:53 PM EDT
A glock but just barely
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:06:05 PM EDT
Nutnfancy to make a 4-minute-long gear review video.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:06:39 PM EDT
*Fellatio from a cannibal.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:07:39 PM EDT
Lol. That's a pretty good list.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:16:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 1:16:33 PM EDT by flynhghr2001]
The E4 Mafia
PNN (Private News Network)
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:36:11 PM EDT
Beachside stroll with a bunch of ISIS guys.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:38:13 PM EDT
At my age, I'll still trust a fart over Hillary.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 1:49:44 PM EDT
* The Devil Himself
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:13:13 PM EDT
Cory Jackson to complete basic training.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:14:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 2:16:27 PM EDT by TheDevilYouLove]
GD on its worst day
Bruce Jenner's gonads
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:16:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By governmentman:
The authenticity of a rifle from Mitchell's Mausers

CTD's pricing and integrity

RustedAce's impartiality on the topic of AKs
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SOG's grading criteria
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:17:05 PM EDT
Michael Moore talking about capitalism.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:21:09 PM EDT
Her husband
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:29:44 PM EDT
Bobby Brown's bathtub
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:30:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:31:53 PM EDT
Gunshow reloads.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:33:51 PM EDT
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SOG's grading criteria
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Originally Posted By governmentman:
The authenticity of a rifle from Mitchell's Mausers

CTD's pricing and integrity

RustedAce's impartiality on the topic of AKs


SOG's grading criteria
PSA's shipping times.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 2:36:15 PM EDT
* A lonely catholic priest at a boys ranch
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:08:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2015 3:09:12 PM EDT by 1911lover]
Pizza from McDonalds

Biscuits from Pizza Hut

Oblamo every time he opens his pie hole

The IRS is looking out for my best interests

Politicians in general always act with integrity/honesty and have a strict moral code they live and work by

Hell.....this list could go on forever.



Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:10:40 PM EDT
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The authenticity of a rifle from Mitchell's Mausers

CTD's pricing and integrity

RustedAce's impartiality on the topic of AKs
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LOL
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 3:34:05 PM EDT
Add Nigerian prince to the list
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