Tis was an email i got...

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up
$46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She
gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told
her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave
her the money back. She became indignant and informed
me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again...same scenario! I departed the store with the
$46.64.

................They Walk Among Us!




I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free
coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're
already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess
they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches
and I walked out the door.

..............They Walk Among Us!



One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead
bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"



................They Walk Among Us!



While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent which direction was north because,
he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head
and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

................They Walk Among Us!!



I used to work in technical support for a 24/7
call center.  One day I got a call from an individual
who asked what hours the call center was open. I told
him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I
said, "Uh, Pacific."



................They Walk Among Us!



My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

................They Walk Among Us!




My friends and I were on a beer run and
noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it
was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport
baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and
told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She

smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"


..............They Walk Among Us!



While working at a pizza parlor I observed a
man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be
alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't

think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!