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Posted: 8/11/2011 6:59:58 PM EDT
Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:01:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Is it on? Been a long time since I've seen that flick. Jackie Gleason is a riot.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:01:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Looosiana
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:01:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Gee daddy, he sure had a lot of friends.



They should have cremated the sum bitch.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:05:10 PM EDT
[#4]
gimme a diablo sammich and a dr pepper and make it fast, im in a godamn hurry
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:05:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Gee daddy, he sure had a lot of friends.

They should have cremated the sum bitch.


i'd be kicking mr bandit's as around the moon by now!!  

its not on, but i think i'll watch it on dvd later.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:07:29 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm gonna barbeque your ass in molasses
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:07:40 PM EDT
[#7]
The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:10:09 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.



the goddamned Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!!
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:11:10 PM EDT
[#9]
oof
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:12:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Daddy......it's a baseball game
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:14:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Daddy!  Look at that big ol' alligatah!

That reminds me.  I gotta call yo mammah.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:14:08 PM EDT
[#12]
"Daddy, the top came off!"
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:14:52 PM EDT
[#13]
"There's no fruit in me loins,  lice though,  and proud of em"
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:15:27 PM EDT
[#14]
you sounded taller on the radio
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:15:50 PM EDT
[#15]
Shut your mouth and get the goddamn evidence and put it in the car Junior!

Yes Daddy!

I miss Jackie Gleason.  No PC in him at all.  
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:17:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Hushpuppies, Daddy!  
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:19:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Hold up on that car wash Gentlemen.

You just stay here with your hands on the car.  And don't go home, don't go to eat and don't play with yourself.  It wouldn't look nice on the highway.  Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:21:19 PM EDT
[#18]
I got him boxed in like a turtles pecker.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:26:10 PM EDT
[#19]
whats that girl got on?  her mind?  ahahahah

or something like that
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:32:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Jackie Gleason...  The Great One.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:42:52 PM EDT
[#21]
"Did you see that, they went right through the roadblock"

"You sumbitches couldnt close an umbrella!!!"
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