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Posted: 10/26/2010 3:07:08 PM EDT
Ice cubes in a good glass of wine!




What about you guys?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:09:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:09:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Wave:
Ice cubes in a good glass of wine!




What about you guys?


Was it really a good glass?

Classy is sitting on your porch with boxed wine on the railing in your nighty, pulling long pulls from some virginia slims.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:09:52 PM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.


OMG those aren't BPA free!!!!




 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:10:24 PM EDT
Fags, the only wine worth a damn is served room temperature.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:10:41 PM EDT
A suit and non-dress shoes, (chuck taylors, etc etc).
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:10:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.

OMG those aren't BPA free!!!!






 


But it is really green recycling the water inside like that.  Water is a very limited resource these days.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:11:48 PM EDT
I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:12:29 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Scooter308:


Fags, the only wine worth a damn is served room temperature.


I like to chill my Night Train,  brings out the bouquet.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 3:14:17 PM EDT by larkinmusic]





Originally Posted By JeffTheOtherDude:



I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.




How does making it cold water it down?





ETA- Nothing screams "classy" like a pregnant woman smoking.





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JeffTheOtherDude:
I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.


Really? Didn't know that....
(pulls out the Grey Goose)

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.


I do the same thing!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:14:42 PM EDT
I always keep my Tennessee whiskey in the freezer before im going to drink it.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:18:47 PM EDT
T-shirt in a newspaper engagement pic.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:20:55 PM EDT
Nothing says classy like a cleavage tattoo of a rose with bling style writing that says "Touch of class" underneath.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:21:46 PM EDT
I have another:

A wedding ceremony for Anarcho-Marxists.  Ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:22:38 PM EDT
When my in-laws talk about their bodily functions at the dinner table.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:23:04 PM EDT
We talking about Ripple right?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:23:50 PM EDT
nothing says classy like two dicks in your ass at the same time. It also says talented...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:25:29 PM EDT



You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:09 PM EDT



Originally Posted By larkinmusic:





Originally Posted By Scooter308:

Fags, the only wine worth a damn is served room temperature.


I like to chill my Night Train,  brings out the bouquet.

 


Night Train? You're the MAN. I know you have a three wolves shirt and a mullet.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 3:27:29 PM EDT by scrum]
I got these as a gift, they work really well without watering down the drink or changing the flavour. Plus they give a whole new take for "on the rocks".







http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/ba37/



ETA:  Normally I drink my whiskey at room temps, but some are better cooler.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:29:23 PM EDT



Originally Posted By trdvet:


A suit and non-dress shoes, (chuck taylors, etc etc).


Chuck Taylors or jump boots go great with a suit



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:31:31 PM EDT
I went to a dinner party at my mother's house last year and a couple of her rube friends put sugar in their wine.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:31:44 PM EDT
I kind of like the little plastic ice cubes with the lights in them?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:33:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:34:03 PM EDT
working in a pawn shop saw a customers tramp stamp that read: Wet & Gushy
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:34:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 3:37:30 PM EDT by EladEflow]





Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Originally Posted By JeffTheOtherDude:


I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.




How does making it cold water it down?
ETA- Nothing screams "classy" like a pregnant woman smoking.


 



Well it causes the alcohol to be less flavorful, probably due to less interaction with your taste buds from colder molecules or some type of neural precedence, cold>>>taste?



DK beat me by seconds...





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:34:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:35:05 PM EDT
Re the OP:

TapouT/Affliction/EdHardy shirts

Instant douchebag self-identifier.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:36:30 PM EDT
Parking a new $40k+ lifted Truck in front of your trailer.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:36:35 PM EDT
A Dale Earnhardt memorial in the living room.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:37:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 3:38:42 PM EDT by metalsaber]
Did you drink the wine at a gay friends house or was jmzd4 present?

 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:38:44 PM EDT
Get a plastic kids' cup from Country Kitchen (or any restaurant that sells refillable plastic cups)
Fill halfway with ice
Fill to the halfway point with red wine, type irrelevant
Fill to the brim with lemon/lime soda of choice (Squirt and 50/50 are traditional in my house)
???
Profit

My favorite alcoholic beverage of all time.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:39:04 PM EDT
drinking out of mason jars.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:42:23 PM EDT
Ah, box of wine, how I love the.



You know...I like to snuggle on the couch and nurse off it like an infant under a blanket.



I highly recommend it.



Not really. But my vodka does reside in the freezer though.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:44:06 PM EDT
I'm not really classy, so I couldn't tell you.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:45:53 PM EDT
Ice cubes in wine???  The horror.................
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:46:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 3:50:55 PM EDT by tbonifie]
I'm getting the impression that thinkgeek.com is the ARCOM Superstore...











 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:46:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
drinking out of mason jars.


What?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:47:49 PM EDT
You really need a stained wifebeater t-shirt and 3 days without a bath for "classy."



Iced wine is just mildly odd.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:48:01 PM EDT
ice cubes in wine??

hell I just put the wine box in the fridge
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:48:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.



I consider myself a wine snob.

I think ice cubes in wine takes a distant backseat to that Dutch abomination "ChocoVine", a blend of red wine and fine dutch chocolate.




Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:48:36 PM EDT



Originally Posted By TeeRex:


drinking strychnine out of mason jars.


and dancing redneck with live rattlesnakes, in Podunk West Virginia.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:49:36 PM EDT
a rain lamp

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:50:10 PM EDT
Having your coon-dog serve as the best man at your weddin'.

No shit, someone actually did this; my hometown newspaper noted it in the wedding announcements.  Dog's name was Cain, by the way.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:51:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg


You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.



Somebody thinks they're Daddy Warbucks
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:52:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By David14:
Having your coon-dog serve as the best man at your weddin'.

No shit, someone actually did this; my hometown newspaper noted it in the wedding announcements.  Dog's name was Cain, by the way.

Easy I like dogs better than most people. Hell of alot more honest.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:52:44 PM EDT
Coke in a good bourbon.
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