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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:49 PM EST
...who strangled himself to death while he was beating his meat to the BOTD.

...who buys Wolf by the shipping container.

...who bought a semi-truck trailer full of 6920s.

Let's keep it going.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:18 PM EST
wut
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:39 PM EST
...who starts dumb threads
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:26:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:24 PM EST
...who has a fallback position within his ammo fortress.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:53 PM EST
...who made MOLLE straps out of beef jerky
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:11 PM EST
...who hides in dumpsters trying to get picked up by a garbage truck.

...who breaks goose's necks with dresser drawers while sodomizing them.

...who flutes his AR barrels with a dremel.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By AMZ:
...who made MOLLE straps out of beef jerky


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:29:12 PM EST
.....who takes GD waaaayyyy to seriously
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:30:36 PM EST
Who has an OD leotard, with button crotch, and displays it on GD while wearing womens jeans.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:31:34 PM EST
I am so confused...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:36:04 PM EST
...who is so confused.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:36:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By ftwm:
...who starts dumb threads

that never happens
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:38:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:38:50 PM EST
.........voted for Obama and still doesn't regret it.................... yet.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:39:30 PM EST
...Who blades Pie at 45 degrees.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:40:33 PM EST
...who claims his girlfriend made him start that thread.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:42:02 PM EST
...who actually posts from his mother's basement.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:42:44 PM EST
...who types on a crusty sticky keyboard and doesn't think it's that bad.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:43:30 PM EST
...Who's keyboard is packed so full of DNA...from fapping to gun pron.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:43:30 PM EST
Who actually has a living, breathing HUMAN g/f.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:46:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fearlessleader01:
...who hides in dumpsters trying to get picked up by a garbage truck.

...who breaks goose's necks with dresser drawers while sodomizing them.

...who flutes his AR barrels with a dremel.


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:48:18 PM EST
There has to be an ARFCOMMER who:

Doesn't like bacon
voted for Clinton
voted for BHO
wants more big govt.
loves High Points
hasn't even killed a fly
drives a VW Bug
doesn't like pie







Oh wait.....................did I just describe a DU troll???
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:50:40 PM EST
... who would kill an intruder within seconds of entering his home, yet can't haggle a good price on comic books for his collection.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:51:11 PM EST
...who surfed the gd so long his eyes started to bleed.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:53:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 3:57:48 PM EST by LadyMacBeth]
who thinks he's a 33g because he has a 9" monitor
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:56:03 PM EST
.......who eats cookies in the shower, fully armed.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:02:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Who actually has a living, breathing HUMAN g/f.

oo all except the living, breathing part. damn, so close
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:05:37 PM EST
...who accidentally the whole thing
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:09:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By ftwm:
...who starts dumb threads


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:26:02 PM EST
....who is a navy seal delta sub contractor who throws his high point carbine down the driveway
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:28:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By gogoquadzilla:

Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Who actually has a living, breathing HUMAN g/f.

oo all except the living, breathing part. damn, so close

Oh no, it can be done. I've had a few. Chloroform is the key!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:33:42 PM EST
Who has had glocks actually grenade in their hand, and still thinks they are the best.

Who has so much NCStar shit weighing down their rifle they couldn't carry it out of moms basement without help.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:34:24 PM EST
anyone got milk?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:59:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By DaveLister:
...who has a fallback position within his ammo fortress.

...who has an ammo fortress which covers 2000 square feet.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:16:10 PM EST
...who open carries at Walmart every week in hopes that an employee will accost him, so he can handle it the RIGHT way
...who is still pretty sure he could get away with bump firing underwater
...who not only likes beans in the chili, but likes it over pasta too
...who spends most of his income on tactical entry classes, despite making very little money at the gun shop and being eligible for military or LE.
...who has more full-auto BCGs than he knows what to do with, and is actually somewhat despondent and bored now that they are commonly in stock
...who has a really tricked our ruger 10/22, and is now absolutely afraid to admit it
...who is quietly starting to disassociate himself from all his old airsoft buddies
...who is still too embarrassed to ask what PIE is
...who has a BFL, but does not actually have an AR
...who is now selling his Taurus Judge as anonymously as possible
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:20:56 PM EST
... who is still a virgin
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:22:28 PM EST
... Who is foing
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:30:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
There has to be an ARFCOMMER who:

Doesn't like bacon
voted for Clinton
voted for BHO
wants more big govt.
loves High Points
hasn't even killed a fly
drives a VW Bug
doesn't like pie

Oh wait.....................did I just describe a DU troll???
Paging Dave_A

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:46:55 PM EST
who doesn't own a gun
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 4:47:16 PM EST
Who has never seen a gun in real life.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 4:49:12 PM EST
owns an anteater in real life.
has a life outside of arfcom
recognizes others based on their userid
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 4:51:59 PM EST
who has a cool story bro!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:00:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 5:00:31 PM EST by Mosspointers]
Secretly desires to be a MOD so they can shut people down and leave funny notes while doing it...
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:40:08 PM EST
who has a "Chocolate lizard"
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 7:02:29 PM EST
Troll?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 7:03:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By ftwm:
...who starts dumb threads


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