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Posted: 10/28/2004 8:33:29 PM EST
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:34:48 PM EST
... write code for a living?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:35:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:36:34 PM EST


good one
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:37:08 PM EST


Didnt even see it comin

- BG
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:46:30 PM EST






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What am I laughing at?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:47:57 PM EST
No, three kinds.

Dicks.
Pussys.
Assholes.

Which are YOU?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:48:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:50:37 PM EST


Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?

Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:50:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By drew5337:
No, three kinds.

Dicks.
Pussys.
Assholes.

Which are YOU?



Whoa... You have Jeepers as your Avatar?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 8:52:24 PM EST
That's pretty bad! In honor of Halloween, I put a Hexadecimal on you!!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:05:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?




That makes less sense to me than my post makes to you...
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:09:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?


That makes less sense to me than my post makes to you...


Apparently so.

Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:12:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By drew5337:
No, three kinds.

Dicks.
Pussys.
Assholes.

Which are YOU?



Whoa... You have Jeepers as your Avatar?



Eugene the Jeep, as from the original Popeye cartoon. Magical, could go through walls and walk up trees. Hence the remarkably capable WWII vehicle taking on the moniker.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:19:23 PM EST
As long as we're categorizing people, I've liked this quote ever since I first saw it:


Out of every 100 men,
ten shouldn't even be there,
Eighty are just targets,
Nine are the real fighters,
and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one, one is a warrior,
and he will bring the others back.
- Hericletus, circa 500 BC
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:24:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hoplophile:
As long as we're categorizing people, I've liked this quote ever since I first saw it:


Out of every 100 men,
ten shouldn't even be there,
Eighty are just targets,
Nine are the real fighters,
and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one, one is a warrior,
and he will bring the others back.
- Hericletus, circa 500 BC



AWESOME quote. Saw that a few days ago here. Love it, so true too.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 9:56:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?




LOL
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:06:31 PM EST
Why do developers give presents to each other on Halloween?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!!

Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:26:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Why do developers give presents to each other on Halloween?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!!




That was a bonus on a test we had. I felt dumb til I looked at the ASCII table and said... duh HEX! Then it was easy. I like speaking in plain english and having other people look at me like I'm from friggin Mars.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:32:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 10:35:54 PM EST by M4C]

Originally Posted By drew5337:
No, three kinds.

Dicks.
Pussys.
Assholes.

Which are YOU?




I'd rather be a Dick
than an Asshole
and I'd rather have Pussy
than an Asshole


So it's the Asshole you have to watch out for the most.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 10:57:43 PM EST
Fuck........I couldn't even remember the joke and I still knew what it meant. Then again, I've been sitting at my desk writing code for the past.....4am....lesse....that would be 20 hours.....right now it looks like at LEAST another 5-6 more, then rush home to shower, change, and rush back for a customer meeting. WOOHOO!

There IS one good thing about working at times like this......iPod + 12 gigs of tunes + speakers set to LOUD!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:34:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By hard-case:
Fuck........I couldn't even remember the joke and I still knew what it meant. Then again, I've been sitting at my desk writing code for the past.....4am....lesse....that would be 20 hours.....right now it looks like at LEAST another 5-6 more, then rush home to shower, change, and rush back for a customer meeting. WOOHOO!

There IS one good thing about working at times like this......iPod + 12 gigs of tunes + speakers set to LOUD!



Hope you're getting paid like mad.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:38:33 AM EST
I may not be able to post after this. It appears that my network cable has been bent and now my traffic cannot get through. Right now it looks like the 1's can get through but the 0's can't
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:39:02 AM EST
There is no place like 127.0.0.1


While we are on binary I absolutely love to
1000101



You know what I always say:
Geek it 'till it MHz
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:40:31 AM EST


Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:41:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?




That makes less sense to me than my post makes to you...



1000 in binary is 8 in decimal. Sheesh, you obviously aren't very familiar with the subject matter of your joke.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:43:15 AM EST
Actually, there are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:43:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 5:45:02 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By hard-case:
Fuck........I couldn't even remember the joke and I still knew what it meant. Then again, I've been sitting at my desk writing code for the past.....4am....lesse....that would be 20 hours.....right now it looks like at LEAST another 5-6 more, then rush home to shower, change, and rush back for a customer meeting. WOOHOO!

There IS one good thing about working at times like this......iPod + 12 gigs of tunes + speakers set to LOUD!



Hope you're getting paid like mad.



Us engineers don't work for the pay, we work for all the hot chicks we get.

Why just the other day this girl let me touch her shoulder, and she said my pocket protector was stylish.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:53:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By NoMoAMMO:






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What am I laughing at?









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I dont know
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:54:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Actually, there are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.



How do I know which of those three I am?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:59:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Actually, there are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.



How do I know which of those three I am?



Can you count?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:00:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Actually, there are three kinds of people: those that can count, and those that can't.



How do I know which of those three I am?



Can you count?



purdy good.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:01:42 AM EST
Here's the oxymoron of the day -

Boolean Logic
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:03:32 AM EST
Now if I can just figger out what an I.D.10.T. error is.....


Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:11:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By WaWaTuSi:
Now if I can just figger out what an I.D.10.T. error is.....





Aah, that's easy to clean up. Go to Office Depot and ask for some P.U. 55 Y cleaner.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:13:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:


Aah, that's easy to clean up. Go to Office Depot and ask for some P.U. 55 Y cleaner.




I fisrt though it was an "operator headspace error" but I was mistaken....
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:15:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By WaWaTuSi:

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:


Aah, that's easy to clean up. Go to Office Depot and ask for some P.U. 55 Y cleaner.




I fisrt though it was an "operator headspace error" but I was mistaken....

That's the thing with you programming types. Ask a blue-collar sort like me, and I can clearly see that it's a loose nut behind the wheel.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:19:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By GodBlessTexas:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?




That makes less sense to me than my post makes to you...



1000 in binary is 8 in decimal. Sheesh, you obviously aren't very familiar with the subject matter of your joke.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...



No I knew that... I was just thinking that if I said 10 people, and then he said 1000 then they add up to 1010 in more ways than one. I knew that he knew 10=2, so there aren't another 8 people... apparantly our humor is lost on each other
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:59:00 AM EST
Check ot thinkgeek.com. Lots of nerd/geek-ware there.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 6:59:51 AM EST
dupe
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 7:09:24 AM EST
1001001 SOS
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 8:15:35 AM EST

I've been sitting at my desk writing code for the past.....4am....lesse....


Which is exactly the type of moment I had when I swore off writing code... I was writing "Clipper" at the time. Does anyone even remember it ever having existed?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 8:26:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 8:29:04 AM EST by The_Beer_Slayer]
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:30:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 2:44:31 PM EST
I have a T-shirt with that slogan. I am very lucky in that I have a wife that understands it.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:07:26 PM EST
That has been my sig on another board for along time now.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:18:00 PM EST

I fisrt though it was an "operator headspace error" but I was mistaken....


Sounds like a PEBKEY issue. Now where are those TPS reports???
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:15:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Okay - that's 10.

So what about the other 1000 people?




Base Mixer!



Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:39:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:41:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:49:49 PM EST

damn it people it's PEBCAK!!!

problem
exists
between­
keyboard
and
chair

and bring back my stapler before i burn this place to the ground!!



Roger that. My bad. Good catch.
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