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Posted: 10/2/2014 3:43:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 1:34:40 PM EST by AlamTX]
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:45:26 PM EST
No ebola yet, but we do have zero for president everywhere.


Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:46:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 3:47:31 PM EST by Fullpower]
Negative outbreak here, but I have developed a quarantine plan.
ALL mail, parcels, or customers originating in or near Africa will undergo decontamination prior to building access.
Pallet of CLOROX is in transit.
I plan to grow full scale neckbeard, and will make my first million re-selling Bleach for 5 dollars per fluid ounce.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:47:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 4:10:21 PM EST by sarge38624]
In on one!!!!!

No Ebolas in the Arkansas yet!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:47:38 PM EST
In on 1
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:47:38 PM EST
because the other 4 threads about Ebola on the first page just aren't enough...
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:48:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 3:51:13 PM EST by AlamTX]
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Originally Posted By nottooslow:
because the other 4 threads about Ebola on the first page just aren't enough...
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They were all predupes

I searched GD. There are 42 other threads with the word ebola in the title.

Sweet Jesus.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:51:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:51:34 PM EST
it's happening again
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:51:50 PM EST
In before everyone is dead and can't update it....
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:52:05 PM EST
If you save this thread for CONFIRMED cases, it may take years to go past page 1.

Please stop posting about "possible ebola."
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 3:53:29 PM EST
Nice work.
13'er coins term: " PreDupes"
I like it.
Thread has legs.

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SitRep:
Negative Ebola on ground here.
Fullpower, out
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:02:02 PM EST
It's everywhere. Time to fill your WaterBOB and pop p-mags.

No. I'm not joking.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:08:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:09:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 4:10:25 PM EST by P400]
That New York ebola story is old news. It ended up not being Ebola.

Mount Sinai Hospital: Patient In Isolation Does Not Have Ebola. August 6, 2014
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:10:52 PM EST
Page one of da bola
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:11:15 PM EST
I have some packages coming from Ebola, Texas. I hope they aren't contagious.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:11:49 PM EST
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:11:53 PM EST
We have an EBT outbreak here in the N.E.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:14:21 PM EST
In on 1

We could all be dead by 20


Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:14:40 PM EST
I don't know OP. I'm feeling a little icky today. Should I see a doctor? Am I infected?

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:02 PM EST
I passed two .Gov Ebola/FEMA buses on the way into town last night. Old school buses with glossy paint in gray and blue with darkly tinted windows. Shit must be going down.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bigshot64:
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
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QFT!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By AlamTX: Of course Texas leads the pack with 80 cases.
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People are panicking enough w/out that. We have ONE case. He was in contact w/ possibly 80 people before he was admitted to hospital.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:31 PM EST
In before it hits Miami
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:47 PM EST
In on bolas
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:50 PM EST
DAY O.... er, TWO
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:16:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By backbencher:


People are panicking enough w/out that. We have ONE case. He was in contact w/ possibly 80 people before he was admitted to hospital.
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Originally Posted By backbencher:
Originally Posted By AlamTX: Of course Texas leads the pack with 80 cases.


People are panicking enough w/out that. We have ONE case. He was in contact w/ possibly 80 people before he was admitted to hospital.



I'm more concerned about the 81st person that they don't know about.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:16:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By tifosi:
I don't know OP. I'm feeling a little icky today. Should I see a doctor? Am I infected?

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Have you been in contact with any African body fluids?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:17:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By backbencher:


People are panicking enough w/out that. We have ONE case. He was in contact w/ possibly 80 people before he was admitted to hospital.
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Originally Posted By backbencher:
Originally Posted By AlamTX: Of course Texas leads the pack with 80 cases.


People are panicking enough w/out that. We have ONE case. He was in contact w/ possibly 80 people before he was admitted to hospital.
They all touched his poop.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:17:19 PM EST
Flu season will be interesting this year.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:17:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:18:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 4:18:40 PM EST by KeithC]
Negative Ebola on the Front Range of Colorado as of this post. We do, however, have kids coughing their brains out and exhibiting limb weakness and partial paralysis from Enterovirus68
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:23:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 4:26:02 PM EST by muzzled]
IN!
On One!

ETA: Popping Pmags and suiting up for germ warfare. Never thought I'd get to use this stuff! SWEET!

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:24:19 PM EST
We have, and they were imported on purpose!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:26:30 PM EST
I just checked all the closets and under the beds and there is no ebola here yet.

I'm going to pop all my pmags and place them on the floor in a ring around me just to be safe.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:32:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:36:39 PM EST
In on 1
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:39:41 PM EST
NC checking in, no Ebolas spotted yet...

Also, in on 1
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:46:26 PM EST
In on one. What the hell. If nothing else it will be entertaining.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:48:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 4:49:14 PM EST by BCV]
http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/resources/infographics.html


check out the info graphics... dude taking a bloody dump. and seems to be enjoying it.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:49:31 PM EST
Fortunately, no Arfcommer will ever get ebola; you have to have physical human contact to catch it.

See, it pays to be a basement-dwelling loner with an assault rifle.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:51:50 PM EST

You need a map of the United States in your op and every time a state reports a confirmed case you color in the state red. Then we need to decide how many states does it take to turn red to announce "Fo Time"
It will be the final countdown map.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:53:24 PM EST
There is no Ebola here in Bum Fuck Egypt.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:54:35 PM EST
In on 1.

This won't solve the problem though.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:57:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:58:00 PM EST
ive got a nose bleed from allergies and how dry it isn my appartment. i also have a tooth abscess with a small fever, am i infected?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 4:59:44 PM EST
I just sneezed inside my N100 mask and farted in my tyvek suit...do I have Ebola?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 5:03:35 PM EST
I'm in and stating that this is going to blow up!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 5:05:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Miracle_Pants:
Fortunately, no Arfcommer will ever get ebola; you have to have physical human contact to catch it.

See, it pays to be a basement-dwelling loner with an assault rifle.
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My son works in a hardware store. Retail.

Our insides aren't melting yet. I'll post if they do.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 5:10:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:

My son works in a hardware store. Retail.

Our insides aren't melting yet. I'll post if they do.
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Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Miracle_Pants:
Fortunately, no Arfcommer will ever get ebola; you have to have physical human contact to catch it.

See, it pays to be a basement-dwelling loner with an assault rifle.

My son works in a hardware store. Retail.

Our insides aren't melting yet. I'll post if they do.
Buy up ALL the duct tape, and plastic vapor barrier they have in the store.
Stop at COSTCO on the way home, and buy a pallet of CLOROX.
In six months, you'll be able to sell bleach for a hundred dollars per gallon.
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