User Panel
Posted: 10/28/2006 6:08:29 PM EDT
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. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...
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the weather tommorow will not allow it to happen, postpone the venture until further notice, i repeat the weather will not be up to par...................
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It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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"Hey, you sleaze! My bed!" |
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"What happened to the Bluesmobile?"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a microphone??? Ok I can see that" |
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Murph and the Magic-tones. Look at you in those candyass monkey suits.
And so far not the most memberable quote yet. |
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we have both kinds, country and western...
you got us in this parking lot gearhead.... |
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I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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Wow ................. This mall has EVERYTHING. |
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And there it is, twice at the same time!
How much for the wimmin. How much for the leetle girl. |
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I'm gonna get that sucka, if it's the last thing I EVER do...
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"Don'cho 'Don't get riled suga' me!"
"The Blues Brothers! Sheeeeeit." "Don't you in blaspheme here! Don't you blaspheme in here!" |
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Funny, an hour ago I was just trying to remember that line when driving back from the Seattle Car show.
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You're gonna look pretty funny eatin' corn on the cob...with no fuckin' teeth!
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
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"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."
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"I bet these cops got SCMODS"
"SCMODS?" "State County Municipal Offender Data System" |
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"San Diego, which of course means 'a whale's vagina. I'm just kidding, I made that up. The truth is no one knows what it means..'".
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YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
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"We both have to sign the check. I usually get in the car and sign it on the dash board with the motor running."
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