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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:01:42 PM EST
Lawyer
Congressman
Doctor

-Ron Swansen


(Sorry Aimless)
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Travel agent
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Originally Posted By raven:
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Do those still exist?
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Originally Posted By skid2041:
Lawyer
Congressman
Doctor

-Ron Swansen


(Sorry Aimless)
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I dunno. I've occasionally been glad to have a doctor around.
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Originally Posted By Sabre19:



I dunno. I've occasionally been glad to have a doctor around.
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Originally Posted By Sabre19:
Originally Posted By skid2041:
Lawyer
Congressman
Doctor

-Ron Swansen


(Sorry Aimless)



I dunno. I've occasionally been glad to have a doctor around.


ron swansen don't need no doctor, just duct-tape, a rag, and a bundle of twine
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[Last Edit: 10/27/2013 6:06:56 PM EST by Tweek218]
Doctor?

Nevermind answered above
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Realtor.

Most pathetic bunch of lazy moronic idiots I have to deal with.

I cut them zero slack anymore, they waste my time and cost the company I work for money.
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Police Officer
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Printer repair man.
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Anyone who has been in a divorce wouldn't have the same first answer.
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President
Senator
Congrifter.
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Glock armorer.
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Consultant.
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Police Officer
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Nah... they just need to be rebranded with a different job title. I'm thinking "adult babysitter".
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Diversity Manager
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Human Resources - any position in the department
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Manscaper in japan

Reporter

Anyone working in print media
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Community organizer
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ANY politician.
Lawyers
Car salesmen
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Originally Posted By cpermd:
Community organizer
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You win.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:24:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Police Officer
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Entrapment

I've had attorneys do things I'd hug them for, I can't say the same for LE.

Travel agent, replaced by computers
Parts countermen, should be replaced by computers
Politicians, should be replaced
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Police Officer
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Word
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:27:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 25Chuck:


Nah... they just need to be rebranded with a different job title. I'm thinking "adult babysitter".
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Originally Posted By 25Chuck:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Police Officer


Nah... they just need to be rebranded with a different job title. I'm thinking "adult babysitter".


"Community Activities Redirection Consultant"
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Originally Posted By MurdocUSA:


Word
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Originally Posted By MurdocUSA:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Police Officer


Word


I love your new Avatar.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:37:18 PM EST
TSA agent.
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Originally Posted By cpermd:
Community organizer
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First thing I thought too.


buk
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[Last Edit: 10/27/2013 6:39:41 PM EST by RancorZealot]

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Fashion Journalist. I win.
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I heard some Arfcommers say some pretty nasty things about Project Managers while I was studying for my CAPM
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Originally Posted By DocBull:
President
Senator
Congrifter.
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Current President
Current Vice-President
All of Congress
Several members of SCOTUS
All lobbyists
Gov. of New York City
etc.


Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:59:10 PM EST
http://www.aoc.gov/trades-and-areas-practice/capitol-flag-program

some dudes on the roof off to one side of the capitol run flags up 'special' flagpoles for 30 seconds, and then the congress critters request/sell them to the folks back home.

about 100K flags per year.


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Union Representative

Just take my money, save the bullshit.
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Police Officer collecting money at a toll-hello NYC
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Printer repair man.
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clearly you have never had a office printer's sensor fail.
there are dozens of sensors on modern printers. tracking it down is a pita.
as is maintenance on the thing.
unless you spend 1500-2000 bucks every 9-12 months when the thing fails and buy a new one
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Originally Posted By par0thead151:



clearly you have never had a office printer's sensor fail.
there are dozens of sensors on modern printers. tracking it down is a pita.
as is maintenance on the thing.
unless you spend 1500-2000 bucks every 9-12 months when the thing fails and buy a new one
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Originally Posted By par0thead151:
Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG:
Printer repair man.



clearly you have never had a office printer's sensor fail.
there are dozens of sensors on modern printers. tracking it down is a pita.
as is maintenance on the thing.
unless you spend 1500-2000 bucks every 9-12 months when the thing fails and buy a new one


Shit, office max has a $20 special all the time. I don't even buy ink cartridges.
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Service advisor.
Video store clerk.
Travel agent.
Guidance counseler.
Community Organizer.
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"Healthcare Navigator""
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Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:


I love your new Avatar.
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Originally Posted By MurdocUSA:
Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
Police Officer


Word


I love your new Avatar.


It's dedicated to my fans.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 7:41:11 PM EST
hairdressers
tired TV producers
insurance salesmen
personnel officers
security guards
management consultants
and
telephone sanitisers
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Originally Posted By Caboose314:
TSA agent.
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Winning !!!!!
Followed by most alphabet agencies

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
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ARFcom Moderator

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People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.

Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:

Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)

You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.

If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.

You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.

Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.

etceteras.



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Originally Posted By TheRealBluedog:
People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.

Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:

Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)

You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.

If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.

You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.

Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.



etceteras.



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Thanks!
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
Diversity Manager
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Capital One has a specific TEAM of individuals that all they do is search out diverse suppliers (women or people of color) to supply them with products or services they use.

Complete BS.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 7:53:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TheRealBluedog:
People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.

Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:

Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)

You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.

If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.

You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.

Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.

etceteras.



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Bullshit. There's a glut of Lawyers on the market, and a massive amount of frivolous lawsuits. I'm the last one who will say Lawyers are useless, since they can be your best friend in bad situation, but to say they are totally without blame for society's ills is delusional.

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Bullshit. There's a glut of Lawyers on the market, and a massive amount of frivolous lawsuits. I'm the last one who will say Lawyers are useless, since they can be your best friend in bad situation, but to say they are totally without blame for society's ills is delusional.

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By TheRealBluedog:
People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.

Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:

Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)

You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.

If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.

You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.

Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.

etceteras.





Bullshit. There's a glut of Lawyers on the market, and a massive amount of frivolous lawsuits. I'm the last one who will say Lawyers are useless, since they can be your best friend in bad situation, but to say they are totally without blame for society's ills is delusional.




who hires the lawyers for the lawsuits?

do the lawyers hire themselves?
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who hires the lawyers for the lawsuits?

do the lawyers hire themselves?
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Originally Posted By cyborg543:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By TheRealBluedog:
People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.

Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:

Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)

You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.

If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.

You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.

Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.

etceteras.





Bullshit. There's a glut of Lawyers on the market, and a massive amount of frivolous lawsuits. I'm the last one who will say Lawyers are useless, since they can be your best friend in bad situation, but to say they are totally without blame for society's ills is delusional.




who hires the lawyers for the lawsuits?

do the lawyers hire themselves?


No, but they have a choice in who to and who not to represent. Many of them are nothing more than tools used to sue someone in hopes of a quick settlement.

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Jizz mopper
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payday loan employee
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Originally Posted By TheRealBluedog:
People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.

Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:

Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)

You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.

If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.

You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.

Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.

etceteras.



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You could also just limit government to laws, us idiots could defend ourselves by.
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