Further evidence that women love cocky guys.

I got dispatched the a defrauding the innkeeepr call the other day. Some fat NYC gumba ordered $70 worth of chow and wine at an upscale restaurant, then refused to pay. The management didjt want him arrested for the 537 violation. they just wanted us to "make him pay for it."

He was a drunk, fat, obnoxious italian guy.  we asked him if he could call someone to come pay his bill.  Withern a few minutes two smoking hot rich chicks showed up wanting to pay his bill.

Can the ladies explain this one to me?

After the ladies paid the bill I told the manager to never all us again.  If they dont want prosecution then it become a civil dispute. They can handle it in small claims.  I'm not responding anymore to that restaurant if they wont sign.

Coke and $$$$$$$$$$$$$.

Did you run him through the system anyway?

(screw the restaurant btw, the idiot probably pulls that all the time)

I have no idea about the women.  Weird.  But I fell for a guy who was an 1/2 shorter than me, had a wicked scar down his face and whom I found out did time in prison [after I broke up with him].  Who knows WTF I was thinking at the time.   He was a lot of fun though - bush pilot in Alaska - took me bear, moose, carribou hunting along with Salmon and Hailbut fishing [oh yeah, maybe that's why?]  Patty