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Posted: 4/22/2016 12:12:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2016 12:20:31 AM EDT by caduckgunner]
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.

 
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:17:24 AM EDT
It's a pretty simple concept. Don't fuck your sister.
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.
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My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.
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Hahahha FPNI!!!!!



But what about cousins???  Would you be tempted or Naa???  Still creepy too me, but I've seen it happen...  



I know a guy that knocked his cousin up, 2-3 times...



 
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My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.




My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.


I stand corrected.
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Flawless thread title, though.
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First post mothersisterfucking nails it.
 
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Obviously, but you still have to deal with all your buddies wanting to nail here. It has to be a pain in the ass.



 
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Go to bed, OP.
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Obviously, but you still have to deal with all your buddies wanting to nail here. It has to be a pain in the ass.
 
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
Originally Posted By Dash_ISpy:
It's a pretty simple concept. Don't fuck your sister.

Obviously, but you still have to deal with all your buddies wanting to nail here. It has to be a pain in the ass.
 

Inbreeding vs. being a protective brother. You've lost your way sir.
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:


I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister?

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They're annoying enough to live with that you can't wait to get away from them.



 
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My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.
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Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.




My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.

Doesn't count. Step sisters are free for the taking.
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I stand corrected.
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.




My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.


I stand corrected.

She was hot, so there's that...

His excuse was: "Dude, she's my step sister. We're not really related."
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:

Obviously, but you still have to deal with all your buddies wanting to nail here. It has to be a pain in the ass.
 
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
Originally Posted By Dash_ISpy:
It's a pretty simple concept. Don't fuck your sister.

Obviously, but you still have to deal with all your buddies wanting to nail here. It has to be a pain in the ass.
 



I had a buddy who had a smokin' hot sister.  All of us were in high school together, she was 2 years older than us.  I was always hounding him about his sister and giving him a heard time about how hot she was.  One day we got hammered and he ALMOST admitted to rubbing one out to her when she left her bedroom door open one day.  Apparently she was taking a nap while topless and in panties.

ALMOST admitted it. If I hadn't looked at him like he was a freak he probably would have.
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She was hot, so there's that...

His excuse was: "Dude, she's my step sister. We're not really related."
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Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Originally Posted By Dash_ISpy:
Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.




My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.


I stand corrected.

She was hot, so there's that...

His excuse was: "Dude, she's my step sister. We're not really related."

Joe Dirt FTW!!!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:34:10 AM EDT
I think my sister is beautiful woman and same with cousins. (No, I ain't posting pictures.)

But that thought has never crossed my mind. Ever. OP, maybe you should move to West Virginia....

Threads are getting weirder these days...
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:36:26 AM EDT
Having sisters just let me know that all women are fucking pigs. They fart, stink, leave their tampoons and shit out, you name it. Why anybody would want to fuck their sister is beyond me.
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Joe Dirt FTW!!!
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Originally Posted By Dash_ISpy:
Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.




My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.


I stand corrected.

She was hot, so there's that...

His excuse was: "Dude, she's my step sister. We're not really related."

Joe Dirt FTW!!!

He did grow up in a trailer park, so...
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Originally Posted By stewfish:
Having sisters just let me know that all women are fucking pigs. They fart, stink, leave their tampoons and shit out, you name it. Why anybody would want to fuck their sister is beyond me.
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Truth. And, working in restaurants, taught me women are more disgusting than males at times when it comes to public restrooms.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:41:35 AM EDT
FPNI.  A sister is someone you grew up with. You know all her strengths, weaknesses, and dirty laundry.  Knowing that, how could you?
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They're annoying enough to live with that you can't wait to get away from them.

 
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:

I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister?







They're annoying enough to live with that you can't wait to get away from them.

 




 
yep...familiarity breeds contempt.




until her hot friend shows up, then you start being nice. and before you know it, the hot friend is sneaking into your bedroom during a sleepover.





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Originally Posted By stewfish:
Having sisters just let me know that all women are fucking pigs. They fart, stink, leave their tampoons and shit out, you name it. Why anybody would want to fuck their sister is beyond me.
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Don't forget the hair. Everywhere
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Don't forget the hair. Everywhere
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Originally Posted By stewfish:
Having sisters just let me know that all women are fucking pigs. They fart, stink, leave their tampoons and shit out, you name it. Why anybody would want to fuck their sister is beyond me.


Don't forget the hair. Everywhere

Like somebody waffle stomped a tribble down the tub drain.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 1:35:07 AM EDT
[joe dirt] I fucked my sister! [/joe dirt]

I've got some second cousins that are pretty tempting...
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They're annoying enough to live with that you can't wait to get away from them.
 
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister?



They're annoying enough to live with that you can't wait to get away from them.
 


BINGO!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 1:39:51 AM EDT
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Why go to the mall when it;s right down the hall..
 






But seriously,You bang their hot friends
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Like somebody waffle stomped a tribble down the tub drain.
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Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:
Originally Posted By stewfish:
Having sisters just let me know that all women are fucking pigs. They fart, stink, leave their tampoons and shit out, you name it. Why anybody would want to fuck their sister is beyond me.


Don't forget the hair. Everywhere

Like somebody waffle stomped a tribble down the tub drain.


+1 to all of this.  

It's a non-issue, OP.  If someone if unphased by the pure grossness and annoyingness of a sister, refer to the first point, which nailed it.
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I knew a Brother & Sister couple once who unashamedly carried on their relationship.

Needless to say, they came from a fucked up family situation.
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That is terrible

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There is actually a psychological phenomenon where most men are not sexually attracted to women they grew up close together with.

I never had a sister, just brothers, but I observed it myself in High School with girls that were cousins or close friends of the family and that I'd known since before kindergarten.

I had friends literally drooling over some of these women, and I didn't see it... at all. Objectively, though, I could say, "yeah, I guess she is attractive... but she just doesn't do it for me."

Meanwhile, I met a cousin my senior whom I hadn't ever known growing up... yeah, that was not good. I didn't know that level of hotness was possible in my family. I felt really, really guilty.
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Come on, just the tip.

 
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 2:39:24 AM EDT
Everyone always talked about how hot my sister was in school.  I never saw it.  I think its just programed in a heads to not be attracted to your sister.
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Protect her like a brother should, and sneak a peek when it's safe to do so. And fap.
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3 younger sisters.. you just arent.  You can know the are good looking, but you just dont.   Now... their hot friends... that is a weapons free fantasy land right there and you are GTG.
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Worse than a hot sister, I had a hot step-sister that I met just as puberty hit hard. She was just a bit older than me and was growing into an attractive young woman.



I won't say I never thought about her in an un-brotherly way, because I certainly did. But I took to the role of little brother pretty well. On the plus side, unlike most older sisters my friends had, we never really clashed. I can't recall having a single real fight with her. We were always good friends with minimal awkwardness or animosity between us.
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Protect her like a brother should, and sneak a peek when it's safe to do so. And fap.
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I can't take back my click.  
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Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:

She was hot, so there's that...

His excuse was: "Dude, she's my step sister. We're not really related."
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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister? One job I had, there was 3 brother and 1 sister that worked there (family business), and she was hot. I always wondered how they dealt with that, especial when horndog teenagers.




My buddy fucked his step sister. Maybe I could ask him.


I stand corrected.

She was hot, so there's that...

His excuse was: "Dude, she's my step sister. We're not really related."


I saw a documentary online about that.
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I was coming in to post this.

Also, my sister was good looking, but my only concern was doing brother stuff, like throwing bugs at her, or hiding her makeup and junk. I was however, very interested in the sisters of a few of my friends...
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I grew up in Alabama and even I know that rule.  SMH
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Originally Posted By BattletweeteR:

  yep...familiarity breeds contempt.


until her hot friend shows up, then you start being nice. and before you know it, the hot friend is sneaking into your bedroom during a sleepover.



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Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
I was an only child, so I know nothing about this, but how did you/ do you deal with having a hot sister?



They're annoying enough to live with that you can't wait to get away from them.
 

  yep...familiarity breeds contempt.


until her hot friend shows up, then you start being nice. and before you know it, the hot friend is sneaking into your bedroom during a sleepover.





My sister was young enough that her friends didn't interest me, then after college when I moved back she was a senior.....her friends were far more interesting at that point.

Now they are all fat though.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:28:59 AM EDT
What if my parents adopted Arianna Grande?  I think I might have to give incest a go in that case.
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You use a Condom DUH!......


lol, I can't believe that hasn't been posted yet

The Montana rules on that are "If they ain't close enough related to know em that's close enough"
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Originally Posted By LostX:
I think my sister is beautiful woman and same with cousins. (No, I ain't posting pictures.)

But that thought has never crossed my mind. Ever. OP, maybe you should move to West Virginia....

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It has now....

Edit: spelling
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