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Posted: 3/14/2011 3:40:27 PM EST
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell. That is all.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:43:05 PM EST
1st in and I agree
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:44:04 PM EST
They're not Glocks.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:44:54 PM EST
Boat anchors.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:45:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By fivepointoh:
They're not Glocks.
I've got a Hybrid.

It's a Clockt 1917 in .50GI made from Translucent Porcelain. It costs more than Bill Gates makes taking a shit.



Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:45:55 PM EST
America's Samurai Sword.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:46:31 PM EST
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:48:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


I have never thought of it that way but it is a good point
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:51:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jalap-inya:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.


This is why god made the palm of the hand more fatty below the thumb. 1 reason only, to punch a 1911 back into battery when fouled up from killing commies. No other reason.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:51:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:53:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell. That is all.

And if you shoot them in the thumb, they're still spinning when they get there!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:57:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Eagle7222:
Originally Posted By Jalap-inya:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.


This is why god made the palm of the hand more fatty below the thumb. 1 reason only, to punch a 1911 back into battery when fouled up from killing commies. No other reason.
LOL. Then god made the M&P 9 which got rid of that scenario completely.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:58:55 PM EST
That is, if they don't jam first.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:01:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By HoodyHoo21:
That is, if they don't jam first.

As is the case with all guns, the good ones don't.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:01:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 4:02:10 PM EST by TripleC]
In Hell before they hit the ground
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:04:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By Cromlech:

Originally Posted By fivepointoh:
They're not Glocks.
I've got a Hybrid.

It's a Clockt 1917 in .50GI made from Translucent Porcelain. It costs more than Bill Gates makes taking a shit.





lol

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:07:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Milquetoast:
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell. That is all.

And if you shoot them in the thumb, they're still spinning when they get there!


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:11:02 PM EST
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:20:58 PM EST
"I once saw a man shot at point blank range 37 times in the head and 14 times in the chest with a 9mm and he was still able to finish the Ironman competition (he only placed 4th, though) and then wrestle a grizzly bear into submission.

On the other hand, I once saw a man shot from 75 yards with a .45ACP. The round grazed his left pinky which blew his right arm and leg completely off his body and caused his brain to explode. Then his goldfish died."

quoted from somewhere else - I'm not a plagiarist

Brian

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:24:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:24:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:30:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


I like that.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:30:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.


Bull. I have 5 1911's. Only one has had to be tuned up.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:32:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.

Pfft....tell it to my Remington Rand. 65 years old and STILL rockin' the hoose!!!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:32:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 4:34:07 PM EST by Beltfedleadhead]






Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:32:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By Thom101:
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


I have never thought of it that way but it is a good point


Neither have I but it's an accurate description.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:33:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jalap-inya:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:34:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jalap-inya:
Unless they get dirty.

Then they wont do a damn thing.







Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:35:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 4:47:48 PM EST by Stonerriflefan44]


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:37:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 4:46:54 PM EST by hardridincwby28]
IBCGFB (in before crybaby glock fan boys)

Whooops...too late.

Pull out your tampon and learn to shoot a REAL MANS' gun.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:39:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you can tell that this poster has no experience with a 1911.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:39:44 PM EST
Wow.. 1911's must shoot a different .45 acp than I'm accustomed too? I wonder if my Glock 21 will send guys to hell?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:40:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an professional amateurgunsmith and even then they will fail.

FIFY
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:41:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 4:41:57 PM EST by Beltfedleadhead]

Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
IBCGFB (in before crybaby glock fan boys)

Whooops...too late.

Pull out your tampon and learn to shoot a REAL MANS' gun.

Any turd can go buy a Glawk, and most do. The few that move on to develop better taste eventually get into 1911s.

It's like appreciating art. Lots of people don't understand and are outright hostile towards it until they take the initiative to learn about it. Until that happens, there is just no helping them.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:41:34 PM EST
There's a petite young woman from Los Angeles walking around today with four .45 caliber holes in her chest, fired from a USGI M1911, that would disagree.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:42:11 PM EST
Oh. Ok.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:43:28 PM EST
Im not the smartest guy in the world but there has to be a reason this design has been coppied sooo much. That said, Glock quality control is outstanding. Personally i wouldn't want to be shot with either one...
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:44:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Beltfedleadhead:

Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
IBCGFB (in before crybaby glock fan boys)

Whooops...too late.

Pull out your tampon and learn to shoot a REAL MANS' gun.

Any turd can go buy a Glawk, and most do. The few that move on to develop better taste eventually get into 1911s.

It's like appreciating art. Lots of people don't understand and are outright hostile towards it until they take the initiative to learn about it. Until that happens, there is just no helping them.


I was into 1911s years before I went to Glock side.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:45:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:45:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


It fits. I like it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:45:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell. That is all.


The best thing is they can be replaced with a Sig P220
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:47:52 PM EST
The great thing about 1911s?


That there are 19 of them??










Oops, wrong joke.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:48:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.




awesome!!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:48:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Westgram:
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


It fits. I like it.


Yep, archaic and proudly displayed in pictures by geeks on the internet.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:49:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
America's Samurai Sword.


I'm a Glock0holic, but that is the greatest fucking statement in the history of arfcom.



Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:50:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.

My 1911 works without a hitch. How about them Gen 4 Glocks?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:51:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 5:00:15 PM EST by NoFnNamesLeft]
Originally Posted By AmericanSoldier1989:
Wow.. 1911's must shoot a different .45 acp than I'm accustomed too? I wonder if my Glock 21 will send guys to hell?


No.

In the realm of dispatched souls; only one with a soul can designate the destination of another.
––Book of the prophet John Moses Browning; chapter 87 verse 21
—––––––––––––––––––-

Taken for sig line.
I'm gonna take a couple of those and run with it for a while.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:52:07 PM EST
Since I took the time to learn how to properly clean and maintain my 1911's, I haven't had one damn issue with their functionality. No "custom" jobs in my cabinet.

Why is it I've only seen pictures of KB's on Glocks or other plastic stuff. While such pictures may exist for 1911's, I've never seen them. I'll be waiting................
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:52:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Unless they get dry, or dirty, or havent been "tuned" for reliability, or have a bad magazine, or haven't been broken in yet..... I could go on.

I can pick up a GLOCK out of the box and know it will run fine unless there was some factory fuck up.

If I want a 1911 to do that then I have to become an amateur gunsmith and even then they will fail.

My 1911 works without a hitch. How about them Gen 4 Glocks?


How about the Gen 3? Never had a problem with mine.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:53:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Is that they don't just kill people, they send them straight to hell. That is all.


The best thing is they can be replaced with a Sig P220

Or get both, or several of each like I did.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:55:55 PM EST
I have had over 20 1911s in my life. I have never had a malfunction of any kind. all of them have been colts but one

any decent 1911 will work. guys that claim other wise used to have llamas, had some moron fucking with a good one. or just have no experience with them and just talks shit.

and any machine should be oiled regardless of if its plastic or steel. there is no reason not to oil any weapon

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