Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
10/20/2017 1:01:18 AM
9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 4
Posted: 9/22/2005 8:28:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 8:33:43 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]
I went out on a date with the girl that I just nailed on Sunday night. We went out to dinner and unfortunatley I had to not carry because the resteraunt served alcohol. So she watched me take my Sig off outside and she watched me put it back on after dinner. Fast forward after playing pool and winning games at an arcade. I take her back to her houses. She tells her Dad that I am carrying and that he should show me his guns. Her dad says to me what do you carry. So I unload my P228 and hand it to him, he really really likes it. So he goes downstairs and he comes up and hands me two cases I open the cases and what do I see.



A freaking Marlin .22 and a Taurus .38

She says to him dad show him the cool stuff.

I SHIT YOU NOT he said I lost all of my other stuff in a Boating accident. I cracked up right there in front of him and her both.


Edit to add I bought my BUIS system tonight and 200 rounds of ammo so it was a damned good day.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:33:05 PM EDT
What's his screen name?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:34:08 PM EDT
LOL. and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:35:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
LOL. and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:35:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 8:43:40 PM EDT by jpman7]
You gotta love the dad! That's freakin hilarious, but not as funny as him reading about you nailing his daughter!!!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:38:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Papertargets:
What's his screen name?



+1
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:38:25 PM EDT
Imbroglio
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:40:21 PM EDT
Tag

for the ass beating that will commence when Dad logs on.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:40:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M15A2:

Originally Posted By lokt:
LOL. and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that



Yep!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:41:12 PM EDT
I have no freaking idea what his screen name is. I just couldn't help it I busted out laughing. I think we are gonna shooting sometime but I will see if all he brings with him is a .22 and a 38
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:42:19 PM EDT
tag for when you get his screen name
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:45:18 PM EDT
Freakin awesome.

Popcorn ready for dad.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:45:40 PM EDT

I went out on a date with the girl that I just nailed on Sunday night. We went out to dinner and unfortunatley I had to not carry because the resteraunt served alcohol. So she watched me take my Sig off outside and she watched me put it back on after dinner. Fast forward after playing pool and winning games at an arcade. I take her back to her houses. She tells her Dad that I am carrying and that he should show me his guns. Her dad says to me what do you carry. So I unload my P228 and hand it to him, he really really likes it. So he goes downstairs and he comes up and hands me two cases I open the cases and what do I see.



A freaking Marlin .22 and a Taurus .38

She says to him dad show him the cool stuff.

I SHIT YOU NOT he said I lost all of my other stuff in a Boating accident. I cracked up right there in front of him and her both.


Edit to add I bought my BUIS system tonight and 200 rounds of ammo so it was a damned good day.




just in case the original post gets edited
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:46:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:46:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 8:47:19 PM EDT by sixgunsblazing]
I think your range time with him might consist of a .22 to the back of yer head.

then of course, Shoot, shovel and shut up.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:48:32 PM EDT
If p228 goes 'shooting' with her Dad and we don't hear from him for a long time, i get dibs on all his stuff.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:49:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By O-320:

Originally Posted By M15A2:

Originally Posted By lokt:
LOL. and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that



Yep!



... first thing I thought too!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:50:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:52:05 PM EDT
dude......
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:54:11 PM EDT
Muahahha

Oh so tagged
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:56:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:56:43 PM EDT
you are SO toast!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 8:56:44 PM EDT
tagged
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:06 PM EDT
That shit is funny.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:33 PM EDT
tag for the smackdown
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:00:43 PM EDT


You're so FOS, your eyes are brown.

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:01:02 PM EDT
I read the "other" thread first.

Then this one.

I laughed so hard I cryed.

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:03:02 PM EDT
Check your IM , you are so busted


GM
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:03:25 PM EDT
This is almost as good as the car wash or aqua-bump thread.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:04:36 PM EDT
Nailed! I mean tagged
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:05:17 PM EDT
i must see the end of this.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:17:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 9:18:36 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]
Originally Posted By lokt:
If p228 goes 'shooting' with her Dad and

All I have is a 22 and a 38


What other thread?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:19:19 PM EDT
Okay, I forgot the CoC thing about referring to other threads. Oops. It was really funny though.

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:20:00 PM EDT
Anyone want to take bets on how many pages this thread will go?

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:20:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:21:42 PM EDT
5 pages and a lock
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:22:45 PM EDT
Well Nick it was nice meeting you tonight.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:25:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roland_O_Gilead:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=392594



Link doesnt work anymore, what was that thread about?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:26:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:

Originally Posted By Roland_O_Gilead:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=392594



Link doesnt work anymore, what was that thread about?



Uh, it was like staring through someone else's eyes. Blue bombadier eyes.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:28:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ralph_here:
Well Nick it was nice meeting you tonight.



You too soo when are we supposed to go shooting again?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:33:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:33:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roland_O_Gilead:

Originally Posted By Snorkel_Bob:

Originally Posted By Roland_O_Gilead:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=392594



Link doesnt work anymore, what was that thread about?



Uh, it was like staring through someone else's eyes. Blue bombadier eyes.




Soo which freaking thread was that? What was the subject
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:40:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:50:25 PM EDT
If by some strange coincidence he posts here, I wouldn't post about nailing his daughter on the board.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 9:57:02 PM EDT
This could get interesting. I'm praying that this get very interesting.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:00:18 PM EDT

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:02:42 PM EDT
tag for results
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:05:04 PM EDT
lol
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:08:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LPDtactical:

I went out on a date with the girl that I just nailed on Sunday night. We went out to dinner and unfortunatley I had to not carry because the resteraunt served alcohol. So she watched me take my Sig off outside and she watched me put it back on after dinner. Fast forward after playing pool and winning games at an arcade. I take her back to her houses. She tells her Dad that I am carrying and that he should show me his guns. Her dad says to me what do you carry. So I unload my P228 and hand it to him, he really really likes it. So he goes downstairs and he comes up and hands me two cases I open the cases and what do I see.



A freaking Marlin .22 and a Taurus .38

She says to him dad show him the cool stuff.

I SHIT YOU NOT he said I lost all of my other stuff in a Boating accident. I cracked up right there in front of him and her both.


Edit to add I bought my BUIS system tonight and 200 rounds of ammo so it was a damned good day.




just in case the original post gets edited




Ohhh your sneaky

just in case dad misses your post
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 10:14:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M15A2:

Originally Posted By lokt:
LOL. and he's probably reading about how you nailed his daughter right now...



I was just thinking that


+1 or is everyone thinking the same thing?
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 4
Top Top