I'm very new, but I keep getting into stuff with funny tales. this is an excerpt from my collision narrative from earlier this morning.
Driver X stated that she and all three passengers were returning from a New Year's Eve celebratioin. They stopped at a Jack in the Box restaurant. Driver X stated that she ordered Bacon Cheddar Potato Wedges and began eating them as she was driving uphill on XXXXXXX (SB).
Driver X bit into a Bacon Cheddar Potato Wedge and was shocked to taste a piece of bacon. A self described "Vegan", Driver X began attempting to spit out the pieces of bacon and lost control of Vehicle 1.
Vehicle 1 travelled off of the road, to the W, crossing the sidewalk, striking and destroying a mailbox, before rolling onto its passenger side and coming to rest in front of 8814 XXXXXX St SW.