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Posted: 1/7/2005 11:13:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 12:44:24 AM EDT by sgtar15]
In Europe a man has a little bit of money.  So he walks to the farmer and buys a sheep.  He takes the sheep home, sheers it for wool and makes a nice jacket and other nice clothes which he sells and makes a meager living.


In America a guy has a few dollars and walks to the farmer where he buys a sheep.  He takes the sheep home, sheers it for wool and makes some nice clothes.  Then he goes back outside and slaughters the sheep having a great dinner.  He sells a large portion of the meat and uses the hide to make fine leather shoes which he sells.  Then he goes back to the farmer looking for more sheep.  Which means the farmer needs more workers and sells more sheep each year.  This helps the economy.

In the meantime in Europe the man finds out one morning that his sheep has died after 10 years of making wool for him.  So he walks back to the farmer only to see that the farmer had left for better opportunities in America long ago.


On the way walking home the poor sad European gets splashed by a nice big American SUV with the American guy driving while on vacation........


Sgtar51/50

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 11:19:38 PM EDT
wtf
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 11:49:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 11:55:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:17:11 AM EDT
Except if the European is Greek.

CW
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:18:58 AM EDT
Nuh ah!  Euro's are good people!

Sure their economy sucks compared to ours, but are not they still humans...except France?  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:20:58 AM EDT
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in france..............
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+1 on the Greek thing!!!!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:30:02 AM EDT
hahaha, thats awesome.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 12:43:36 AM EDT
that is about right
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:49:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cold_Warrior:
Except if the European is Greek.

CW




That is more Mediterainian.

SGat1r5
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:51:07 PM EDT
Well thats diffrent.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:54:12 PM EDT
And I thought it was soap.  We use it daily.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:58:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
The difference between Americans and Europeans.  




The smell Sarge!....The Smell!....They smell funny overthere!

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:59:44 PM EDT
We have testicles.

And the willingness to use them.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 4:04:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 4:25:55 PM EDT by garandman]
The difference?

American men bathe.


Americans women bathe and shave.

Europeons don't.



Link Posted: 1/8/2005 4:19:32 PM EDT
Nice one Sarge.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 4:24:21 PM EDT
That story is depressing.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 10:10:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By windom:
That story is depressing.




Only for the Europea-ons

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:43:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cold_Warrior:
Except if the European is Greek.

CW

LMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:57:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 11:57:49 AM EDT by jblachly]

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Nuh ah!  Euro's are good people!

Sure their economy sucks compared to ours, but are not they still humans...except France?  




Actually starting in 2004 the EU has a higher GDP than the US .. IIRC?


edit: I am not defending the euros.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:00:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jblachly:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Nuh ah!  Euro's are good people!

Sure their economy sucks compared to ours, but are not they still humans...except France?  




Actually starting in 2004 the EU has a higher GDP than the US .. IIRC?


edit: I am not defending the euros.


Very true.  The euro is gaining value.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:05:37 PM EDT
At the McDonlads at the unnamed country that I am stationed at they have a McDonalds offbase that sells a Deluxe Royal combo meal.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:09:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
We have testicles.

And the willingness to use them.



Oh man, you beat me to it!!  
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