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Posted: 9/11/2010 7:17:26 PM EDT
When I woke up this morning my wife asked if I wanted bacon, I said yes so she went to the store and got bacon then came home and made me bacon and french toast while I was watching TV in my underwear.

Score 1 for married life!

T
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:29:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:36:33 PM EDT


.......and your underwear has what to do with your bacon?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:46:33 PM EDT
Don't tell us, tell HER!
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:49:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FreeBear:


.......and your underwear has what to do with your bacon?


I just like you thinking about me in my underwear eatting bacon!
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:51:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kolat:
Originally Posted By FreeBear:


.......and your underwear has what to do with your bacon?


I just like you thinking about me in my underwear eatting bacon!

You should have said you were naked except for cowboy boots or a beret.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:53:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By Kolat:
Originally Posted By FreeBear:


.......and your underwear has what to do with your bacon?


I just like you thinking about me in my underwear eatting bacon!

You should have said you were naked except for cowboy boots or a beret.


I don't own a beret, I'm not a french fag.

I own camo hats and steel toed work boots....I'm american.

T
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:57:02 PM EDT
Then she played with his gun until it went off... over and over again. She couldn't get enough.

Oh wait, married, nevermind. He just got the breakfast.

Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:58:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
Then she played with his gun until it went off... over and over again. She couldn't get enough.

Oh wait, married, nevermind. He just got the breakfast.



married and she's pregnant.

T
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:03:52 PM EDT
pics of wife with bacon or bs
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:12:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By yumbeef:
pics of wife with bacon or bs


How about wife with venison chili with beans in it?

Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:26:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 8:26:52 PM EDT by yumbeef]
i think beans in chili is acceptable in this situation
ETA looks like a cool wife
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:31:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2010 8:33:40 PM EDT by skink]
You put a fine lookin' woman with chili and "beans"...

SON I am DISAPPOINT.

Keep the woman and lose the beans (in the chili).. MOAR BACON!

skink
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:40:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:42:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FreeBear:


.......and your underwear has what to do with your bacon?


Just completed the story. As in, he was allowed to be lazy while his wife dressed and went to the store to fetch him meat.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:01:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
http://i53.tinypic.com/2ymx0z6.jpg


Gotta love Great Value
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 9:06:58 PM EDT
Lol looking at that pic I thought to myself "is that the old stove or the new stove"

Had to walk to the kitchen and look.

Old stove.

Guess I don't cook often enough.

T
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