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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:05:52 PM EDT

This movie got crazy with the cheeze-whiz. Holy Milk Solids Batman!

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:06:46 PM EDT

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You sir are WRONG!! Thats CLASSIC Batman.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:08:48 PM EDT

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Quoted:
You sir are WRONG!! Thats CLASSIC Batman.

I can't talk. My mouth is full of cheese.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:10:07 PM EDT

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You sir are WRONG!! Thats CLASSIC Batman.
I can't talk. My mouth is full of cheese.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:10:46 PM EDT

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I nominate for a close second in cheese

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:11:27 PM EDT

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You sir are WRONG!! Thats CLASSIC Batman.
I can't talk. My mouth is full of cheese.

I'll be eating cheese every meal for the next two weeks.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:16:38 PM EDT

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Silly boy you just don't get Camp do ya?

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:19:08 PM EDT

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Silly boy you just don't get Camp do ya?

Campy is the Dukes, the A-Team and Knight Rider. This is many levels beyond camp.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:21:10 PM EDT

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Silly boy you just don't get Camp do ya?
Campy is the Dukes, the A-Team and Knight Rider. This is many levels beyond camp.

I have no clue what the hell campy is, but if it's A-team, Knight Rider, and Dukes..... COUNT ME IN!

* sneaks off, back against the wall, hoping i jsut didn't do something stupid*

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:21:13 PM EDT

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This one: "Reptilicus" - A Danish Godzilla-derivative monster movie, that is unbelievably cheesy and bad

Even the poster is cheesy - because it shows stuff that's not even in the movie. There were no bridges like that in Denmark back when the movie was made.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:22:34 PM EDT

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Big Trouble in Little China.

I like my Cheesy Poofs with a side of cheese dip.

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:23:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:25:33 PM EDT

[#12]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted: 9/7/2005 7:26:54 PM EDT

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"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
- Batman

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:19:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Attack of the killer tomatoes...dumbest movie ever made, bar none.

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:22:15 PM EDT

[#15]

There's a couple of them that would be a close contest.

Plan 9 From Outer Space <<this would be my pick as the cheesiest

Attack of the Killer Tomatos

Almost forgot one, Zardoz, the movie not the Team Member, would certainly be in contention for the prize!

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:24:00 PM EDT

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This one: "Reptilicus" - A Danish Godzilla-derivative monster movie, that is unbelievably cheesy and bad

www.jabootu.com/images/Reptilicus_Rep.jpg

Even the poster is cheesy - because it shows stuff that's not even in the movie. There were no bridges like that in Denmark back when the movie was made.

Yeah but the chicks were all HOT.

I have seen that one several times.

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:27:16 PM EDT

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Quoted:
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This one: "Reptilicus" - A Danish Godzilla-derivative monster movie, that is unbelievably cheesy and bad

www.jabootu.com/images/Reptilicus_Rep.jpg

Even the poster is cheesy - because it shows stuff that's not even in the movie. There were no bridges like that in Denmark back when the movie was made.

Yeah but the chicks were all HOT.

They were very perky !

ETA: I figured if anyone had seen it, it would be you

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:32:25 PM EDT

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Anybody remember this cheezy horror movie?

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:39:22 PM EDT

[#19]

Transporter 2

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:50:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2005 8:56:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Gonna have to say the cheesiest is....

Cheesy takes itself seriously, and fails miserably. Most of these movies knew full well they were turds.

Posted: 9/7/2005 8:56:28 PM EDT

[#22]

Danger Danger Will Robinson!

Posted: 9/7/2005 9:09:50 PM EDT

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Cheesy takes itself seriously, and fails miserably. Most of these movies knew full well they were turds.

Good point.

Posted: 9/7/2005 9:49:19 PM EDT

[#24]

You're all all wet.

The cheesiest movie of all time was "Hell comes to frogtown".

Posted: 9/7/2005 9:50:20 PM EDT

[#25]

Megaforce...

Thats all I have to say.

Posted: 9/7/2005 9:53:38 PM EDT

[#26]

"The Great alligator" (1979)

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

Sasquatch

Posted: 9/7/2005 9:55:45 PM EDT

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Megaforce...

Thats all I have to say.

Dayum, you got my "MIA" and raised me one. That movie was cheezy.

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:05:02 PM EDT

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Megaforce...

Thats all I have to say.

Dayum, you got my "MIA" and raised me one. That movie was cheezy.

Dude!!! You don't even know.

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:09:00 PM EDT

[#29]

The Black Gestapo / The Black Six (1975)

Blacula (1972) Scream, Blacula, Scream! (1973)

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:10:59 PM EDT

[#30]

Hercules in New York (1970) The Ice Pirates (1984)

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:14:28 PM EDT

[#31]

Death Race 2000

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:15:00 PM EDT

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You're all all wet.

The cheesiest movie of all time was "Hell comes to frogtown".

Here you go Bro.

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:16:59 PM EDT

[#33]

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Death Race 2000

Here you go.

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:26:21 PM EDT

[#34]

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:31:54 PM EDT

[#35]

The Killer Eye, by far

http://media.bestprices.com/content/dvd/70/213973.jpg

Posted: 9/7/2005 10:33:03 PM EDT

[#36]

I would have to say any of the Toxic Avenger series. They are funny as hell though.

Posted: 9/7/2005 11:01:47 PM EDT

[#37]

'nuff said!

Posted: 9/7/2005 11:25:17 PM EDT

[#38]

Don't forget "The Crawling Eye (1958).

Vulcan94

Posted: 9/8/2005 10:15:07 AM EDT

[#39]

I vote for the modern horror classic, "The Gate"

Posted: 9/8/2005 10:17:04 AM EDT

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Megaforce...

Thats all I have to say.

Dayum, you got my "MIA" and raised me one. That movie was cheezy.

Dude!!! You don't even know.

tinypic.com/dgtr13.jpg

+1

But man I watched that stupid movie on cable every time it was on...

Posted: 9/8/2005 10:23:09 AM EDT

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Anybody remember this cheezy horror movie?

I thought that was pretty good . . . for what it was. Actually, saw it years ago on TNT when Joe Bob Briggs hosted in between commercial breaks and did his drive in movie totals.