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Posted: 10/17/2004 8:43:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 8:54:42 AM EDT by mac130]
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 1000 posts.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:44:13 AM EDT
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:44:45 AM EDT
My goat is in your yard.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:45:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 8:45:30 AM EDT by Greenhorn]
And I have 222.8 posts.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:46:02 AM EDT
i like pie
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:48:07 AM EDT
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:49:04 AM EDT
The cow jumps over the moon at midnight.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:49:46 AM EDT
Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:50:02 AM EDT
The wooden shoes are singing showtunes.


Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:53:07 AM EDT
If that's the case.. then I feel sorry for Sgtar.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:55:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mac130:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.




Originally Posted By mac130:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.



Whooops!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:55:49 AM EDT

TANGO... FOXTROT... MACARENA...



OVER....



Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:56:39 AM EDT
The cow is snoring.

The bunny has danced a jig.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By mac130:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.




Originally Posted By mac130:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.



Whooops!!!



My dumbass fixed it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:58:55 AM EDT
John slept with the beast Teresa
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:59:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mac130:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By mac130:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.




Originally Posted By mac130:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.



Whooops!!!



My dumbass fixed it.



I knew you would... thats why I quoted it for posterity. (As DrFrige now hides in fear for retalliation)
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:00:36 AM EDT
wooo! wooo!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:16:31 AM EDT
the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:23:53 AM EDT
The Eagle flies with the Dove
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:26:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By avengeusa:
the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing




Crap - does that mean it's all over??
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:37:51 AM EDT
The purple rooster will bark at the rising sun in the evening during the celibration of a cats birth to a moose.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:37:38 AM EDT
"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor."
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:43:14 AM EDT
48563 95855 46775 49688 90845
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:44:51 AM EDT
Irene, I repeat Irene.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:46:50 AM EDT
Dosent anyone realize thats a quote from red dawn?
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:48:32 AM EDT
we do, but its been done so many times.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:48:46 AM EDT
The chicken is in the pot...I repeat, the chicken is in the pot.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:50:54 AM EDT
the cat is in the garage
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:52:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:56:19 AM EDT
Lines form on my face and my hands....
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:01:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 11:01:30 AM EDT by chrome1]
Did you get a bowl of soup with that hat
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:01:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.



And that's probably a good thing , since some of the Catholic clergy can't seem to keep their perverted hands off of kids. I'd sooner take a week off and machine-gun them into a trench that I made them dig. But that's just me.
John Eyster-former Catholic
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:10:48 AM EDT
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Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.



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Posted :: 10/17/2004 12:49:46 PM

Damn it......................I knew I remember it being bigger when I was little
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:03:31 PM EDT
could'nt be, nope,no way are you sure?!....aww Fuck it we just ran it over!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:11:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."



Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:40:51 PM EDT
I am Percivel the flying notebook, I live in a tent called Helen, I am married to a watercrest sandwihch, and my daughgter is a 22 year old train engineer named Flo...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:44:08 PM EDT
Freddie is on the train. Marsha is at the station.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:57:48 PM EDT
Time crawls like a paralytic centipede.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:03:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."



Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".



Yup...and I've heard it both ways, with and without the s...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:06:44 PM EDT
"get off the babysitter, daddy's home"
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:09:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 1:11:06 PM EDT by M1-Matt]

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."



Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".





You guys beat me to it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:10:09 PM EDT
TORA TORA TORA
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:13:50 PM EDT
There paying for it!....

YOU EAT IT!...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:14:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 1:15:19 PM EDT by M1-Matt]

Originally Posted By R-32:
There paying for it!....

YOU EAT IT!...





Ready Exercise!

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