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Posted: 10/17/2004 7:43:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 7:54:42 AM EST by mac130]
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 1000 posts.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:44:13 AM EST
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:44:45 AM EST
My goat is in your yard.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:45:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 7:45:30 AM EST by Greenhorn]
And I have 222.8 posts.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:46:02 AM EST
i like pie
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:48:07 AM EST
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:49:04 AM EST
The cow jumps over the moon at midnight.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:49:46 AM EST
Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:50:02 AM EST
The wooden shoes are singing showtunes.


Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:53:07 AM EST
If that's the case.. then I feel sorry for Sgtar.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:55:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By mac130:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.




Originally Posted By mac130:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.



Whooops!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:55:49 AM EST

TANGO... FOXTROT... MACARENA...



OVER....



Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:56:39 AM EST
The cow is snoring.

The bunny has danced a jig.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:58:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By mac130:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.




Originally Posted By mac130:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.



Whooops!!!



My dumbass fixed it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:58:55 AM EST
John slept with the beast Teresa
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 7:59:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By mac130:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By mac130:
John has a long mustache.

Mac has 100 posts.




Originally Posted By mac130:
Who's this "mac" guy, cause you have 1000 posts.



Whooops!!!



My dumbass fixed it.



I knew you would... thats why I quoted it for posterity. (As DrFrige now hides in fear for retalliation)
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:00:36 AM EST
wooo! wooo!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:16:31 AM EST
the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:23:53 AM EST
The Eagle flies with the Dove
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:26:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By avengeusa:
the fat lady is singing, i repeat, the fat lady is singing




Crap - does that mean it's all over??
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 8:37:51 AM EST
The purple rooster will bark at the rising sun in the evening during the celibration of a cats birth to a moose.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:37:38 AM EST
"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor."
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:43:14 AM EST
48563 95855 46775 49688 90845
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:44:51 AM EST
Irene, I repeat Irene.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:46:50 AM EST
Dosent anyone realize thats a quote from red dawn?
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:48:32 AM EST
we do, but its been done so many times.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:48:46 AM EST
The chicken is in the pot...I repeat, the chicken is in the pot.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:50:54 AM EST
the cat is in the garage
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:52:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 9:56:19 AM EST
Lines form on my face and my hands....
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:01:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 10:01:30 AM EST by chrome1]
Did you get a bowl of soup with that hat
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:01:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.



And that's probably a good thing , since some of the Catholic clergy can't seem to keep their perverted hands off of kids. I'd sooner take a week off and machine-gun them into a trench that I made them dig. But that's just me.
John Eyster-former Catholic
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 10:10:48 AM EST
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Contrary to popular belief, catholics do NOT have enormous penises... in fact, once you become catholic, they shrink by at least 72%.



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Posted :: 10/17/2004 12:49:46 PM

Damn it......................I knew I remember it being bigger when I was little
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:03:31 AM EST
could'nt be, nope,no way are you sure?!....aww Fuck it we just ran it over!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:11:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."



Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:40:51 AM EST
I am Percivel the flying notebook, I live in a tent called Helen, I am married to a watercrest sandwihch, and my daughgter is a 22 year old train engineer named Flo...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:44:08 AM EST
Freddie is on the train. Marsha is at the station.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 11:57:48 AM EST
Time crawls like a paralytic centipede.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:03:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."



Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".



Yup...and I've heard it both ways, with and without the s...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:06:44 PM EST
"get off the babysitter, daddy's home"
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:09:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 12:11:06 PM EST by M1-Matt]

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor."



Beat me to it.

And not from "Red Dawn". From "The Longest Day".





You guys beat me to it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:10:09 PM EST
TORA TORA TORA
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:13:50 PM EST
There paying for it!....

YOU EAT IT!...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:14:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 12:15:19 PM EST by M1-Matt]

Originally Posted By R-32:
There paying for it!....

YOU EAT IT!...





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