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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:43:05 PM EDT
Somewhere in between creamy and crunchy, the taste and texture are just about perfect. Move over Jif there's a new PB champ in town.

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That is not peanut butter. Right on the label it is a peanut and honey spread.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:50:06 PM EDT
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Jif.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:50:40 PM EDT
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JIF,  creamy.

Anything else means you are a terrorist and you hate America.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:50:42 PM EDT
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Yes, creamy.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:51:20 PM EDT
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... in the trash can.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:52:08 PM EDT
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Anything I lick off a hooker's brown-star
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:52:39 PM EDT
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OP is the John McCain of peanut butter.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:54:09 PM EDT
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This is my favorite.
Hopefully your toaster is slow, 'cause you'll need a good ten minutes to try and get the oil and butter all mixed back together.

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Smuckers Natural

Winner!


Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:56:27 PM EDT
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Well damn...
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:56:51 PM EDT
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Peanut butter and coconut oil. From Hawaii.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:57:01 PM EDT
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Yup.  This about covers it.  


-K
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:57:18 PM EDT
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I buy the cheapest variety, whatever comes in the 64 oz tubs.  Always save or best value, I honestly don't care.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:57:20 PM EDT
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Peanut butter and coconut oil. From Hawaii.
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go on...
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:57:25 PM EDT
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I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:58:15 PM EDT
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This is my favorite.
Hopefully your toaster is slow, 'cause you'll need a good ten minutes to try and get the oil and butter all mixed back together.

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Going with this. The Kirkland organic PB is pretty darn good as well...
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:59:57 PM EDT
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The BEST peanut butter is that which you have available to place on your dick when there's a new baby calf around.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:01:33 PM EDT
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Peter Pan Creamy. Only.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:01:40 PM EDT
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Creepier than my post and I was trying too hard as it was.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:02:58 PM EDT
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I normally buy the Kroger creamy brand and Jif creamy when it's on sale
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:03:47 PM EDT
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Texas wins again!
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:04:00 PM EDT
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That's easy -
It's the free ones that come in the mail.
I don't eat much PB, and I have a bunch of unopened jars in my pantry as I keep getting these from Kroger in the mail...

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If your peanut butter has more than peanuts for ingredients, it's not peanut butter.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:05:22 PM EDT
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+1.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:07:29 PM EDT
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Peanut butter fanaticism is a slippery slope.  It can get very weird very quickly.

How much do you pay for a typical jar of peanut butter? Three or four bucks, maybe five? For super-typical peanut butter, though, you can
expect to pay a bit more: $761 for three six-ounce jars, which works out to be about $254 per jar.

That’s how much the National Institute of Standards and Technology, an agency of the U.S. Commerce Department, charges for its pasty PB
known as “Standard Reference Material No. 2387.” And if you want to know what’s so unusual about the government agency’s peanut butter, aside
from its catchy name, the answer is: nothing. Nothing at all. Which is precisely the point.

Read more at: http://blog.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/2015/02/is-this-the-worlds-most-expensive-peanut-butter/?oc=linkback
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This is just bizarre
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:08:21 PM EDT
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How about corn? 
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:13:28 PM EDT
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Dude...
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:16:27 PM EDT
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+1
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:18:06 PM EDT
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Dude...
I knew I wouldn't be in before bestiality comments.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:23:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:23:25 PM EDT
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Exactly.  Crunchy of any kind means the terrorists win.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:25:13 PM EDT
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Peanut butter flavored powder is not peanut butter.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:26:50 PM EDT
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I heard creamy means your gay
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:26:53 PM EDT
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Peanut butter flavored powder is not peanut butter.
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Peanut butter flavored powder is not peanut butter.
That's something we can agree on in this thread.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:26:59 PM EDT
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Jif crunchy for the win
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:28:07 PM EDT
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Nope. Bareback creampie is what you seek.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:28:20 PM EDT
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I grew up on Skippy Crunchy but now prefer Jif Smooth.  Go figure.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:29:13 PM EDT
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Somewhere in between creamy and crunchy, the taste and texture are just about perfect. Move over Jif there's a new PB champ in town.

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You are a wise man.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:30:20 PM EDT
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I was going to say, whatever jar you can buy for a dollar, stick your schlong into and go to town on, but you roared by me on the shoulder and crossed the finish line while I was still downshifting.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:30:26 PM EDT
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I love creamy for (believe it or not) a potato chip dip... 

Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:31:17 PM EDT
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Most Awesome Peanut Butter Recipe:

Two slices white bread
Real butter
Creamy Jif
Kraft Marshmallow Creme

Spread a thick layer of butter on each slice of bread, then cover it with another thick layer of Jif, then cover it with thick layer of Kraft, they stick them together.

Eat with milk while watching Gilligan's Island/Star Trek/Hogan's Heroes reruns on TV after school.  Pure heaven. 
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:33:37 PM EDT
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I'm a member of the crunchy PB master race but the rest of the family likes the creamy crap ( stupid wife genes) so I roll with it.

I'm brand agnostic.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:36:16 PM EDT
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And probably voted for Hillary, but that's redundant.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:38:02 PM EDT
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TMI
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:38:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:39:12 PM EDT
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Skippy Creamy is the only one that tastes right to me.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 11:41:05 PM EDT
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This is my favorite.
Hopefully your toaster is slow, 'cause you'll need a good ten minutes to try and get the oil and butter all mixed back together.

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.walmartimages.com%2Fi%2Fp%2F00%2F05%2F15%2F00%2F06%2F000515­0006824_500X500.jpg&f=1
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My favorite as well.
 PSA:  after you've mixed it, keep it in the refrigerator. Keeps the oil from separating
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