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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 5/20/2003 6:13:39 PM EST
I think I'm inspired. How hard is it to legally change your name??? [url]http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440[/url] --LS
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:26:24 PM EST
couple months & $800
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:28:42 PM EST
GOOD LORD! What were they smoking? That poor child.[shock]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:33:27 PM EST
Whazzzaaappp?
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:43:21 PM EST
Don't name your daughter Mary Pat.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:47:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2003 6:47:40 PM EST by CAPITALIST]
Originally Posted By Sumo2000: GOOD LORD! What were they smoking? That poor child.[shock]
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Hey parents of that child: [img]http://thewolfweb.com/photos/00022488.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 6:51:44 PM EST
I guess they decided against the "please kick my ass" tattoo on his forehead and went this route instead.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:01:44 PM EST
Well, if he survives the daily beatings in the school playground, he'll be a badass mofo.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:08:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2003 7:11:53 PM EST by BigJ491]
[size=2]I can just see this kid when he gets older..."So, whey do they call you Special K?"...."Uhhhh, cause that's my name."[/size=2]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 7:19:52 PM EST
[@:D]
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 8:57:28 PM EST
I've heard the comment that some people think that the special name is all the parents will ever be able to give the child.
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:07:05 PM EST
Ya'll leave Optimus Prime's kid alone!
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:43:49 PM EST
Well, It's from Leavenworth (of prison fame).
Link Posted: 5/20/2003 9:49:50 PM EST
Obviously nothing is sacred anymore. If the wife and I decided to have another child - and its a boy: Welcome to the World my Son - "Wang Bang Sweet Poontang"
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 4:35:03 AM EST
Anyone note all the drug references? (evidently Special K is some illicit drug) And I thing you pronounce that first name "Your Hines" WTFH-IGGC!!!?? (what the f h in Gods great creation) A good rule should be that whatever you name your child, it should sound good following: 'I introduce, President ____________________' or '...the Honorable __________________________.'
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 5:15:46 AM EST
Thats messed up, yo. [@:D]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 5:55:41 AM EST
Oh, yeah. Then they wonder why people don't take them seriously... [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 8:34:04 AM EST
Is "Icy Eight" the slang name for someking of drug too? --LS
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 6:15:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By longshot_va: Anyone note all the drug references? (evidently Special K is some illicit drug)
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Special K is one of the names for Ketamine, a horse tranq/anasthetic. Supposed to be fairly nasty if you're not used to it.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 6:26:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By yellobelli: Special K is one of the names for Ketamine, a horse tranq/anasthetic. Supposed to be fairly nasty if you're not used to it.
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And if you're not a horse. They should've just named the kid "Steal-my-lunch-money-and-kick-my-ass". I hope you all signed the guest book.
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 6:29:31 PM EST
You can see the day when He will be known by a number
Link Posted: 5/21/2003 9:10:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/21/2003 9:11:30 PM EST by bobbyjack]
Reminds me of a man who went to the court house to change his name,the clerk told him it would cost 12.50 to have his name changed! He said OK,and she asked him what was his name! And he replyed Joe Shit,she replyed I can certainly see why you would want to change it! And what would you like to change it to? He said John! Bob [:D]
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