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Posted: 5/14/2012 9:34:05 PM EDT
COC Compliant.  

Video...because words just don't cut it.  



Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:37:04 PM EDT
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:37:53 PM EDT
Your title seems suspiciously loud and proud.
 
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:38:38 PM EDT
Because I've never looked at a dude and thought "Ohhh, I gotta get me some of that action"
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:40:41 PM EDT
I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:40:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2012 9:41:43 PM EDT by BusMaster007]
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Your title seems suspiciously loud and proud.  


Suspicioulsy defiant...

ETA:  because I forot the 'lisp'...

Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:40:52 PM EDT
This....
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:42:53 PM EDT
overcompensation?






































































































 just joking

Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:45:34 PM EDT
Only a WOMAN can move like that!
Awesome.
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:46:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2012 9:46:56 PM EDT by edb66]
Costume conceals both her elbows and her knees. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:47:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


vagina's and bewbies or smelly man ass.  It really isn't a difficult question.
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:48:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:49:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:50:12 PM EDT
The OP doth protest too much, methinks.
 
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:52:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
The OP doth protest too much, methinks.  


Methinks you need to watch the video to enjoy the benefits provided by the OP...
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:54:40 PM EDT
I'll just leave this here.




Link Posted: 5/14/2012 9:55:20 PM EDT



Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:


I'll just leave this here.



http://youtu.be/PkaveikyikE











 
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 10:04:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
I'll just leave this here.

http://youtu.be/PkaveikyikE




why because you like real vampires and not shimmery ones?
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 10:10:14 PM EDT
ADD to the thread, you homos.  



Link Posted: 5/14/2012 10:13:19 PM EDT
Just so we're all clear here - you DO realize that that's a cover tune?



The original was by Peter Green and Fleetwood Mac






Link Posted: 5/14/2012 10:16:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


Link Posted: 5/14/2012 10:46:24 PM EDT
"THAT'S WHAT I CALL A FUCKIN SHOW!"

indeed.


Link Posted: 5/14/2012 11:00:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2012 11:35:00 PM EDT by NAEP3]
I race cars and build things.
 



ETA: I love big natural bewbies and tight vagina.
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 11:02:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


First post and all.

Link Posted: 5/14/2012 11:15:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ishoot2live:
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


First post and all.



Link Posted: 5/14/2012 11:55:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Soylent:
Because I've never looked at a dude and thought "Ohhh, I gotta get me some of that action"


This.

Also, because if I want some anal, no prob,  the GF is down!  (and no, she doesn't own a strapon)
Link Posted: 5/14/2012 11:57:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2012 11:58:14 PM EDT by SouthpawShooter]
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
I'll just leave this here.

http://youtu.be/PkaveikyikE




That is what I tell people when they ask me what my ideal woman looks like.

You knocked it out of the park, bubbaman!

ETA- Sorry, I don't think I have anything COC compliant to add.  
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 12:00:15 AM EDT
I know I'm not gay because I don't have to start a thread, on any board, reaffirming my heterosexuality.  

Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:20:48 AM EDT



Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:


I'll just leave this here.



http://youtu.be/PkaveikyikE







Tarantino is a lucky bastard.

 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:21:55 AM EDT



Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:


I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


Hell to the yeah.



 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:22:29 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Cavscouty:


I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.


I think I'll get 36 to send me one.



 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:38:09 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Cavscouty:


I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.


Filthy infidel defiling our womenz

 



Seriously, good for you man, my fiancee would rather skin me alive than belly dance for me
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:39:30 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Schlange:





Originally Posted By Cavscouty:

I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.


I think I'll get 36 to send me one.

 


I'll send you our old hags, old man

 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:40:37 AM EDT



Originally Posted By 36_gauge:





Originally Posted By Schlange:




Originally Posted By Cavscouty:

I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.


I think I'll get 36 to send me one.

 


I'll send you our old hags, old man  
Dude, I thought we were friends.





 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:44:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I'm not gay because I like vagina's and bewbies...


First post, again.
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:50:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:51:29 AM EDT



Originally Posted By SouthpawShooter:



Originally Posted By Soylent:

Because I've never looked at a dude and thought "Ohhh, I gotta get me some of that action"




This.



Also, because if I want some anal, no prob,  the GF is down!  (and no, she doesn't own a strapon)
ewwwww!  there are some things you really shouldn't rent.





 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:52:27 AM EDT
I bet she smells better than a dream within a memory...
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 1:54:18 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Schlange:





Originally Posted By 36_gauge:




Originally Posted By Schlange:




Originally Posted By Cavscouty:

I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.


I think I'll get 36 to send me one.

 


I'll send you our old hags, old man  
Dude, I thought we were friends.



 


I'm young, 30 somethings are old hags to me

 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 2:13:51 AM EDT



Originally Posted By 36_gauge:





Originally Posted By Schlange:




Originally Posted By 36_gauge:




Originally Posted By Schlange:




Originally Posted By Cavscouty:

I used to have a Turkish girlfriend that would belly-dance for me.  True story.


I think I'll get 36 to send me one.

 


I'll send you our old hags, old man  
Dude, I thought we were friends.



 


I'm young, 30 somethings are old hags to me  


I'm fine with 30.



 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 2:20:09 AM EDT
I know I'm not gay.

I sucked a dick once, and I hated it.

So, I know I'm not gay.















Link Posted: 5/15/2012 2:20:47 AM EDT



Originally Posted By GENESMITH:


I know I'm not gay.



I sucked a dick once, and I hated it.



So, I know I'm not gay.


Well you probably were underway

 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 2:43:49 AM EDT
Yeah, sure, back in my sporting days, I used to get drunk once in a while and kiss a girl, but I like boys way too much to ever be gay.

Jane
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 2:59:39 AM EDT
No, no. I'm sure of it. I had sex with a girl once. I'm fairly certain.
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 3:04:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Yeah, sure, back in my sporting days, I used to get drunk once in a while and kiss a girl, but I like boys way too much to ever be gay.

Jane




Go on.
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 3:06:52 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Soylent:


Because I've never looked at a dude and thought "Ohhh, I gotta get me some of that action"






 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 3:10:34 AM EDT
Poop thread
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 3:21:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
I'll just leave this here.

http://youtu.be/PkaveikyikE




There is a reason that this movie is almost always in the Bluray.

The soundtrack is great as well.

Link Posted: 5/15/2012 3:22:25 AM EDT
cause i love thrusting my hard cock into the nether regions of a woman .



seriously tho....i could write a few paragraphs.





Link Posted: 5/15/2012 3:32:48 AM EDT
pussy trumps cock , no-brainer
 
Link Posted: 5/15/2012 4:24:34 AM EDT
Hairy man-ass jut doesn't do it for me.
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