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Posted: 10/26/2013 5:53:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:58:13 PM EST
I haven't snapped my multimillion dollar sailboat for a while, but I do really hate it when I'm trying to put my shoe on and I keep stepping on the heel part and smashing it down. Then I pull my foot out so the heel thing will pop up and it kinda does, so I step down and SMASH it the fuck down again and begin screaming profanities at a shoe. I hate that.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:04:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2013 6:04:48 PM EST by BigPapaColt]
One word shart
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:05:36 PM EST
refund
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:08:02 PM EST
"The boat...is turning into a banana!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:09:06 PM EST
I hate when you go to the store for an item and the only one you need ( size, style etc...) is sold out,
all other sizes and/or styles are there in abundance. Doesn't matter what item either. Tools, parts, clothes...whatever.

I fucking hate that.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:13:13 PM EST
Well, that was pricey.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:23:33 PM EST
" This is serious "
LOL-thats an understement
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:42:27 PM EST
I really hate it when I catch my foreskin in my zipper. That is the only the word "fuck" is appropriate.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:56:23 PM EST
I hate when it slips out, hits her in the she-taint and bends in half, like that boat.

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 7:05:35 PM EST
You know when you are chopping wood and you miss the log and sink the axe into your shin?
I hate when that happens.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 7:19:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 7:20:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2013 7:21:00 PM EST by RabidMonkeyPox]
It's just a fart It's just a fart It's just a fart It's just a fart.

oh and. I swore I shook all the urine out before I zipped up.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 7:21:52 PM EST
sank like a rock dint it
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:16:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:42:32 PM EST
I hate it when I am on the hunt for a jar of peanut butter in the cabinet and I pick it up cause it looks full and am sadly disappointed b/c its actually empty.

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:45:23 PM EST
When I get piss all in my pants because I didn't shake it enough times after going.

-> ->
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:45:51 PM EST
When I go to open a beer by catching the cap on the edge of something solid (grill, counter, etc) and it breaks the fucking top of the bottle off with it.

Beer isn't as good with glass in it.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:14:03 PM EST
The ocean sucks.
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