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Posted: 1/26/2014 9:55:06 AM EDT
So I was bored last night and picked up my Daughters Thumb Harp and started to play it.
After about 15 minutes of my random strumming she yelled............."why don't you go play with a gun or knife!!"
So I put the damned thing down, opened the gun safe and quietly finger fucked a few guns.....................I love me Wife!!
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Link Posted: 1/26/2014 9:56:16 AM EDT
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F5 F5 F5!!!!


I knew it. Another "I'm going to show off my beautiful wife to Arfcom" thread.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 9:57:09 AM EDT
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You were beat by 1 second.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:03:22 AM EDT
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F5 F5 F5!!!!





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I do one now and then......mostly in the winter when i am stuck in the house, to cold to go outside !!



 
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:05:10 AM EDT
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I do one now and then......mostly in the winter when i am stuck in the house, to cold to go outside !!
 
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I knew it. Another "I'm going to show off my beautiful wife to Arfcom" thread.

I do one now and then......mostly in the winter when i am stuck in the house, to cold to go outside !!
 


What is this cold thing you speak of?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:07:31 AM EDT
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F5 F5 F5!!!!


I knew it. Another "I'm going to show off my beautiful wife to Arfcom" thread.

I do one now and then......mostly in the winter when i am stuck in the house, to cold to go outside !!
 


What is this cold thing you speak of?


No Idea what he's talking about.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:11:09 AM EDT
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Shoulda kept playing until she wanted to distract you.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:26:10 AM EDT
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This.  Should have been FPNI .
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:28:01 AM EDT
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Maybe she wanted to be "strummed"????
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 10:58:04 AM EDT
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I admit, I had to google thumb harp. Looks like it makes quite an annoying sound.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:06:50 AM EDT
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Wow, rules followed. OP delivers.  
Has there been a seismic shift in arfdom????

ETA. I see OP is a long time member.  It all makes sense now.
   
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:13:59 AM EDT
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This.  Should have been FPNI .


We all have a cold, so distraction is not on the list.



 
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:15:17 AM EDT
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F5 F5 F5!!!!





I knew it. Another "I'm going to show off my beautiful wife to Arfcom" thread.


I do one now and then......mostly in the winter when i am stuck in the house, to cold to go outside !!

 




What is this cold thing you speak of?


6 degrees out right now, with a stiff breeze out of the north, calling for 3 below tonight......better than the 18 below we had for a couple nights last week.



 
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:25:43 AM EDT
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Is "Guns" a euphemism for wife?
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:30:20 AM EDT
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No............it's her way of saying..stop being a pain in my ass and go play in your gun safe!!
 
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:39:25 AM EDT
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At least she told you do do something useful.
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 11:40:07 AM EDT
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So I was bored last night and picked up my Daughters Thumb Harp and started to play it.

After about 15 minutes of my random strumming she yelled............."why don't you go play with a gun or knife!!"

So I put the damned thing down, opened the gun safe and quietly finger fucked a few guns.....................I love me Wife!!

http://imageshack.com/a/img822/9229/007wq.jpg
 
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Mercy OP
Link Posted: 1/26/2014 12:06:50 PM EDT
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Yeah I hate when they do that.  I like "playing the drums" on everything in sight.  Da Biches just aint got soul.
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