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Posted: 7/22/2008 6:42:05 AM EDT
THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father- in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:




Always keep y our condoms in your car.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:44:39 AM EDT
Wow. Kind of speechless.

Thats kind of fucked. But here's to you for passing. Many a weaker man would have... well, you know.

What a weird family. Good luck with that!


Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:46:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:46:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:47:52 AM EDT
dude, it wasnt him. It is A JOKE. A good one at that
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:48:38 AM EDT
At that moment I would be pissed that I was being "tested". Not much to instill trust for the years to come. I'd always look at my wifes family with a curious eye after some crap like that.


Hopefully this is just an Email making the rounds for whatever reason.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:48:51 AM EDT
That is ANCIENT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:49:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:52:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr-Shatters:
Wow. Kind of speechless.

Thats kind of fucked. But here's to you for passing. Many a weaker man would have... well, you know.

What a weird family. Good luck with that!




lol, is joke.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:52:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr-Shatters:
Wow. Kind of speechless.

Thats kind of fucked. But here's to you for passing. Many a weaker man would have... well, you know.

What a weird family. Good luck with that!




I guess that your sense of humor is a little broken this morning.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:55:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CWO:
That is ANCIENT


I searched! I swear!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 7:18:45 AM EDT
I wouldnt react well to being tested
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 7:21:13 AM EDT
Dude. That is an actual commerical for trojans. On. TV.

Lame.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 7:45:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By slash-5:
Dude. That is an actual commerical for trojans. On. TV.

Lame.


It was/is?

Oh. I guess it shows that I don't watch much TV anymore.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 7:46:59 AM EDT
I read the original years upon years ago, anyway, I thought this was going to be about the test of the bride & groom smearing the cake all over each others faces meaning they're too immature for the marriage to last.

Kharn
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