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Posted: 9/15/2010 4:35:11 AM EST
The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.


#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.


#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:


# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE




Link Posted: 9/15/2010 4:50:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 4:51:14 AM EST
Full of WIN.

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Link Posted: 9/15/2010 4:52:21 AM EST
HEYOH!
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 4:56:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2010 4:56:15 AM EST by cmeyer001]
Excellent...

However 10 is slightly wrong....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for TWO new 22s.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 7:30:11 AM EST
Lulz.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 7:36:27 AM EST
Ancient, but still comical.
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