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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:02:19 PM EDT
OMG these things blow my mind. Talk about the ultimate in sanitary toilet sitting. No longer do you have to sit on a dirty ass toilet or put down pieces of paper, or even one of those fucking toilet doilies. Fuck that sirs, now that have a automatic plastic cover, that switches every time someone new uses it. I can piss all over that seat, and bammmmmm, press the fucking button, and a completely fresh new seat cover comes spinning around.

Thank you fucking NASA for this amazing invention, I salute you.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:04:04 PM EDT
Sit in the stall and tap your foot.

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:04:23 PM EDT

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:05:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bluewaterheaven:
OMG these things blow my mind. Talk about the ultimate in sanitary toilet sitting. No longer do you have to sit on a dirty ass toilet or put down pieces of paper, or even one of those fucking toilet doilies. Fuck that sirs, now that have a automatic plastic cover, that switches every time someone new uses it. I can piss all over that seat, and bammmmmm, press the fucking button, and a completely fresh new seat cover comes spinning around.

Thank you fucking NASA for this amazing invention, I salute you.


Are there any U.S Senators in the men's room?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:06:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.


I was near the Virgin Terminal
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:08:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.



They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:08:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 12:08:30 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
They had one of those things installed at the local pizza place I eat at. I treated it as a urinal only. No fucking way I'm sitting on that nasty thing. Sure, the seat is covered in clean plastic, but the motor and spools are contained in a plastic housing that intrudes into the rear area of the seat, so you have no choice but to put your lower back against this nasty piece of plastic with shit and piss stains all over it.

might have just been a crappy model. Hopefully the one you saw was better.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:08:09 PM EDT
Automatic ass gaskets?? There is a god!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:10:27 PM EDT
I saw that in a bathroom on a flight to england. I had a lay over in o'hare, but i don't remember if that was where I saw it or if it was at the manchester airport.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:11:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.



They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC.


At least 10
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:14:20 PM EDT
I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:15:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 12:16:58 PM EDT by GotGuns]
Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.



ETA NVM, I'm getting slow...
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:15:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.



They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC.


At least 10


I couldn't be sure. It has certainly been a while.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:17:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 12:19:49 PM EDT by WildMadDog]
Originally Posted By VBC:
I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact.


Until you lean a bit, and fall of that sumbitch!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:18:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VBC:
I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact.


Just make sure you raise the seat before pissing!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:18:11 PM EDT
Is this it?




If so, pretty cool.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:23:42 PM EDT
poop thread
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:24:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:26:24 PM EDT


The pussification of america has taken a serious hold apparently.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:29:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eclark53520:


The pussification of america has taken a serious hold apparently.


Not wanting a stranger's shit/piss/other bodily fluids on me =/= being a pussy.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:32:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
They have had them for years. The joke is that the dirty plastic goes in one side of the dispenser and comes right back out the other side. You only think you are getting a clean seat!

Sort of like the endless towel.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:33:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.



They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC.


Actually been there since 95 IIRC
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:35:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VBC:
I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact.


Yes, but what would hover you would probably launch me...if you get my drift
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:40:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
poop thread


Poop thread!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:43:53 PM EDT
The last time I was in a bathroom at O'Hara some asshole fired up a cigarette in the men's room.

Place filled with cops all trying to figure out who was the poip.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:45:56 PM EDT
I went to a restaurant in CT that had those contraptions. It had to have been at least 15 years ago. As I have an aversion to public restrooms, I give them a thumbs up.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:59:33 PM EDT
Thats cool but after living in Africa for two years the state of toilets in the US isn't so bad.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:04:33 PM EDT
How do you know it's new and doesn't just rotate around in a circle?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:33:52 PM EDT
its the perfect item for the OCD/germaphobe person.. Howie Mandel's wife bought him one for their house..

Brian
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:36:22 PM EDT
Great, now I don't have to crap in the shitter, I can just take a massive dump on the seat then spray my piss all over the walls.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:36:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 3:38:11 PM EDT by AbleArcher]


Take out of your pack, remove individual wipe, throw onto seat, rub around seat with foot and you're good to go
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:37:59 PM EDT
poop thread

IBTL
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:40:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
Originally Posted By 40xb-shooter:
Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.



They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC.


At least 10


They had them about 13 years ago. I flew through Chicago the spring before my son was born.

I was as amazed as the OP.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:47:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
poop thread


Poop thread!


Mods are a bit slower on this one I see.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:11:13 PM EDT
Hawrd Hughes wood have appruved
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:29:24 PM EDT
Welcome to five years ago, those dyson hand dryers must have blown your mind.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:31:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bluewaterheaven:

Originally Posted By James23:

Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities.

I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta.


I was near the Virgin Terminal


And saw the automatic ass thing? Hmmm.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:33:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MadCowRacer:
Welcome to five years ago, those dyson hand dryers must have blown your mind.


I thought they were cool!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:39:18 PM EDT
LOL suckas. the plastic goes into the tank to be rinsed and is squeegeed as it goes back onto the seat.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:53:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mamacujo:
I went to a restaurant in CT that had those contraptions. It had to have been at least 15 years ago. As I have an aversion to public restrooms, I give them a thumbs up.


Not the best terminology for a compliment in this thread...
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