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Posted: 12/2/2013 4:53:35 PM EST
Can you believe this shit? Read the letter then scroll down to see the video response. Don't you just want to punch her fucking lights out?

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/comment-page-29/#comment-2764574
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:02:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/2/2013 5:03:02 PM EST by Papaw]
I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:13:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Papaw:
I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode.
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My response would be that I am unable to attend.

Oh, and fuck you, Marney.

(I did not watch the video)
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:18:29 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Him:


My response would be that I am unable to attend.

Oh, and fuck you, Marney.

(I did not watch the video)
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Originally Posted By Him:
Originally Posted By Papaw:
I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode.


My response would be that I am unable to attend.

Oh, and fuck you, Marney.

(I did not watch the video)




You REALLY need to watch it, (with the volume on 6, and regulation equalization)

(Oh, why do I bother, you're not going to follow my instructions anyways )



Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:20:11 PM EST
She reminds me of Sarah Palin.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:22:21 PM EST
Mom can't make a pecan pie worth a shit, but at least she isn't a crazy bitch.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:24:00 PM EST
She reminds me of the dentist's wife on The Hangover.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:24:12 PM EST
It's a lid. Stackable. A lid. Stackable.

Sombody's got OCD at Marney's house and it's MARNEY
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:25:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GADeerHunter:
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Nancy Pelosi.





Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:27:14 PM EST
My family always does a ridiculous Thanksgiving similar to something out of Southern Living. I can sympathize with Marney's victims.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:28:19 PM EST
Bless her heart....
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:32:16 PM EST
Holy shit @ that video response. Some poor bastard has to LIVE with that nit picky bitch.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:36:45 PM EST
LOL...I'd bring a paper bag of dog shit, put it on the front step, light it, knock on the door, and stand there.

And yes, I do mean I'd do that as a "family member".

I might even do it a few years in a row, if I was still invited after the first display of my displeasure.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:37:48 PM EST
Holy shit. Her response when he asks if the Amy Misto family brought a pie.

Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:39:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/2/2013 5:41:28 PM EST by crashburnrepeat]
that woman is insane. you could see she was struggling to not start shrieking at the interviewer and start throwing things.

my mom is a little bit like this and it was a little disconcerting watching that. without the camera, she'd have been shrieking, berating him and probably throwing stuff. she's either not married, or she beats the SHIT out of her husband and everyone in her family.


I'd literally bring my food in a sieve lined with saran wrap and a spork.
and I'd bring the wrong thing.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:42:48 PM EST
Some poor guy wakes up beside her every day.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:42:56 PM EST
When I read EVOO, I knew she was a bitch.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:43:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SemperFo:
Holy shit. Her response when he asks if the Amy Misto family brought a pie.

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Quite exelant
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:52:05 PM EST
It's funny that she specified Clos Du Bois so specifically (and more than once).

All the shit $7 bottles of wine in the world and she's hung up on this exact one??

Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:52:58 PM EST
hm never considered the stackable thing...i guess our gatherings are never so big that i have to worry about stacking shit on a table; makes sense though.

i think she's just misunderstood
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:53:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fiver:
It's funny that she specified Clos Du Bois so specifically (and more than once).

All the shit $7 bottles of wine in the world and she's hung up on this exact one??

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Something tells me that bitch is toasted all the time and just wanted her favorite.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:54:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/2/2013 5:58:18 PM EST by dtux]
Good lord

Originally Posted By raider00:
When I read EVOO, I knew she was a bitch.
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I had to look up what "EVOO" was. I don't believe I've ever heard that bit of yuppie bullshit before...but I've only harvested the olives, made the stuff and used it on an everyday basis for years though, how was I to know?
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 5:57:55 PM EST
That lady is bat shit crazy.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:01:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MiloBloom:




You REALLY need to watch it, (with the volume on 6, and regulation equalization)

(Oh, why do I bother, you're not going to follow my instructions anyways )



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Originally Posted By MiloBloom:
Originally Posted By Him:
Originally Posted By Papaw:
I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode.


My response would be that I am unable to attend.

Oh, and fuck you, Marney.

(I did not watch the video)




You REALLY need to watch it, (with the volume on 6, and regulation equalization)

(Oh, why do I bother, you're not going to follow my instructions anyways )





THe video actually REALLY complements the letter.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:02:28 PM EST
I would have mailed a couple Big Macs ahead of time in preparation. Then I would have arrived with smashed PB&J sandwiches.

With the crust.

In non-regulation bags.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:04:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By dtux:

I had to look up what "EVOO" was. I don't believe I've ever heard that bit of yuppie bullshit before...

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You can thank this woman for giving that gift to the world.


Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:12:55 PM EST
Exactly!
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:23:29 PM EST
"Marney" is ripe for good humorous torture, the kind that only family can serve up.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:25:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bloodsport2885:
Something tells me that bitch is toasted all the time and just wanted her favorite.
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Originally Posted By bloodsport2885:
Originally Posted By fiver:
It's funny that she specified Clos Du Bois so specifically (and more than once).

All the shit $7 bottles of wine in the world and she's hung up on this exact one??

Something tells me that bitch is toasted all the time and just wanted her favorite.


I'm guilty of liking that wine, even the Merlot as well, not much of a wine drinker though. My brother on the other hand, when I brought that wine to his house he didn't even bother to refrigerate it until dinner and just put ice cubes in it. Lol I didn't ask him of his opinion of the wine...
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:26:12 PM EST
Yes I'd have a lot of fun with someone like that...I'm thinking I'd bring exactly what she asked for in a casserole like she asked but I would have taken my nail gun and some scrap wood and built a crate around it.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:32:58 PM EST
It doesn't take an expert to tell she is Bug-Shit-Crazy!
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:33:31 PM EST
"Oh, a letter from so and so!"

"words, words, words I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS" "words, words, Thanksgiving instructions and orders"

Shredder: BZRRRP
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:40:25 PM EST
I live to fuck with people who want everything done their way...

Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:41:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fiver:

You can thank this woman for giving that gift to the world.

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/aplusdiy/B0042H5RBE/53250_Lifestyle300px.jpg
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Originally Posted By fiver:
Originally Posted By dtux:

I had to look up what "EVOO" was. I don't believe I've ever heard that bit of yuppie bullshit before...


You can thank this woman for giving that gift to the world.

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/aplusdiy/B0042H5RBE/53250_Lifestyle300px.jpg



That's no woman. It's an indignant uptight self righteous space station of a cunt.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:44:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Thedude27:
Yes I'd have a lot of fun with someone like that...I'm thinking I'd bring exactly what she asked for in a casserole like she asked but I would have taken my nail gun and some scrap wood and built a crate around it.
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Casserole inside a locked safe.

Pumpkin pie buried inside 87 tupperware containers like a Ukrainian nesting doll

Platter of hors d'oeuvres with a 100 lb plate attached underneath

Steel forks and spoons on a rare earth magnet

The possibilities are endless.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:48:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Him:


My response would be that I am unable to attend.

Oh, and fuck you, Marney.

(I did not watch the video)
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Originally Posted By Him:
Originally Posted By Papaw:
I would bring my contribution in a ziplock bag just to see her OCD head explode.


My response would be that I am unable to attend.

Oh, and fuck you, Marney.

(I did not watch the video)


This.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:50:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By raider00:
When I read EVOO, I knew she was a bitch.
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Had to google it.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:54:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/2/2013 7:02:17 PM EST by MiloBloom]
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Originally Posted By Thedude27:
Yes I'd have a lot of fun with someone like that...I'm thinking I'd bring exactly what she asked for in a casserole like she asked but I would have taken my nail gun and some scrap wood and built a crate around it.
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Like a Groobee ?



ETA:






Link Posted: 12/2/2013 6:57:45 PM EST
Not one shit would be given. I'd find a different place to have the holiday... far away from this psycho bitch.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:02:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:11:35 PM EST
Did she answer the pumpkin and apple pie question or just move her head
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:15:16 PM EST
Kids, as if this isn't drilled into your head daily here, please pay attention.....


DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:22:03 PM EST
I can appreciate her dedication to order, but she will murder someone one day
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:25:40 PM EST
I'ed hit it.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:32:08 PM EST
OMG that's my ex. Trying living with that for 20 years you fuckers.

Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:33:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By hkmp5s:
I'ed hit it.
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I wish an IED hit it
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:37:56 PM EST
Why did she even do this interview when she wouldn't say anything?
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:46:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By LoganSackett:
I would have mailed a couple Big Macs ahead of time in preparation. Then I would have arrived with smashed PB&J sandwiches.

With the crust.

In non-regulation bags.
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each bag a different size......and brand
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:50:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Your1Savior:



I wish an IED hit it
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Originally Posted By Your1Savior:
Originally Posted By hkmp5s:
I'ed hit it.



I wish an IED hit it

I call thirdsys! She looks like my GF's mom ahahhahaaa
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:52:18 PM EST
That video contains the definition of crazy eyes.
Link Posted: 12/2/2013 7:55:06 PM EST
That woman is undoubtedly an Auditor or Compliance manager. If not she missed her calling.
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