The TPS report with BOTD. Didn't you get the memo?

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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:58:47 PM EDT

Looking at getting a chrome bolt carrier for my Oly, mainly as bling-bling. By I suspect I may get more Thrusts per squeeze out of it.

How much more Thrusts per squeeze do your accessories give your weapon???

Can you stack TPS's like you can stack Horsepower, or what???

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:00:56 PM EDT

[#1]

Not how much... how many.

And lots.

Anything previously banned is +5.

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:04:37 PM EDT

[#2]

For the biggest thrust per squeeze just invest in a gun that sprays bigger pieces of bullet.

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:21:01 PM EDT

[#3]

2.3 psi...

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:23:09 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
For the biggest thrust per squeeze just invest in a gun that sprays bigger pieces of bullet.

Your logic is sooooooo 1 dimensional.

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:28:40 PM EDT

[#5]

I estimate that a chrome bolt carrier may add up to 20% more Thrusts per Squeeze.

These are some other numbers I've come up with while ~~Trolling~~ researching on the net.

Color the word "Fire" red = 5% increase in Thrusts per Squeeze
Color the word "Safe" white = 5% increase in TPS
Color Model and caliber designators = 7.25% increase

Tactical Flashlight = 20% increases in Thrusts per Squeeze
"BANNED" evil features = 10% more Thrusts per Squeeze per Evil feature

Any other figures you can come up with???

ETA: Mandy Moore adds an estimated 69% Moore Thrusts per Squeeze

From FLAL1A's research:

All figures are for rifle TPS. I do not have the logarithms to calculate handgun TPS.

Clip or cinch mags together: 2 mags, +8% TPS; 3 mags; +15% TPS.

Wraparound "high-speed" shades while shooting: +2% TPS

BDUs bloused over boots while shooting: +21% TPS

BDUs tucked into socks while wearing loafers while shooting: -40% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/1911, M9, or HK handgun: +9% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/Lorcin, Hi-Point, or Iver Johnson handgun: -32.6% TPS.

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from employer: -4% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from wife: -9% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from mistress: +6% TPS

Interrupt shooting for cell call confirming tavern will be open when shooting is finished: +19% TPS

Do-rag: -3% TPS

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:30:04 PM EDT

[#6]

Seven, max...probably more like five or six...not worth the trouble or expense.

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:35:38 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Thrusts per squeeze

For some reason I thought I should respond to this...I don't know why...

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:41:58 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I estimate that a chrome bolt carrier may add up to 20% more Thrusts per Squeeze.

These are some other numbers I've come up with while ~~Trolling~~ researching on the net.

Color the word "Fire" red = 5% increase in Thrusts per Squeeze
Color the word "Safe" white = 5% increase in TPS
Color Model and caliber designators = 7.25% increase

Tactical Flashlight = 20% increases in Thrusts per Squeeze
"BANNED" evil features = 10% more Thrusts per Squeeze per Evil feature

Any other figures you can come up with???

All figures are for rifle TPS. I do not have the logarithms to calculate handgun TPS.

Clip or cinch mags together: 2 mags, +8% TPS; 3 mags; +15% TPS.

Wraparound "high-speed" shades while shooting: +2% TPS

BDUs bloused over boots while shooting: +21% TPS

BDUs tucked into socks while wearing loafers while shooting: -40% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/1911, M9, or HK handgun: +9% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/Lorcin, Hi-Point, or Iver Johnson handgun: -32.6% TPS.

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from employer: -4% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from wife: -9% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from mistress: +6% TPS

Interrupt shooting for cell call confirming tavern will be open when shooting is finished: +19% TPS

Do-rag: -3% TPS

That's everything I had in my notebook.

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:43:32 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I estimate that a chrome bolt carrier may add up to 20% more Thrusts per Squeeze.

These are some other numbers I've come up with while ~~Trolling~~ researching on the net.

Color the word "Fire" red = 5% increase in Thrusts per Squeeze
Color the word "Safe" white = 5% increase in TPS
Color Model and caliber designators = 7.25% increase

Tactical Flashlight = 20% increases in Thrusts per Squeeze
"BANNED" evil features = 10% more Thrusts per Squeeze per Evil feature

Any other figures you can come up with???

ETA: Mandy Moore adds an estimated 69% Moore Thrusts per Squeeze

www.pophotties.com/Mandypicsfolder/Bikini/images/Mandybik1.jpg

<gasp>

I have just discovered the elusive meaning of the "TPS report."

Posted: 10/19/2004 3:47:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
<gasp>

I have just discovered the elusive meaning of the "TPS report."

FUCKIN A!!!!

* Thread title updated to reflect this Totally Amazing Discovery!

Posted: 10/19/2004 5:09:48 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
For the biggest thrust per squeeze just invest in a gun that sprays bigger pieces of bullet.

Your logic is sooooooo 1 dimensional.

It appears that you are missing the reference to the AR10.

What? You didn't think I was talking about something non-AR related did you!?

Posted: 10/19/2004 5:13:57 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

It appears that you are missing the reference to the AR10.

What? You didn't think I was talking about something non-AR related did you!?

Yeah, apparently that one over flew me at FL 350

Posted: 10/19/2004 5:16:00 PM EDT

[#13]

Mandy Moore

Posted: 10/19/2004 5:30:53 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Mandy Moore

Fuckin A!!!

how bout some Moore??? I'd like to bump fire all over this BOTD:

Posted: 10/19/2004 5:46:38 PM EDT

[#15]

hm, someone a fan of office space?

"did you get the memo about the TPS reports? they all have to have a cover sheet now"

Posted: 10/19/2004 5:57:09 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
hm, someone a fan of office space?

"did you get the memo about the TPS reports? they all have to have a cover sheet now"

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

Posted: 10/19/2004 6:00:15 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
hm, someone a fan of office space?

"did you get the memo about the TPS reports? they all have to have a cover sheet now"

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

"PC Load Letter? What the fcuk is that!?!"