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Posted: 10/19/2004 1:58:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 2:48:55 PM EST by nationwide]
Looking at getting a chrome bolt carrier for my Oly, mainly as bling-bling. By I suspect I may get more Thrusts per squeeze out of it.

How much more Thrusts per squeeze do your accessories give your weapon???

Can you stack TPS's like you can stack Horsepower, or what???

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:00:56 PM EST
Not how much... how many.

And lots.

Anything previously banned is +5.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:04:37 PM EST
For the biggest thrust per squeeze just invest in a gun that sprays bigger pieces of bullet.

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:21:01 PM EST
2.3 psi...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:23:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
For the biggest thrust per squeeze just invest in a gun that sprays bigger pieces of bullet.





Your logic is sooooooo 1 dimensional.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:28:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 2:52:04 PM EST by nationwide]
I estimate that a chrome bolt carrier may add up to 20% more Thrusts per Squeeze.

These are some other numbers I've come up with while Trolling researching on the net.

Color the word "Fire" red = 5% increase in Thrusts per Squeeze
Color the word "Safe" white = 5% increase in TPS
Color Model and caliber designators = 7.25% increase

Tactical Flashlight = 20% increases in Thrusts per Squeeze
"BANNED" evil features = 10% more Thrusts per Squeeze per Evil feature

Any other figures you can come up with???

ETA: Mandy Moore adds an estimated 69% Moore Thrusts per Squeeze




From FLAL1A's research:


All figures are for rifle TPS. I do not have the logarithms to calculate handgun TPS.

Clip or cinch mags together: 2 mags, +8% TPS; 3 mags; +15% TPS.

Wraparound "high-speed" shades while shooting: +2% TPS

BDUs bloused over boots while shooting: +21% TPS

BDUs tucked into socks while wearing loafers while shooting: -40% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/1911, M9, or HK handgun: +9% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/Lorcin, Hi-Point, or Iver Johnson handgun: -32.6% TPS.

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from employer: -4% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from wife: -9% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from mistress: +6% TPS

Interrupt shooting for cell call confirming tavern will be open when shooting is finished: +19% TPS

Do-rag: -3% TPS

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:30:04 PM EST
Seven, max...probably more like five or six...not worth the trouble or expense.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:35:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Thrusts per squeeze



For some reason I thought I should respond to this...I don't know why...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:41:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By nationwide:
I estimate that a chrome bolt carrier may add up to 20% more Thrusts per Squeeze.

These are some other numbers I've come up with while Trolling researching on the net.

Color the word "Fire" red = 5% increase in Thrusts per Squeeze
Color the word "Safe" white = 5% increase in TPS
Color Model and caliber designators = 7.25% increase

Tactical Flashlight = 20% increases in Thrusts per Squeeze
"BANNED" evil features = 10% more Thrusts per Squeeze per Evil feature

Any other figures you can come up with???



All figures are for rifle TPS. I do not have the logarithms to calculate handgun TPS.

Clip or cinch mags together: 2 mags, +8% TPS; 3 mags; +15% TPS.

Wraparound "high-speed" shades while shooting: +2% TPS

BDUs bloused over boots while shooting: +21% TPS

BDUs tucked into socks while wearing loafers while shooting: -40% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/1911, M9, or HK handgun: +9% TPS

Wearing drop-leg rig w/Lorcin, Hi-Point, or Iver Johnson handgun: -32.6% TPS.

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from employer: -4% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from wife: -9% TPS

Interrupt shooting to take cell call from mistress: +6% TPS

Interrupt shooting for cell call confirming tavern will be open when shooting is finished: +19% TPS

Do-rag: -3% TPS

That's everything I had in my notebook.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:43:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 2:45:49 PM EST by the]

Originally Posted By nationwide:
I estimate that a chrome bolt carrier may add up to 20% more Thrusts per Squeeze.

These are some other numbers I've come up with while Trolling researching on the net.

Color the word "Fire" red = 5% increase in Thrusts per Squeeze
Color the word "Safe" white = 5% increase in TPS
Color Model and caliber designators = 7.25% increase

Tactical Flashlight = 20% increases in Thrusts per Squeeze
"BANNED" evil features = 10% more Thrusts per Squeeze per Evil feature

Any other figures you can come up with???

ETA: Mandy Moore adds an estimated 69% Moore Thrusts per Squeeze

www.pophotties.com/Mandypicsfolder/Bikini/images/Mandybik1.jpg



<gasp>

I have just discovered the elusive meaning of the "TPS report."
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:47:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 2:50:34 PM EST by nationwide]

Originally Posted By the:
<gasp>

I have just discovered the elusive meaning of the "TPS report."



FUCKIN A!!!!


* Thread title updated to reflect this Totally Amazing Discovery!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:09:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
For the biggest thrust per squeeze just invest in a gun that sprays bigger pieces of bullet.





Your logic is sooooooo 1 dimensional.



It appears that you are missing the reference to the AR10.

What? You didn't think I was talking about something non-AR related did you!?

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:13:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

It appears that you are missing the reference to the AR10.

What? You didn't think I was talking about something non-AR related did you!?




Yeah, apparently that one over flew me at FL 350
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:16:00 PM EST
Mandy Moore
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:30:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Mandy Moore



Fuckin A!!!

how bout some Moore??? I'd like to bump fire all over this BOTD:

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:46:38 PM EST
hm, someone a fan of office space?

"did you get the memo about the TPS reports? they all have to have a cover sheet now"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:57:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By legalese77:
hm, someone a fan of office space?

"did you get the memo about the TPS reports? they all have to have a cover sheet now"



Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:00:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By davidenorth:

Originally Posted By legalese77:
hm, someone a fan of office space?

"did you get the memo about the TPS reports? they all have to have a cover sheet now"



Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!



"PC Load Letter? What the fcuk is that!?!"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:46:51 PM EST
It feels good to be a gangster.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:50:19 PM EST
TPS reports!

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:53:50 PM EST
This thread was made for people with short attention spans. Bolt Carrier - statistics - Mandy Moore - Office Space........what's next?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:54:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By SS109:

God Damn! It feels good to be a gangster.




Fixed it for you
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