This was my morning :

OK so I get up and the coffee going before I jump
in the shower .  I get out of the shower , get dressed
and grab a nice fresh cup of coffee and sit down at
my desk to check up on the forums here and enjoy
cup of life’s blood .

I grab the full to the brim cup and carefully bring
it to my lips to take that first sip . Just as it's
about 2mm from my mouth .

THE DAMN HANDLE BREAKS OFF THE CUP !

The cup hits the edge of the desk and dumps It's
steaming contents across the keyboard and into my lap

As I jump up , my chair goes flying backwards into the
table behind me and knocks over the full flower vase that
was on it . The vase rolls off the table and falls into
the open gun case on the floor below it , shattering
on the two guns in it . Covering them with broken glass
water and vegetation

$#@&^%$#@  !!!!!!

That situation could have been alot worse. It could have been me.

Quoted: This was my morning : . . . The cup hits the edge of the desk and dumps It's steaming contents across the keyboard and into my lap . . .

You could sue yourself for millions!

Don't worry, it'll get better.

Spend less money on guns and buy better coffee mugs.

Quoted: You could sue yourself for millions! Don't worry, it'll get better.

Think I could get the Govt to come in
and clean up my mess for me