This was my morning :
OK so I get up and the coffee going before I jump
in the shower . I get out of the shower , get dressed
and grab a nice fresh cup of coffee and sit down at
my desk to check up on the forums here and enjoy
cup of life’s blood .
I grab the full to the brim cup and carefully bring
it to my lips to take that first sip . Just as it's
about 2mm from my mouth .
THE DAMN HANDLE BREAKS OFF THE CUP !
The cup hits the edge of the desk and dumps It's
steaming contents across the keyboard and into my lap
As I jump up , my chair goes flying backwards into the
table behind me and knocks over the full flower vase that
was on it . The vase rolls off the table and falls into
the open gun case on the floor below it , shattering
on the two guns in it . Covering them with broken glass
water and vegetation
That situation could have been alot worse. It could have been me.
You could sue yourself for millions!
Don't worry, it'll get better.
Spend less money on guns and buy better coffee mugs.
Think I could get the Govt to come in
and clean up my mess for me