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Posted: 4/19/2016 9:10:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/19/2016 9:11:46 PM EDT by Frank_B]
If you suspect that your significant other is bringing others into your bedroom, you could have an adult conversation about it or seek couple's counseling. Alternatively, you can buy a $1,700 smart mattress called the Smarttress that will tell you when your partner is having sex with someone that isn't you.

Smarttress is the invention of Durmet, a Spanish mattress company that was inspired by the fact that Madrid has the highest number of cheating spouses in Europe. It features 24 sensors within the springs, which the company calls the "Lover Detection System."

These sensors know which areas of the mattress are receiving pressure and make a 3D map of the bed. These maps are shared via a smartphone app to tell you about impacts per minute, frequency, time of use, duration, speed and other data. It will send the alert when it detects what it considers suspicious movement...
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Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:16:48 PM EDT
Information overload.

Unless you're a voyuer or a cuck, why the fuck do you need to know rate and rythm?
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:22:18 PM EDT
Couldn't you just tape a voice activated recorder to the underside of the bed?
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:26:04 PM EDT
If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:27:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.
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Holy fuck this.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:30:56 PM EDT
If i ask for this for my birthday, would my mom be able to tell when im jerkin it???

Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:32:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.
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No kidding.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:32:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hunterkiller4u:
If i ask for this for my birthday, would my mom be able to tell when im jerkin it???

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Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:34:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:34:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NeoSaffiru:
Information overload.

Unless you're a voyuer or a cuck, why the fuck do you need to know rate and rythm?
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Thump!Thump!Thump!Thump!Thump!Thump!Thump!Thump!

"Hmmm, Got to be my neighbor Steve, he runs daily and is in great shape. Hard to hold that against her, to be honest"

Thump... Thump... Thump..............ThumpCreeeeak

"Oh, Mr. Voorhees, you fat bastard! I can't believe she'd stoop that low. I feel insulted."

ThumpThump! ThumpThump! ThumpThumpThump! ThumpThump!

"Why is that... that's so familiar but I can't... You know it sort of reminds me of back when OH MY GOD, DAD!"
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 10:11:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By squashpup:
Couldn't you just tape a voice activated recorder to the underside of the bed?
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Or just come home early, often?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:19:06 AM EDT



These sensors know which areas of the mattress are receiving pressure and make a 3D map of the bed. These maps are shared via a smartphone app to tell you about impacts per minute, frequency, time of use, duration, speed and other data. It will send the alert when it detects what it considers suspicious movement.






Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:23:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2016 5:25:51 AM EDT by Caboose314]
If one of my friends bought this hilarity would ensue

The first time he checked the data:
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:56:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.
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Yep may as well give the $1700 to a lawyer.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:57:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By fla556guy:


Holy fuck this.
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Originally Posted By fla556guy:
Originally Posted By Some_Beach:
If you're to the point in your relationship that you'd buy a $1700 mattress that tells you how hard your whore of a spouse is getting / giving, then your relationship is already over and you need to admit it.


Holy fuck this.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:33:26 AM EDT
$1700 mattress or $100 covert webcam...
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