The STAR WARS Bread Hating Conspiracy.... (Now with Poll) Bread is in the Bible but NOT in Star Wars

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The STAR WARS Bread Hating Conspiracy.... (Now with Poll) Bread is in the Bible but NOT in Star Wars

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:27:04 AM EDT

Is there ANY mention of BREAD in Star Wars??

Do any of the characters in Star Wars EVER eat bread in the movie???

Coincidence??? I doubt it.

Just further PROOF of the conspiracy afoot to BAN BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Bread is in the Bible, but NOT in Star Wars! Is Star Wars the work of the devil????

The disturbing lack of bread in Star Wars is yet another example of Hollywood trying to destroy everything in the Bible. Hollywood hates anything that is good and this is just the latest PROOF.

Discuss....

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:29:38 AM EDT

[#1]

Well, they did eat bread in the 1st Star Wars, which is actually the 4th, but who is counting.

I think in a galaxy far far away that they do not really need bread, unless they are poor, because it was already baned by the Trade union.

Bread is really what the whole movie was about, why do you think they rebles were fighting for

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:31:48 AM EDT

[#2]

Ah yes, they did eat bread in the original Star Wars movie..... but it was QUICKLY ELIMINATED from any other Star Wars movies!

I did not see Yoda eat any bread at his house in the swamp, Chewbacca never had any toast, and you NEVER saw Jar JAr Binks with a bagel.

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:34:54 AM EDT

[#3]

True, Ankin banned it because he burned his toast and it went to the dark side.

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:39:55 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
True, Ankin banned it because he burned his toast and it went to the dark side.

Exactly!!!!

Hollywood does not want us to eat BREAD, God said Bread is good. Hollywood hates God and Carbs. Therefore there is no mention of God or BREAD in STAR WARS.

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:43:04 AM EDT

[#5]

I find the lack of bread disturbing

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:44:57 AM EDT

[#6]

FURTHER EVIDENCE OF THE CONSPIRACY......

THE PICTURE BELOW IS A WONDER BREAD LABEL FROM THE 1970'S, THEY USED TO GIVE AWAY FREE STAR WARS TRADING CARDS IN THE PACKAGE OF BREAD, BUT THEY WERE STOPPED BY THE BREAD BANNERS IN HOLLYWOOD....

And notice the loaf of Wonder at the bottom of this ad.......

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:52:52 AM EDT

[#7]

Lucas sure made a lot of "Bread" off thoes star wars movies

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:56:49 AM EDT

[#8]

I hear bread is being replaced by the X-wing fighter anyway.

Posted: 5/19/2005 11:58:39 AM EDT

[#9]

Maybe bread is the future gold and it is all locked up at Fort Deguba

Posted: 5/19/2005 12:15:05 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I hear bread is being replaced by the X-wing fighter anyway.

No, the Xwing is replacing the Super Hornet, bread is being replaced by MARPAT Muffins.

Posted: 5/19/2005 12:18:36 PM EDT

[#11]

Wonder

what they will look like

Posted: 5/19/2005 12:21:14 PM EDT

[#12]

Even a rat likes bread, unfortunately this one got caught in the loaf.....

Posted: 5/19/2005 12:32:10 PM EDT

[#13]

It's a little-known fact that George Lucas has a deep-rooted fear of bread. Apparently, while playing after school with some friends, one of them placed an empty bread bag over his head, nearly suffocating him. Darth Vader's breathing sounds supposedly are similar to what Lucas experienced during that prank.

Posted: 5/19/2005 12:37:37 PM EDT

[#14]

Luke, I am your bread....

Posted: 5/19/2005 1:24:59 PM EDT

[#15]

spam

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