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Posted: 9/18/2009 5:25:43 AM EST
Feel free to improve as you see fit....

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on American Idol or Monday Night Football,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Pepsi
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Obama
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Eric
Holder, Tim Geithner and Joe Biden to eat
imported lobster in a Montana hangar.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by the
MSNBC and will not star Goldman
Sachs and Jim Cramer or PETA and Oprah.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and your spouse
Defending your home against illegal immigrant home invaders,
or trying to trying to retire on a defunct 401k.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of Black Panthers keeping
citizens from voting in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Acorn workers registering dead
brothers to vote in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Glenn Beck being
run out of Fox on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of patriots strolling through Washington D.C. in Red, White and Blue demonstrating and protesting
against big government and encroaching Statism
on this or any other any occasion.

America’s Got Talent, CNN, and 30
Rock will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Zach finally gets down with
Liza on All My Children because conservative people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of businessmen and women
capitalists and Sarah Palin giving the Democrats another black eye.
The theme song will not be written by Kanye West,
Beyonce, nor sung by The Black Eyed Peas, Ludacris, Snoop Dog, Sean Paul, or Lil Wayne.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back
after a message about a music award, sports highlight, or entertainment news.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:27:44 AM EST
6/10

Needs more cowbell.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:30:23 AM EST
OP, where did that come from?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:30:58 AM EST
The Black Poets' Society is asking for their royalties. Or, come the Revolution, your gonna be standing on 125th st. waiting for the last gypsie taxicab out of Harlem.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:32:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 5:33:07 AM EST by Colby]
Gil Scott Heron's black revolutionary poem––––I changed it to suit my needs. The title is the same, but the message is completely different.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:35:30 AM EST
A rat done bit my sister Nell, while whiteys on the moon.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:37:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By Colby:
Gil Scott Heron's black revolutionary poem––––I changed it to suit my needs. The title is the same, but the message is completely different.


Thanks. Interesting.
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