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Posted: 9/12/2005 2:09:18 PM EDT
www.qsleeper.com/

holy crap!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:11:50 PM EDT
it has a built in crapper!..

eat onion rings and taco's all day then seal it up with you and the wife, then take a dump in it!

Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:13:08 PM EDT
Safe sex?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:16:50 PM EDT
What's to prevent someone from breaking into their home and then placing a few dozen cinderblocks on top to prevent the occupants from escaping?

It could then be doused with gasoline and then a match could be lit to turn their "safe area" into a crematorium.

Novel idea, but I wouldn't be caught dead inside one (no pun intended).
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:25:58 PM EDT
lol

sucks to a have the rebreather fail when your napping
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:32:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:33:12 PM EDT
It appears that the entire thing runs on commercial AC power. What's to prevent a bad guy from killing the power to the thing? Overall, I think it's just about as stupid an idea as I've seen in a LOOOOONG time.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:35:13 PM EDT
Looks like a death trap to me. I wonder what the heck kindof "toiletry system" it has and how it works.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:09:16 PM EDT

Without port firing positions it isn't acceptable.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:16:44 PM EDT
Should be renamed to the "Darwin Box"
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:19:50 PM EDT
Can someone photochop this as the Dutch Oven? I would love to have something like this for no other reason that to force my wife to smell my farts.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:31:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:
Looks like a death trap to me. I wonder what the heck kindof "toiletry system" it has and how it works.



Onboard monkey gathers the turds and flings 'em at anybody that comes near. Needs built in floatation devices to pass code in New Orleans.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:39:47 PM EDT

The average cost of the Quantum Sleeper is estimated at about $160,000.00


Dayum, that is one expensive coffin!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:45:15 PM EDT
If we live in a day to where we have to resort to this kinda stuff please kill me now...
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:47:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2005 3:50:05 PM EDT by Bob1984]

Originally Posted By CJan_NH:
What's to prevent someone from breaking into their home and then placing a few dozen cinderblocks on top to prevent the occupants from escaping?

It could then be doused with gasoline and then a match could be lit to turn their "safe area" into a crematorium.

Novel idea, but I wouldn't be caught dead inside one (no pun intended).



Yep, that and escaping from it in the event of a natural disaster. Even if you survive inside the thing for a time, suffocation and dehydration will still kill you. Would make a cute coffin, though. ETA: says something in the details about being able to customize it with projectile weapons and tear gas. Sounds like some tin-foil guys might like one of these
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:50:57 PM EDT
If you could afford that, you could afford a ''safe room". On the other hand, if you could afford both, it may provide another place to hide should all your security be breached and intruders were at the bedroom door. It could privide you enought time for .gov to save your bum.

Me? I prefer the Claymore 2000.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:08:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Safe sex?



Sex safe, actually.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:16:01 PM EDT
You couldn't get me in that thing. No way, no how.

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I'm claustrophobic.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:17:38 PM EDT
The ultimate Dutch oven.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:02:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
If you could afford that, you could afford a ''safe room". On the other hand, if you could afford both, it may provide another place to hide should all your security be breached and intruders were at the bedroom door. It could privide you enought time for .gov to save your bum.

Me? I prefer the Claymore 2000.



There's your trouble.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:03:50 AM EDT
That thing must be tin-foil lined...
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:04:48 AM EDT
Uh..... Not just no, but FUCK no!

Geez, that's NUTS!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:24:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CJan_NH:
What's to prevent someone from breaking into their home and then placing a few dozen cinderblocks on top to prevent the occupants from escaping?

It could then be doused with gasoline and then a match could be lit to turn their "safe area" into a crematorium.

.



But the question is, is your average night time robber entering your home with a truck load of cinderblocks, some gasoline, and a pack of matches - OR - are they more likely to have a knife and/or gun?

No defense is perfect, but it looks like they are trying to find a way to keep you safer than just sleeping on a bed (especially if you're a deep sleeper). I'm sure for the sheeple (people who can't or won't defend themselves this is an improved 'safe room'.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:26:34 AM EDT
i'll bet it is hard to get it on in there.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:41:00 AM EDT
Come on people, we all KNOW why this was invented - Vampires. They are as real as Zombies. Now for the important question . . .

What's the best round for Vampires.
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