I don't look at caller ID before answering. If it is someone I want to talk to I talk. If it is a sales pitch I either hang up or fuck with them. Some days, fucking with them is the high point of the day.
This be Bob, tank for calling technical support.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, Sorry the Sherriff done took my credit cards
Tell me more, yes, interesting, MAMA IT'S FOR YOU!
Yes, yes, good, Can I tell you about My Lord the flying sgetti monster?
Yes, yes, yes, you sound hot, what are you wearing? I'll bet you are wearing your sexy pink panties (especially good when said to a man)