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Posted: 12/26/2005 7:01:48 PM EDT
dpmmn asked me to post this for him...so I shall do it for him...

I am present and accounted for!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:03:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Im here
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:03:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:04:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:05:00 PM EDT
[#4]
yo!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:05:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:06:01 PM EDT
[#6]
Aye!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:06:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Thanks deej86
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:08:36 PM EDT
[#8]
im here, barely huh va-gunnut?? lol
he'l know what im talking about
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:09:35 PM EDT
[#9]

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Thanks deej86


No problem Dan.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:10:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:12:00 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:12:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Yo!

This must be the official early bird edition!

Greetings!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:16:55 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm here
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:22:06 PM EDT
[#14]
I don't know where else to post this, but my mom threw a loaf of bread out of a third story window today.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:30:40 PM EDT
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I don't know where else to post this, but my mom threw a loaf of bread out of a third story window today.




Don't blame the bread, that's not how you get a yeast infection.


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:31:07 PM EDT
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I don't know where else to post this, but my mom threw a loaf of bread out of a third story window today.



Why?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:32:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:32:31 PM EDT
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I don't know where else to post this, but my mom threw a loaf of bread out of a third story window today.



Why?


She didn't want the bread my dad bought her...it wasn't fresh...but the store had no fresh bread and wouldn't get any till tomorrow.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:34:33 PM EDT
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Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear


?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:34:48 PM EDT
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I don't know where else to post this, but my mom threw a loaf of bread out of a third story window today.



Why?


She didn't want the bread my dad bought her...it wasn't fresh...but the store had no fresh bread and wouldn't get any till tomorrow.  




I took the bread back I got awhile back it tasted stale when I got it home
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:34:50 PM EDT
[#21]
Squueeeeeee......
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:37:19 PM EDT
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Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear


?



Don't ask, just start swinging.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:38:36 PM EDT
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Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear


?



Don't ask, just start swinging.


?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:39:15 PM EDT
[#24]

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Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear


?



Don't ask, just start swinging.




Go get a brick
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:41:32 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

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Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear


?



Don't ask, just start swinging.




Go get a brick


?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:42:27 PM EDT
[#26]
I'm here deej, but not for long.  I have to work tomorrow then I get to take my family over to San Antonio for the Alamo Bowl Wednesday.  We'll come back Thursday whether the Huskers win or not.

I'll be thinking of you over there!

HH
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:43:12 PM EDT
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Welcome to Teh Ghey This Thread is useless without NAMBLA links Care Bear

?


Don't ask, just start swinging.



Go get a brick

?

I am the signature virus, please put me in your signature so I can spread
Posted :: 12/26/2005 11:41:32 PM EST




I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair This thread makes me want to touch myself and eat Animal Crackers.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:43:51 PM EDT
[#28]
tagged for post whorage reasons
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:44:17 PM EDT
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I'm here deej, but not for long.  I have to work tomorrow then I get to take my family over to San Antonio for the Alamo Bowl Wednesday.  We'll come back Thursday whether the Huskers win or not.

I'll be thinking of you over there!

HH


Have fun!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:44:44 PM EDT
[#30]
Im hungry still.

I'll eat in the morning or at lunch
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:44:47 PM EDT
[#31]

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:46:38 PM EDT
[#32]

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tagged for post whorage reasons


+1

Present.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:48:36 PM EDT
[#33]
Yall have problems.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:48:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:50:11 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed


Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:52:10 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed


Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:54:49 PM EDT
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Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed


Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  




Also you got to hide your MGs and cash in your desk
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 7:57:44 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed


Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  




Also you got to hide your MGs and cash in your desk

Either you have a large desk or very small MG's.  
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:02:06 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed




I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret.





Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  



My goodness gracious! This thread gets more weird - but please do allow me to retort - friends, lovers, and concubines.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair! I treasure your furry pelt and happy go luck demeaner.

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Words to live by that my Pappi taught me as a long lad growing up in urban Nicaragua. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? whammy! Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy!


Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:02:53 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

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Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed


Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  




Also you got to hide your MGs and cash in your desk

Either you have a large desk or very small MG's.  




Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:03:41 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed




I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret.





Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  



My goodness gracious! This thread gets more weird - but please do allow me to retort - friends, lovers, and concubines.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair! I treasure your furry pelt and happy go luck demeaner.

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Words to live by that my Pappi taught me as a long lad growing up in urban Nicaragua. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? whammy! Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy!




You know, there are other movies out there, aside from Anchorman...
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:06:12 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

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Quoted:

Quoted:

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I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed




I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret.





Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  



My goodness gracious! This thread gets more weird - but please do allow me to retort - friends, lovers, and concubines.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair! I treasure your furry pelt and happy go luck demeaner.

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Words to live by that my Pappi taught me as a long lad growing up in urban Nicaragua. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? whammy! Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy!




You know, there are other movies out there, aside from Anchorman...



Very true kind sir, there are also more guns out there then the Daisy Red Ryder. I promise you I should upgrade my mental inventory of irrelative movie quotes when you do figure out the difference between the sound of an Airsoft firing vs. a Real Gun. But as all other arfcomers, I trust you have networked with people on your Hometown Forum to go shooting with them and for assistance in purchasing your first Firearms. I excitedly await to hear back buddy.

Good night - dear friend
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:06:41 PM EDT
[#43]
I have been noticing a pattern to most of posts lately and think I finally qualify .
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:07:36 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I love lamp .......I love desk ...........I love chair


what the hell are you talking about?




Lamp?  Light is your enemy


Desk, thats for stabbing when your pissed




I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret.





Chair, you punch that when your pissed, or kick it


ummm...okay.  



My goodness gracious! This thread gets more weird - but please do allow me to retort - friends, lovers, and concubines.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair! I treasure your furry pelt and happy go luck demeaner.

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Words to live by that my Pappi taught me as a long lad growing up in urban Nicaragua. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? whammy! Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy!




You know, there are other movies out there, aside from Anchorman...



Very true kind sir, there are also more guns out there then the Daisy Red Ryder. I promise you I shall upgrade my mental inventory of irrelative movies when you you figure out the difference between the sound of an Airsoft firing vs. a Real Gun.

Good night - dear friend


I know-airsoft isn't even close to the sound of a firearm.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:10:35 PM EDT
[#45]
Carry on folks, carry on.  There's nothing to see here.

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:17:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Im here as always, workin on Law stuff, watchin Late night drama on TNT, and the last of MNF on ABC
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:24:12 PM EDT
[#47]
My signature virus is spreading. I WILL rule all!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:30:46 PM EDT
[#48]

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My signature virus is spreading. I WILL rule all!!




Jerk.  

Now how the hell do I get rid of it???
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:31:23 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
tagged for post whorage reasons


+1

Present.




+2
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 8:33:14 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

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My signature virus is spreading. I WILL rule all!!




Jerk.  

Now how the hell do I get rid of it???



You dont, thats whats so cool about the way it works.
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