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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:36:39 AM EDT
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And all through ARF.com........
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:38:31 AM EDT
[#2]
not a liberal was stirring... not even a sgtar...
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:41:42 AM EDT
[#3]
and I with my AR my wife with her Glock .. .
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:42:33 AM EDT
[#4]
Had just settled down for a long online chat
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:43:20 AM EDT
[#5]
the AR was loaded, with 75 grain TAP
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:44:41 AM EDT
[#6]
I had just cleared the house but tripped over the cat.
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:46:20 AM EDT
[#7]
The MARPAT was hung on the gun rack with care
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:51:54 AM EDT
[#8]
I asked her for pie, she said "just stroke my hair".
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:53:24 AM EDT
[#9]
When out in the mud room there arose such a clatter I bump fired my Uzi to kill all the chatter
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:55:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:59:22 AM EDT
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I sent the missus to see what was the matter... |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:03:09 AM EDT
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When what to her suspicious eyes should appear but a jolly fat guy dressed in MARPAT with 8 boxes of Wolf ammo and a can of Schlitz beer
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:09:11 AM EDT
[#13]
sgtar15 was back from exile...
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:18:37 AM EDT
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So I loaded up the shotty with no fear.
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:26:28 AM EDT
[#15]
racked in a round of 3 inch mag 00 buck and screamed, "Clear"
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:29:51 AM EDT
[#16]
I fired my Winchester, and shot me a reindeer..
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:32:54 AM EDT
[#17]
The old, fat dude screamed, "WTF" and I went into a mall-ninja combat roll hoping to dodge him as he threw the can of Schlitz beer
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:36:05 AM EDT
[#18]
As I loaded up rifles.. the liberals started to jeer..
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:43:54 AM EDT
[#19]
And I thought "A gunfight, what a way to end the year!" |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:44:24 AM EDT
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On Hillary, On Bill, On Schumer and Oban, On Pelosi and Frank, On Kennedy and Byrd
To the top of the roof to the top of the hall now dither away, dither away, dither away all! |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 9:55:42 AM EDT
[#21]
 You somehow left out Al Gore, John Kerry, and Jesse Jackson.. Can somebody include them.. I hate to see them feel LEFT out. |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 10:00:38 AM EDT
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Now back off to bed with a belly of beer, I started to snore OH Christmas is here |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 10:20:34 AM EDT
[#23]
zipper tried to end the thread
with his belly full of beer I refused to let it die... |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 10:56:24 AM EDT
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As Santa stared at the milk and cookies, he remembered the old days when he got pie. |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 11:04:37 AM EDT
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Oh damn! 
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Posted: 12/24/2005 11:10:05 AM EDT
[#26]
Santa was carrying,.... but not legal here
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Posted: 12/24/2005 11:16:02 AM EDT
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" I guess all the liberals get rubbers and cheap beer" |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 11:31:38 AM EDT
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HE turned his head, his little eyes twinkled
HE Eyed me like Eastwood, down to each wrinkle, I asked Santa what he packed, Kimber or Glock? HE Replied with glee 'tis a 629 I got under my Smock. |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 11:58:11 AM EDT
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Down the small chimneys
Every year I must go Carrying an AR Would be trouble, fo sho! |
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Posted: 12/24/2005 12:46:50 PM EDT
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His AR how it twinkled
His AK so merry His Glock fo-tay under his arm with a laserlight in cherry! He looked like a gunsmith just opening his tools And he gazed in my direction and said, " No .50 cal? The fools!" |
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