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Posted: 12/24/2005 8:34:04 AM EDT
I'll Start


Twas the Night Before Christmas......
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:36:39 AM EDT
And all through ARF.com........
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:38:31 AM EDT
not a liberal was stirring... not even a sgtar...
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:41:42 AM EDT
and I with my AR my wife with her Glock .. .
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:42:33 AM EDT
Had just settled down for a long online chat
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:43:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 8:43:55 AM EDT by fxntime]
the AR was loaded, with 75 grain TAP
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:44:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:46:20 AM EDT
The MARPAT was hung on the gun rack with care
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:51:54 AM EDT
I asked her for pie, she said "just stroke my hair".
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:53:24 AM EDT
When out in the mud room there arose such a clatter I bump fired my Uzi to kill all the chatter
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:55:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 8:55:58 AM EDT by falaholic1]
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Link Posted: 12/24/2005 8:59:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jp_72:
When out in the mud room there arose such a clatter I bump fired my Uzi to kill all the chatter



I sent the missus to see what was the matter...
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:03:09 AM EDT
When what to her suspicious eyes should appear but a jolly fat guy dressed in MARPAT with 8 boxes of Wolf ammo and a can of Schlitz beer
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:09:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 9:10:14 AM EDT by sgtstinger]
sgtar15 was back from exile...
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:18:37 AM EDT
So I loaded up the shotty with no fear.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:26:28 AM EDT
racked in a round of 3 inch mag 00 buck and screamed, "Clear"
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:29:51 AM EDT
I fired my Winchester, and shot me a reindeer..
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:32:54 AM EDT
The old, fat dude screamed, "WTF" and I went into a mall-ninja combat roll hoping to dodge him as he threw the can of Schlitz beer
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:36:05 AM EDT
As I loaded up rifles.. the liberals started to jeer..
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:43:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
As I loaded up rifles.. the liberals started to jeer..


And I thought "A gunfight, what a way to end the year!"
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:44:24 AM EDT
On Hillary, On Bill, On Schumer and Oban, On Pelosi and Frank, On Kennedy and Byrd
To the top of the roof to the top of the hall now dither away, dither away, dither away all!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 9:55:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jp_72:
On Hillary, On Bill, On Schumer and Oban, On Pelosi and Frank, On Kennedy and Byrd
To the top of the roof to the top of the hall now dither away, dither away, dither away all!





You somehow left out Al Gore, John Kerry, and Jesse Jackson..

Can somebody include them.. I hate to see them feel LEFT out.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:00:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Burke888:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
As I loaded up rifles.. the liberals started to jeer..


And I thought "A gunfight, what a way to end the year!"



Now back off to bed with a belly of beer, I started to snore OH Christmas is here
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:20:34 AM EDT
zipper tried to end the thread
with his belly full of beer

I refused to let it die...
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 10:56:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Backstop:
zipper tried to end the thread
with his belly full of beer

I refused to let it die...




As Santa stared at the milk and cookies, he remembered the old days when he got pie.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 11:04:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
As Santa stared at the milk and cookies, he remembered the old days when he got pie.



Oh damn!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 11:10:05 AM EDT
Santa was carrying,.... but not legal here
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 11:16:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WIgunnut:
Santa was carrying,.... but not legal here



" I guess all the liberals get rubbers and cheap beer"
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 11:31:38 AM EDT
HE turned his head, his little eyes twinkled

HE Eyed me like Eastwood, down to each wrinkle,

I asked Santa what he packed, Kimber or Glock?

HE Replied with glee 'tis a 629 I got under my Smock.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 11:58:11 AM EDT
Down the small chimneys
Every year I must go

Carrying an AR
Would be trouble, fo sho!
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:46:50 PM EDT
His AR how it twinkled
His AK so merry
His Glock fo-tay under his arm
with a laserlight in cherry!
He looked like a gunsmith just opening his tools
And he gazed in my direction and said, " No .50 cal? The fools!"
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