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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:27:15 AM EDT
I went to a clinic yesterday here in Houston for a checkup.. A fine looking Latino nurse maybe 21 years old took my temperature, counted pulse, and was having a hard time taking my blood pressure.. she was friendly and we talked.. we ended up going into another room to use a different blood pressure devise.... She was standing.. and I was sitting on the table... She pulled my arm to her, wrapped the pressure strap and pulled my arm to her again tight and held it firmly there.... My hand was between her legs tight against her and my Index finger was perfectly placed downward centering her Vagina lips.. She was wearing hospital greens.. 90% sure she did it on purpose.. it was the 10% that kept me from twitching my finger where it laid so nicely snuggled in... I think I had a nocturnal Emission last night in my dreams ....  I keep having this urge to go back in with a tummy ache or something ... Realist out |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:29:27 AM EDT
[#1]
where in H town?
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:29:47 AM EDT
[#2]
WAKE UP
either that or you were at a strip bar and "thought" it was a "clinic" 
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:29:50 AM EDT
[#3]
Contrary to your name, I think you are an optimist with this situation
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:30:00 AM EDT
[#4]
WORTHLESS WITH OUT PICS!
 Oh and you should have wiggled the finger. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:30:11 AM EDT
[#5]
I hate you.
but it's a good kind of hate |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:31:11 AM EDT
[#6]
and you sat there like a dummy...
 Didnt even say "...Your temperature is 98.6 degrees"
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:31:42 AM EDT
[#7]
I thought Latino's had the day off yesterday?
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:31:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Yup. Muscle spasms are very unpredictable. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:32:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Dude this isnt the Penthouse forums and you could made up much better stuff.
So what was his name? |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:35:10 AM EDT
[#10]
I call BS or you blew it. Idiot!
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:35:24 AM EDT
[#11]
So what was your BP????? A little higher than normal?
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:36:02 AM EDT
[#12]
I think I just had a diernal emmision....
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:36:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:37:55 AM EDT
[#14]
You blew it big time.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:39:39 AM EDT
[#15]
Er,why not go back with, say,penile rigor mortis,and she if she can help you out? If this is for real,Ihope you kick yourself FOREVER over THE missed opportunity. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:40:32 AM EDT
[#16]
Did you sniff your finger after?
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:42:46 AM EDT
[#17]
I live north east in Houston... this is a true story I dont know her name... SHE was at least an 8.5 on on a scale of 1-10 My blood pressure was 130 / 90 a bit high heart rate/pulse ?? was 88 if I remember right.. and temp was 98.6 and Yes.. I probably blew it.. I am a gentleman none the less.. 
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:44:14 AM EDT
[#18]
Shoulda let her blow it. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:44:29 AM EDT
[#19]
She was trying to set her employer up for a unsafe work enviroment suit.
You wiggle your finger, she screams sex assault. Goes out on workers comp for emotional distress and sues the doctor for not providing a safe workplace. uses the settlementt to smuggle 87 of her immediate family members over the border. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:44:52 AM EDT
[#20]
Man, you are one stupid son of a bitch! You should of at least sqeezed her inner thigh like a massage, if she wouldnt have liked it she would have told you, if she doesnt say anything.... BINGO!
Go again, this time, go educated. 
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:45:13 AM EDT
[#21]
That story reminds me of a hernia exam I had once from a female doctor.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:47:17 AM EDT
[#22]
+1 |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:48:55 AM EDT
[#23]
Prostrate check next time.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:52:26 AM EDT
[#24]
And ask for a hernia check. (Cough) |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 7:57:40 AM EDT
[#25]
A gentleman would not wiggle his finger in that circumstance. That's unprofessional and not business-like. A gentleman does offer his business card and asks for the young lady's phone number. You should schedule a follow up visit to the clinic. 
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Posted: 3/25/2006 8:06:34 AM EDT
[#26]
A simple "Are you married?" would have opened the door to heaven.......or hell.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 8:41:41 AM EDT
[#27]
My wife's an RN. I just asked her if she takes blood pressure like that. She says no.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 8:46:24 AM EDT
[#28]
Yup... |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 8:58:48 AM EDT
[#29]
How come anyone has an encounter with a chick they are never below a 7? I am not picking on this post, but its never...
Damn she was a cow! Munching on her own curd. Its always, she was a 8.6 with long legs etc. I say BS, there arent that many good looking women in the world. I know I see the truth everyday. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 9:03:08 AM EDT
[#30]
I have had the same thing happen to me in two seperate blood draw situations. I have real low blood pressure and it is hard to find a vein on me. Both time the nurses put my hand between their legs. One time my wife was present!
It worked, both times my blood flow shot up and they got their sample. Reflecting on it later, it made me sad that it had been 10 years since I had my hand between the legs of a woman other than my wife. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 9:07:05 AM EDT
[#31]
For future reference
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Posted: 3/25/2006 9:08:23 AM EDT
[#32]
You totally blew A chance at a threesome
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Posted: 3/25/2006 9:37:05 AM EDT
[#33]
OK yesterday I was at Sam's Club. I was picking up some Mike's Hard Lemonade for the nieghbor. I was using the Self Checkout. One of the Associates came over to make sure I was over 21 ( I'm 48) She was flirting with me pretty good. She could be the sweetest girl this side of the Mississippi but she wasn't much to look at. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 9:45:26 AM EDT
[#34]
Me to funny thing was I was at the Dentist 
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Posted: 3/25/2006 9:55:11 AM EDT
[#35]
Ditto on that! make another appointment 
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:20:04 AM EDT
[#36]
you should have drew down on her!
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:30:34 AM EDT
[#37]
I'm pretty sure I won't be addopting that technuiqe.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:31:09 AM EDT
[#38]
I work with a LOT of nurses. Let me tell you something - pound for pound, nurses are the horniest, wildest, most sexual women in the job force. Seriously.
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:31:50 AM EDT
[#39]
+1.....I married one.
However, working in a sea of estrogen can be a pain in the ass. Even my wife thinks so. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:33:51 AM EDT
[#40]
I do what many man have found to be a suitable defense - I just ignore them. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:36:49 AM EDT
[#41]
Exactly what sample did they GET? |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:41:31 AM EDT
[#42]
Cows chew their cud, not curds in their whey. |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 10:54:18 AM EDT
[#43]
I went to HS with my Doc.
She was the Valadictorian of her class (year behind) She is a MILF redhead the works. It is a Running joke between us when I get a check up. The first time when she was doing the hernia check, before she said cough, I said don't squeeze or it could be messy. Now when she does the prostate check she asks " should I wiggle my finger?" Working the street as a Medic I has had my face in the bunns of a female medic on several occasions, Hey it's cramped in the back of a ambulance. without a thought of it. No you did right, she was doing the best she could to obtain a B/P . |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:10:01 AM EDT
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[Hot Nurse] Looks like your blood pressure is 120 over 60, pulse 78....wait, 140 over 80, pulse 120....I mean, 165 over 100, pulse 150... [/Hot Nurse] At least it wasn't a MALE nurse. Jim |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:11:32 AM EDT
[#45]
Have you read some of GreyWolf2112's posts? |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:12:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:33:46 AM EDT
[#47]
It was a tranny and he wanted you to feel his junk...
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:40:37 AM EDT
[#48]
 I'll bet you do! In excruciating detail.No truer words... |
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:42:07 AM EDT
[#49]
What health plan do you have?
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Posted: 3/25/2006 11:46:59 AM EDT
[#50]
WOW...what does the girl have to do?????? Turn in your man card! |
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