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Posted: 8/22/2004 6:39:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 7:04:57 PM EST by The_Neutral_Observer]
Any tips that can magically transform The Neutral Observer from a tightly-wound, foul-tempered asshole into a person that is laid-back and pleasurable to be around?

Or if not magically transform, help alleviate the assholishness.


Poll added.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:09 PM EST
Mescaline.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:16 PM EST
Cannabis
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:19 PM EST
got beer?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:25 PM EST
Sex... Get laid... Does it for me.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:54 PM EST
wait, wait...


got pie?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:41:56 PM EST
Don't talk in the third person.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:42:07 PM EST
Take up needlepoint.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:42:16 PM EST
Knock that third person shit off , thats a start.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:42:32 PM EST
Sonic's Diet Limeade?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:44:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:45:36 PM EST
Valium
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:46:03 PM EST
Triburst1 rather enjoys The_Neutral_Observer's use of the third person.

So much so, that he himself uses third person when posting in The_Neutral_Observer's threads.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:46:28 PM EST
Damn thats just what my wife was saying about me.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:48:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:48:25 PM EST
Drink, fuck, wank, Nyquil, peyote, mescaline, shrooms, and the old standby, the icky sticky.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:48:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Don't talk in the third person.



+1
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:52:36 PM EST
Take the stick outta your ass.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:56:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Don't talk in the third person.



The poster 95thFoot is in compete agreement with this idea. He finds the constant harping in a distant voice not that of the poster disingenuous, presumptuous, and downright arrogant, something which nobody, including the Neutral_Observer, nor the poster 95thFoot, would ever wish to seem to be. The poster 95thFoot also recommends that The_Neutral_Observer take up a leisure time activity to balance the time and energy consumed here at AR15.com. In the view of the poster 95thFoot, this will make The_Neutral_Observer a more balanced, and therefore happier, individual.


Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:56:41 PM EST
Beer
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:57:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/22/2004 6:57:51 PM EST by -Absolut-]
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:58:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1776:
Take the stick outta your ass.




It didn't work for you, it won't work for him
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:59:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
Cannabis



+1
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 6:59:59 PM EST
Kill a vagrant and frame a democrat for the murder.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:02:55 PM EST
Take a roadtrip.

Go shooting.

Grow a beard.

Stop worrying about everything.

Look at the big picture.

Get off the internet for a week. See how it goes.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:04:23 PM EST
The JarheadChiro believes that The Neutral Observer embark on more foolish type adventures with collegues as per "moth release" in said type public movie emporium.


That had the JarheadChiro's pants wet.


Semper Fi
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:23:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By tivoli410:
Take a roadtrip.



Second.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:26:26 PM EST
Watch a PeeWee Herman movie. You'll be glad you did.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:34:05 PM EST
hey are you Cajun47? from gameFAQs?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:34:09 PM EST
please dont change any of the 3rd person posts..
i read everyone of your posts..just because of the difference in writing...

there is no unwinding...the tightly bound core.

i have tried for years....
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:37:01 PM EST
Go shoot soem stuff or just break something.

you can also drink, come over I got the booze.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:47:52 PM EST
+1 on "stick with 3rd person", the BlammO says. Room for one on the board, there is. Copycats be banned, they should.

Roadtrip, BlammO agrees. Sex, BlammO voted; long lasting not, though.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:50:31 PM EST
Da_Bunny thinks The_Neutral_Observer shouldn't talk in the third person.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 7:54:44 PM EST
Now if he would talk like Yoda that would be a hoot
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:01:50 PM EST

So much so, that he himself uses third person when posting in The_Neutral_Observer's threads.

zoom does the same.z
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 8:48:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By zoom:

So much so, that he himself uses third person when posting in The_Neutral_Observer's threads.

zoom does the same.z



The BlammO thinks that he'll adopt that practice in The Neutral Observer' threads.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 9:04:56 PM EST
In case you are serious about this:

1. Your body has a physical reaction when you start feeling angry and are about to act like an asshole. Usually this is a tightening of the muscles, increased focus of vision, slow, shallow breathing, clenching of fists.

2. Recognize these signs when you go into situations known to be stressful or that will make you angry. This takes practice to become second nature.

3. Once you can recognize the signs, tell yourself to STOP. That is it. Just stop.

4. Once stopped, tell yourself to calm down, count, breath deep, whatever it takes. Check your body to see if it is calm.

5. Once your body is calm think about the situation you are in and what actions you can take. Ask yourself if your response is reasonable, how it will make other people around you feel, and whether it will get you what you really want.

6. Make a reasoned decision on how you are going to act and then act accordingly.

It may sound like a lot, and it does take practice, but once learned you can often go through the whole process in a few seconds and it will make like much easier for those around you.

If you're not serious, f- it, the world needs assholes too.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 11:23:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 11:30:31 PM EST
Another vote for beer!
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 11:41:15 PM EST
Kitchen table lobotamy.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 12:27:17 AM EST
Hey foul-tempered assholes are welcome here. In fact I will be one for a few days. Fucking Frenchman really got to me at work today and I couldn't kill him. I couldn't even infer he didn't have a set, that the last Frenchman with a set died at Waterloo,.

I didn't even get to tell him that I thought the women in his family made their fortunes servicing Germans in the Franco-Prussian War, WW1 and WW2, then I was going to apologize and say how nasty that was and unture. They obviously did it free.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 2:51:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 2:56:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Persephone:
wait, wait...


got pie?




I think Persephone just topped my list of favorite female members.
Now where's that damn thread again!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 4:28:15 AM EST
Duffy likes the 3rd person style, especially with The Neutral Observer's screen name.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 4:39:18 AM EST
sex is a misdemeanor

de more i miss de meaner i get
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 4:46:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
The JarheadChiro believes that The Neutral Observer embark on more foolish type adventures with collegues as per "moth release" in said type public movie emporium.


That had the JarheadChiro's pants wet.


Semper Fi





+1

That one had lokt laughing his ass off.

Seriously, the more The_Neutral_Observer feels himself getting angry- tense, muscles tightened, jaw clenched, and totally fucking steamed enough to scream at someone (like hearing chewing noises does to lokt), STOP! that's all there is to it. realize there is nothing short of The_Neutral_Observer's safety or that of his family that is worth that kind of attention.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 4:46:16 AM EST
You need to shitcan that third person bullshit, number one son,this here is the house of the Lord.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 4:48:53 AM EST
Admit you are Imbro.
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