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Posted: 8/13/2003 6:07:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2003 3:36:56 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Link Posted: 8/13/2003 6:12:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2003 6:13:06 PM EDT by hydgirl]


You go SteyrAUG!!!
Link Posted: 8/13/2003 6:22:54 PM EDT
You know you're going to burn in hell for that, right?
Link Posted: 8/13/2003 6:28:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2003 6:37:38 PM EDT
Well AUG,



as you bicycle around in your dark slacks, white button up, and tie.......spreading god's porn.............


Stop by, you'll be more welcome than those encyclopedia motherfuckers. I'll buy some porn (for the church) and pour you a drink.
Link Posted: 8/13/2003 6:40:56 PM EDT
Have you ever seen "Jesus 2000"? A skit done by the Kids in the Hall?
Funny as hell!
"The more you worship....the more you save!"
Link Posted: 8/13/2003 10:35:52 PM EDT
Are there any "chosen people"?  You know, so we can get a free ride into heaven if we give them lots of money?

Link Posted: 8/14/2003 12:59:54 AM EDT
Is their any singing? i dont really like church music with but a few exceptions, most of it is very depressing or boring-causes me to yawn repeatedly.

I dont really like confining "our" place to the internet. What about the single women? The interent is not a very good place to meet "church" women.-you know, those really hot women with low-selfesteem that dress down.

Never forget my old friend buddy who was a Goth. Always wore black even when he went to church for a couple of years. He was right, there were a lot of hot chicks there.

Would'nt worshipping Odin be simpler?
Link Posted: 8/14/2003 8:54:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2003 11:24:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By Stu:
Are there any "chosen people"?  You know, so we can get a free ride into heaven if we give them lots of money?




God is currently considering exotic dancers.




Well okay then.

I've paid my way in and should have a enough Karma left over for three of my closest friends.  

On the next holy day I'm going to donate a pile of extra small, extra thin, plain white t-shirts to a girls only school.  The following week they get webcams and squirtguns.
Link Posted: 8/15/2003 11:28:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 3:42:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 3:54:23 PM EDT
[url=http://www.thewvsr.com/images/stfu.jpg]X[/url]
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 3:58:38 PM EDT
Human being + religion = human being -1

Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:03:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2003 4:04:46 PM EDT by Lumpy196]
So you think you're better than me?

+1 for you then.  Go forth and prosper.
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:10:40 PM EDT
need to watch this.
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:11:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/26/2003 4:12:14 PM EDT by MickeyMouse]
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:18:49 PM EDT
 [b]I WANT TO BE AN APOSTLE[/b]

or at least a Prophet, please.........
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:25:21 PM EDT
You are [i]sooooo[/i] going to burn in Hell for this one SteyrAug.[devil][devil][devil]

Luckily God has a  great sense of humor.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:44:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 4:58:52 PM EDT
Our Steyr who art in heaven.....

Link Posted: 12/26/2003 5:04:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
You are [i]sooooo[/i] going to burn in Hell for this one SteyrAug.[devil][devil][devil]

Luckily God has a  great sense of humor.

Sgtar15
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Well now, seeing that God is omnipotent and all, he knew that SteyrAUG was going to start this new religion and obviously chose not to smote him where he stoodeth.  To me, that sounds like tacit approval.  [:D]

Link Posted: 12/26/2003 5:25:46 PM EDT
Pork 'n porn night

[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 5:39:19 PM EDT
I have more respect for Muslims than self serving hedonists.
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 6:11:38 PM EDT
if i might contribute............

sunday morning is an awful time to hold services for obvious reasons.  the new time is monday evening 6:30-7:00 (we cut out the singing horseshit that takes all the time and isnt really good for anything)

you dont have to dress up

its BYOB and theres a big screen in case the service runs into sports programming of any kind (no sound though, pay some attention to the service damnit!)
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 6:26:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 6:33:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
I have more respect for Muslims than self serving hedonists.
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Except Steyr is a other-serving hedonist, he tries to bring out the inner hedonist in everyone, as the way to bring both internal and external peace.
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 6:37:32 PM EDT
but only staight porn, or girl on girl, right?  Just chekcing before I join up.
Link Posted: 12/26/2003 6:39:29 PM EDT
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