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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:07:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:08:56 AM EDT
Slip her some Nyquil. You pretend to take some. She sleeps. You surf ARF. WIN!
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:09:20 AM EDT
Came here to also post about NyQuil.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:10:08 AM EDT
I came here to post about pics. There aint none !
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:10:26 AM EDT
Warm brandy water with a little honey and lemon.

It will take you to a place where all is right with the world.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:10:36 AM EDT
headphones and a good book.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:11:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By STUBBO:
I came here to post about pics. There aint none !


Possibly the computer has a virus also.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:13:28 AM EDT
You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:14:27 AM EDT
Kill the virus with brown liquor
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:14:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SplintNicket:
You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.



Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:14:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:15:34 AM EDT
Take your frustrations out on the newbs and trolls

Pleeeeease?
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:16:09 AM EDT
Slip her a mickey and go to Hooters.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:16:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




I tried... but I laughed. Good luck to you today.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:18:25 AM EDT
Ya know, a hot toddy can help a cold. Doctor's orders, ya know.






PS I am not a physician.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:21:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




Just tell her your throat hurts and talking aggravates it.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:24:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)



Your hearing is messed up.....right?????? It shoul be
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:26:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




That's classic right there.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:31:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)


You know, I'm good with being single.



Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:31:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By SplintNicket:
You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.





Was that a no?

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:32:13 AM EDT
Pics?
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:32:45 AM EDT
Pics of Glock?

Hell-low! Way-ting.....
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:36:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




Sorry Bama, but I raffed. I too have been there. The only difference was after my heavy sigh I said "OK, if you insist"

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:39:12 AM EDT
This is what its going to be like 24/7 when you're both retired.

Thats why men die first. They want to.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:39:19 AM EDT
1. Slam door.

2. Watch war movies at ludicrous volume.

3. Profit.






Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:42:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dex357:
Originally Posted By STUBBO:
I came here to post about pics. There aint none !


Possibly the computer has a virus also.
Isn't today the day Anonymous is taking down the net?

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:42:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)



Cherish those moments when the wife offers you exactly what you want.
A little Nyquil and some peace. And a space heater cranked up to maximum.


Unless she is ok with snot dripping in her during sex, then it could be a little better I suppose.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:43:15 AM EDT
Nap time for Bama. I would strongly advise you to order some delivery for lunch to keep her out of the kitchen or you'll never hear the end of it. Maybe you should both go to the Urgent Care and make a miserable day just stinking perfect?

In Castle Jeepnstein, if one is sick enough to call off work one is too sick to be up doing anything. It's the only time I ever miss Netfllix and it's crappy streaming service. Countess von Jeepnstein takes the couch and I head upstairs to the sleeping porch, we check in on each other to make sure it's not time to cash in the insurance policy every few hours.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:43:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)


Typical. FYI, if she heard the sigh, minus another ten points.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:45:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/30/2012 7:47:21 AM EDT by USMCTanker]
Taking a strong antihistamine (Deconamine was the best, but I can't find anyone to prescribe it anymore. Chlortrimeton and Benadryl will work too) will make you sleepy, and help your body to recover by giving it rest. That's especially true if you have a head cold. The antihistamine also helps prevent it from going into your chest if it's strong enough.

If it's going to be a chest cold, take Robitussin DM (I used to take PE, but it was replaced by DM) to get it out of your chest. I also take Tylenol Cold and Flu to relieve the symptoms, and mix it with some honey as it seems to speed the recovery process-especially if it's a hot drink. Alka seltzer with honey is good too, but I buy the product that's made in Germany-NOT mexico.

At night, I usually have a couple shots of something stiff to ease the discomfort. I don't overdue it.

Hope you two feel better. I had a head cold last year that lasted for two months.

ETA: Don't forget the vitamin C-at least 500 mg a day.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:49:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)



I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill.


Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:54:06 AM EDT
i think she wants it in the butt
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:54:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SplintNicket:
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By SplintNicket:
You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.





Was that a no?



I H.A.T.E. people trying to talk to me when I don't feel well. I just want to wallow in my misery in peace and quiet.

Bugs me too when he wants to know what's wrong just because I'm quiet. By the time he's asked 3 times and gotten, "Nothing" as his answer and says, "I can tell something's wrong......" I explode. There's something wrong NOW motormouth!
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:54:55 AM EDT
Flu and allergies hitting us hard up here
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:55:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




SWMBO and I had a similar conversation about the placement of a shower door this morning.

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:56:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: You are a wise woman. I'll be in the computer room.


Fixed it for you. Also, pics aren't loading.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:57:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




She gave you an out and you should have taken it. Separate rooms would have been the route to take.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:57:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 7:57:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




Link Posted: 3/30/2012 8:02:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MARINEORDIE:
Slip her yourself some Nyquil scotch. You surf ARF. WIN!


FIFY!
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 8:54:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)



And this is a problem why?

Link Posted: 3/30/2012 8:54:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 8:54:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:03:59 AM EDT
You are well within your rights to be huffy when you are suffering from Ebola.

She will be really sorry she said those things to you when you start bleeding from your eye sockets and you are rolling around in agony.

Oh yea, real sorry.

Godspeed, OP.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:05:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)

Separate rooms FTW!


Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:05:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HeliBoy:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)




I tried... but I laughed. Good luck to you today.



why were you against seperate rooms? Seems reason, both sick and cranky........
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:07:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Mike_314:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)



I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill.




That wasn't the end of it.

Mrs: Well I just shut up for a few hours till you get over being huffy.
Bama: (says nothing)
Mrs: Is your mouth dry?
Bama: No and I knew you wouldn't be quite for a few hours.
Mrs: (death ray eyes)



So she gives a list of stuff to pickup at the drug store. As I'm pulling up to the store, phone rings, it's her of course, more talk about daughter.



Our wives are most certainly related in some form or fashion...

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Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:08:07 AM EDT
How does one go about 'suck starting' a glock? I'm just curious.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:11:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:12:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By Mike_314:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Example of many so far this a.m.:

Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up?
Bama: No.
Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me.
Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered.
Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today.
Bama: (sigh)

I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill.


That wasn't the end of it.

Mrs: Well I just shut up for a few hours till you get over being huffy.
Bama: (says nothing)
Mrs: Is your mouth dry?
Bama: No and I knew you wouldn't be quite for a few hours.
Mrs: (death ray eyes)

So she gives a list of stuff to pickup at the drug store. As I'm pulling up to the store, phone rings, it's her of course, more talk about daughter.

I have no idea why you guys put up with this shit from your wives.
Link Posted: 3/30/2012 9:13:27 AM EDT
Dibs on guns and ammo.

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