A lawyer picked up his new, top-of-the-line Lexus one day after work. He loved his new car.
The next day he drove it to work, looking forward to showing it off to the other members of the firm. He parked along the curb, and as he was opening the door a truck drove by and ripped the door off.
The lawyer immediately called 911 on his cell phone and soon a police officer was on the scene. The lawyer ranted hysterically about the damage, “Look what that idiot did to my brand new car! I haven’t even had this car 24 hours yet!”, and on and on…
The cop should his head and sarcastically said “You lawyers!”
The lawyer stopped his tirade and with a puzzled look asked the officer what he meant.
The cop said, “You’re so materialistic. You’re so worried about your car that you didn’t even notice that your arm got ripped of during the accident.”
The lawyer looked where his left arm should have been and shrieked, “MY ROLEX!!!”