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Posted: 10/10/2004 2:19:52 PM EST
Moderator: "Good evening and welcome. Live from London we bring you a modest dicussion between Rebecca Peters and NRA spokesperson...[interuption by crew whispering into moderator's ear]...correction, RP and arfcom action hero, srgta15."

"Welcome, Ms. Peters and tsgra15."

RP: Thank you and hello.

sgtar51: Are you a Catholic?

Mod: [clears throat] ...uh, our 1st point of discussion this evening is the global violence incurred by privately owned guns. Ms. RP, your reaction?

RP: Sir, I believe it is overtly obvious that a reduction in guns equals a reduction is violence. It is so plainly simple to calculate I am appalled that this is even an issue to be debated upon.

Mod: 1tgars5, your response?

Sgrta15:

Mod: sir?

Sgrta51: I'd take this bitch to the pit if I actually thought she could put up a fight. If we ban matches, will that stop arson? Dumbass.

Mod: [obviously stirred]: Well sir, it is not me you are engaging this discussion with...please...uh...Ms. RP?

gstra15: Both of you...should be banned.

RP: Its a common misdirecting tactic of the extremist right to remove your attention from the facts of reality [interrupted by the sarge]

sgtar15: I ain't misredirecting shit. Make me a sammich! When you have hard facts like statistical evidence comparing D.C. to Indianapolis, you have proof that gun restrictions don't work...damn...

RP: What proof? You can't deny that the children of the world are in greater danger when exposed to firearms than in a gun free zone!

sgrat15: Hoe...how about 69 deaths per 100,000 in D.C. compared to 9 deaths per 100,000 in a non-restricted city like Indy? What you got to say to that?

Mod: We have rules h...[cut off by sarge]

51ratgs: What rules?! You allow this troll, who I think actually trolls arfcom under the name Virgina22 speak non-sense?

RP: He cannot validate his findings...

srtgar15: Validate this, rug munch. We've seen a marked decrease in violent crime since CCW laws have went into effect across the nation. Notably in Florida and Texas...although those Texas boys juss ain't right...they can still protect themselves against armed assailants.

RP: Well I never...your insults are atrocious...how can you say that having a gun in every home isn't a danger to children?

Mod: Can we revert back to the agenda...my list [gets smacked in the head by the sarge]

sargt15: Who's talkin' to you? I was undressing...[interrupted]

RP: You mean "redressing?"

sgrtar15: Did I say you could speak? Why aren't you in the kitchen? Its not about guns being passed out by the icecream man...that's more of your hyperbolic crap! The children aren't the ones who'll be defending against attackers. Its the adults...where'd you leave your brain? Oh, that's right, you're European...

RP: I cannot stand here and discuss valid points...[getting teary-eyed]...with some...someone so verbally abusive...

sgrat15: Shut up, you haven't had a valid point yet. Why am I not talking to a man? There are only women present.

Mod: Excuse me [chuckles]...uh, I think you're mistaken.

sgart15: Who? You? You're a bitch just like her [RP bursts into tears].

RP: I...I...I can't be here right now...

Mod: Sir! I will not allow...[another smack delivered]

sgtar15: You'll allow it and like it. RP, why don't you go make babies and let the big decisions be left up to the adults? The men.

RP: You...you play with dolls!

sg15tar: ACTION FIGURES, WENCH!

Mod: Sir, please stop slapping me...

SgtAR15: PWN3D!!!

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:09:09 PM EST
Oh dear god. . .
Why didn't we think of this earlier?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:10:15 PM EST
That would get the point across.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:14:29 PM EST
I especially like the different spelling of sgtar15's name every reply.

That was great.

Sounds like a good script for one of his movies.

TXL
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:14:54 PM EST
I think I will eternally refer to him as 51ratgs now.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:17:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:21:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 3:26:13 PM EST
Now THAT'S a Pay-Per-View I would watch.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:55:59 PM EST
Bump for the night crew...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 6:43:00 PM EST
HILARIOUS!!!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:46:52 PM EST

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:52:00 PM EST
OMG my sides hurt!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:00:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:02:24 PM EST
If Uncle Ted cant take WLP's place, I vote argSt15!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:03:42 PM EST
arfcom vs. red diaper doper babies


GO SGTAR15
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:05:24 PM EST
Very nice....I see you got my named spelled correctly


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:06:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:08:17 PM EST
Now that shit is funny.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:10:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Very nice....I see you got my named spelled correctly


SGatr15




Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:19:58 AM EST
Bump for the morning crew.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:20:51 AM EST
funny!
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:22:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:05:37 PM EST
Bump - just because tonight is the debate.

Link Posted: 10/12/2004 2:26:00 PM EST
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