One afternoon, a woman called up her grandparent's house. After talking to her grandmother for a few minutes, she asked to speak with her grandfather.
Her grandmother responded, "Haven't you heard? Your grandfather past away last Sunday!"
The woman, in a state of shock over the loss, asked how he died.
"Well," the grandmother said, "we always make love every Sunday morning to the sound of the church bell. He found that he could last longer if he kept up the rhythm...in with the ding, out with the dong."
"Everything was going great too...until that damn ice cream truck came around!"