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Posted: 8/18/2004 2:50:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 3:18:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 3:26:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By osprey21:



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Link Posted: 8/18/2004 5:41:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By chewbacca:

Originally Posted By osprey21:



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Link Posted: 8/18/2004 5:43:59 PM EDT
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Thankd God all but one are not true..
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 5:56:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 6:25:04 PM EDT
Good: It’s Back!
Bad: No new jokes.
Ugly: I can’t think of any new ones either!
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 6:36:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2004 6:37:40 PM EDT by Hydguy]

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!



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Link Posted: 8/18/2004 7:02:54 PM EDT
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