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Posted: 10/6/2005 3:59:50 AM EDT
In the morning when his eyes open, so does his mouth.


Maybe if we feed him less?...
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:00:55 AM EDT
Call his dad to come get him.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:03:10 AM EDT
Ambien that'll keep him busy.....SLEEPIN' !!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:04:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Grivo_Mak:
Call his dad to come get him.



HAHAHAHAAH too fuckin' funny!


LB
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:05:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Grivo_Mak:
Call his dad to come get him.



Nah... just call his dad and let him talk to him... every time
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:05:56 AM EDT
That's what kids do...

Talk continually... and break things... and make messes...
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:06:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Grivo_Mak:
Call his dad to come get him.


Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:08:47 AM EDT
Kids are kids, wait until the terrible 2s set in.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:09:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 4:09:31 AM EDT by Guess]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
In the morning when his eyes open, so does his mouth.



They don't make them any other way. And quit shoplifing the pootie.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:12:08 AM EDT
Next time, pick some pussy that hasn't been used, yet.

The kid is being a kid. You're an adult. Deal with it.

Sorry, but since I don't get to see my toddlers much, complaints like this kinda don't do much to evoke my sympathy.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:15:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BOBK48:
Kids are kids, wait until the terrible 2s set in.



and after that come the Terrible 3's

and then the Terrible 4's

and then the Terrible 5's

and you ain't seen shi'ite until they hit their Terrible Teens!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:16:50 AM EDT
Oh no, another child with diarrhea of the mouth!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:18:38 AM EDT
The price you have to pay to play with the box he came in.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:20:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
The price you have to pay to play with the box he came in.



WOW!!!! pwned!!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:20:43 AM EDT
Wait till he turns 15 and tries to beat you down. Find a woman without a kid
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:22:18 AM EDT
I had two that were like that. Find things that hold his interest even for a short time and give it to him. His mind is a sponge at this time and he is trying to communicate what he is picking up. give him things to learn and question and you set the stage for the future. Be prepaired for questions of "why" this is one of the most majicial times
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:23:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
The price you have to pay to play with the box he came in.




Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:24:15 AM EDT
You best either get used to it, or hit the dusty trail while you still can. If you decide to stay, ear plugs do wonders. I've put my time in, and it was worth it in the long run. Make no mistake, you have a tough row to hoe....
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:27:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
In the morning when his eyes open, so does his mouth.


Maybe if we feed him less?...



Have any kids of your own?

If so, Zaphod is so RIGHT - I walked in those shoes before he.

Move on or stop complaining; kids will be kids - adults should make adult decisions (I'll take her, the one with out the kids - which I did).
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:28:28 AM EDT
Give him to your daughter.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:29:12 AM EDT
What I can't understand is even after explaining how some people's sense of humor work, there are still questions.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:31:39 AM EDT
Sounds like a pretty healthy situation...you can leave anytimes you want.
Pretty convenient, huh?
Any one who say's living like that doesn't mess up the kid a little more is ignorant, especially when the next couple of live in/sleep overs leave.
Have fun.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:36:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
In the morning when his eyes open, so does his mouth.


Maybe if we feed him less?...



Damn, he's just a kid, that's what they do. If you don't believe me, call your mom and ask her.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:40:40 AM EDT

Someday when you're alone, shitting yourself and rotting in a nursing home, you'll wish to God you could hear a child's voice.

Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:40:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 4:41:25 AM EDT by natedogg42]

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
Give him to your daughter.



LOL pwned.
I was going to say it if no one else did.

Link Posted: 10/6/2005 4:52:30 AM EDT
Some of you have a remarkable ability to find a dark side in every lighthearted comment.

For the more literal-minded among you, I don't really think we should feed him less to keep him quiet. Usually.

Glad I didn't post a pic of me giving him shaken-baby syndrome again.



(Kidding! Just kidding!)
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:00:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 5:00:37 AM EDT by tesnevo]
Be glad you didnt have three daughters. That was fun. Still is.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:01:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
Be glad you didnt have three daughters. That was fun. Still is.



I DO have three daughters. The babbling toddler is a bonus.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:02:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
....post a pic of me giving him shaken-baby syndrome again.







You heartless bastard!

<­BR>

Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:05:32 AM EDT

Glad I didn't post a pic of me giving him shaken-baby syndrome again.






Pleaseeee!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:06:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:06:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 5:08:03 AM EDT by TravisJ1]

Originally Posted By efpeter:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
....post a pic of me giving him shaken-baby syndrome again.







You heartless bastard!

<­BR>






You just beat me!

Damn!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:07:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By illigb:
That's what kids do...

Talk continually... and break things... and make messes...

..............That pretty much what my 2 yr old does...........if she is up, her mouth is running ,and so are her hands and feet!!!.Get used to it......Last evening after work I had to put a new support post under the deck...So I used a jack to lift the center of the deck, to give clearance for the post to be put in...............Well the Wife and Daughter come out to see Daddy......I go to get the wrench to lower the deck......No wrench.........Daughter has it using it as a hammer to hit the barn........trying to be helpfull ya know...................So I get wrench back, but have to give up my hammer to keep the peace!!!...Gotta love it!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:08:07 AM EDT
And he never will. You're going to have to deal with it or eject.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:08:52 AM EDT
I have a 4 yr. old, 2 yr old and a 5 month old that I watch during the day while my wife teaches school..I hand them off at 3 then I work evenings....I'm sorry, sleep deprivation caused me to lose my train of thought..I forgot what my point was
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:11:20 AM EDT
Yep. Less sugar, more exercise.


You know those things they put horses on to make 'em run around in circles in the paddock? Try one of those.

Oh, and make sure you take him off when he gets too tired to run and starts getting dragged around in a circle.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:12:23 AM EDT
Wait till he is a teen. But benedryl is your friend.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:12:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
Yep. Less sugar, more exercise.


You know those things they put horses on to make 'em run around in circles in the paddock? Try one of those.

Oh, and make sure you take him off when he gets too tired to run and starts getting dragged around in a circle.






Thats great!!

Travis
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:15:52 AM EDT
Yup... that's a toddler.

"Daaaaadddddyyyyyy, Ba bada esa sha ba da ba ba da. Daaaaadddddyyyyy, Eye wan dink. Daaaadddddyyyy, Eye wan dink. Eye wan dink. Eye wan diiiiinnnnnnnnkkkkkk. Tank ouh. Ov ouh"

It's the "Tank ouh" (Thank You), and "Ov ouh" (Love You) that keeps her alive most days.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:16:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MK4Mod0:
....I go to get the wrench to lower the deck......No wrench.........Daughter has it using it as a hammer to hit the barn........trying to be helpfull ya know...................So I get wrench back, but have to give up my hammer to keep the peace!!!...



Reminds me of the time my daughter took the hose into the garage and washed my power tools for me. It was even worse than when my mouth guard was flushed down the toilet.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:18:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:
Here are my recommendations...

1) Heavy sedation.... for the toddler, of course. At least until you get two cups of coffee in. Also works well when you need an afternoon nap.

2) Once you wake up and he shakes off his chemical coma, put him outside. I know, I know... young kid, dangerous times... but trust me. Cordon off a patch of grass in the front yard and tell him to "Stay!" To further enforce your wishes, surround the area with hotwire. Keeps the kid in and marauding ferrel animals and pedophiles out.

3) Last but not least.... the mall. Or gym. Both places often have "play areas" for kids. VERY convenient. You can drop the little ones off and spend the afternoon kid-free knowing that they are in a controlled environment. The other cool thing is if you weren't really happy with your own kid you can always exchange them for another one at the same place! How great is that??



You more-or-less just described my typical dating relationship.

Maybe I should rethink the age group I deal with...
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:19:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 5:22:15 AM EDT by bblake00]

Originally Posted By illigb:
That's what kids do...

Talk continually... and break things... and make messes...




Kind of like Naval Aviators.


You two are a match. Are you sure it's not really your kid and you're just in deniel?
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:23:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BOBK48:
Kids are kids, wait until the terrible 2s set in.



Yes, but when do they END?!?!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:24:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Next time, pick some pussy that hasn't been used, yet.

The kid is being a kid. You're an adult. Deal with it.

Sorry, but since I don't get to see my toddlers much, complaints like this kinda don't do much to evoke my sympathy.



The GF just read your post over my shoulder. Her comment was "Bet his mother is real proud."
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:25:31 AM EDT
As the way most of us know you Rodent, several of us have said the same thing about your family.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:28:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
I have a 4 yr. old, 2 yr old and a 5 month old that I watch during the day while my wife teaches school..I hand them off at 3 then I work evenings....I'm sorry, sleep deprivation caused me to lose my train of thought..I forgot what my point was




It's time to take you to the vet's and get you fixed
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:31:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
I have a 4 yr. old, 2 yr old and a 5 month old that I watch during the day while my wife teaches school..I hand them off at 3 then I work evenings....I'm sorry, sleep deprivation caused me to lose my train of thought..I forgot what my point was




It's time to take you to the vet's and get you fixed




I got that done a few months ago a few weeks before my 40th B-Day
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:31:48 AM EDT
I got one of these. They're great!


Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:41:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Next time, pick some pussy that hasn't been used, yet.




Yeah, women should be put to death immediately if things don't work out with thier husband.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:48:35 AM EDT
Count your blessings, my boy didn't talk for the first 4 years and then once he did couldn't because he lacked the jaw muscles needed to say words. To build up his jaw muscles we had to endure hours of endless Harmonic playing and Whistle blowing! About drove me nuts!

Patty
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 5:52:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Count your blessings, my boy didn't talk for the first 4 years and then once he did couldn't because he lacked the jaw muscles needed to say words. To build up his jaw muscles we had to endure hours of endless Harmonic playing and Whistle blowing! About drove me nuts!

Patty



Things OK now patty? 100%?

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