I'm constantly amazed at what a good cook my GF is. Her meals don't just taste great, they're healthy. And she creates them out of whatever bizarre stuff is left over in my fridge or growing in the garden.

Yesterday she picked all kinds of berries - red and black currants, raspberries, blackberries, elderberries, aronia berries and who-knows-what-else. This morning we had "sour-berry sauce" on pancakes. Absolutely delicious.

The only problem with these gastronomical masterpieces is that while she's making them, her three-year-old is busy drinking bottles of cough syrup, drawing on the walls, smearing poop on himself, etc.  

Banish the child to Grandma's.

Kharn

At least you have one who can cook. Rarity in this day and time.

Quoted: The only problem with these gastronomical masterpieces is that while she's making them, her three-year-old is busy drinking bottles of cough syrup, drawing on the walls, smearing poop on himself, etc.

Hehe, that's the entire job description of a 3-year old.

At least when they get older they (usually) stop with the poop-smearing.

sounds like you need to be watching the 3 year old while the gf cooks.  Two words "Baby Songs."  I bet they come out on DVD now.  Will entertain a toddler for hours.

Patty

Be thankful he's smearing the poop on himself...

Draw down on him/her/it!!

pics?  -10

Ironically he will be smearing shit all over himself again when he is in his 70s or 80s.

Yeah, but before then he'll be cleaning me up.

He's a really cute, good-natured little guy. It's a pity to know that eventually, inevitably, some bitch will break him.